Brooke Hogan's Friend Is Gorgeous
Day-shift hooker alert! Brooke Hogan must be one secure tranny to go out with such a gorgeous friend. I mean, spandex/lace dress, spray-painted fake Louboutins, white lame shorty jacket and red rouge for days - perfection! This is the way every young liquor store hooker lady should dress for a classy night on the town.
AND! I can no longer clown on Brooke. Bitch is wearing exquisite lucite heels! If those beauties are from the Shauna Sand collection, I will get on my knees and worship her ding dong. Brooke Hogan is okay by me. Yup, lucite heels is all it takes.
Here's Brooke and her gorgeous day-shift hooker friend outside the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. WAIT?! NYC?! Excuse me, I have to go stalk KMart's lingerie department in hopes of seeing Brooke's stunning friend. Day-shift hookers love KMart's lingerie dept.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
It's the Motel 6 version of Kim K and Paris Hilton.
Submitted by Justin B. on July 9, 2008 - 7:36am.
Trannylicious!
I think the rather manly & large, and most likely in charge Brooke Hogan is somehow under the impression/delusion that she is a hottt sexy beautiful stunning good looking woman.
Dont get me wrong, i dont think BH is ugly or anything, i just dont think she is all that and a bag of fine as f*ck chips like she comes across thinking about herself. Brooke Hogan needs to look in the mirror, and realize she is a rather large girl, kinda manly looking, and there are plenty of women in and OUTside of Hollyweird that look much better than she ever could. The fat ugly friend of hers next to her is not even worth commenting on.
Nope. Just woke up and she still looks like a broke-ass, ugly hooker to me.
Fat?
Who cares.
Fugly?
Yeah. FUGLY.
*thud-thud-thud* Hippo stampede alert!
Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 12:15pm.
So is being a chunky bitch considered hot these days? Becuase when I was growing up, over weight girls would NEVER wear tight, revealing clothes.
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I grew up in the 80's, got inexplicably fat around puberty, and spent much of my adolescence unwillingly wearing tight revealing clothes because nothing else fit. They didn't have plus teen sizes back then, or I could have been spared much embarrassment. I was the last person on earth interested in showing off my body, but there were no clothes for girls like me. I'm glad there is now.
Personally I have no problems with chunky bitches. They just need to wear something that flatters them. This girl has attractive arms and legs. Her boobs need more support and her waist needs more definition; she should wear at least a slightly longer skirt. She has a few extra pounds, but she's not some fat ugly cow. She is just wearing some very unfortunate clothing and makeup.
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contour much?
parkrangerpete on July 8, 2008 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the snapple ladies daughter.
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ps: I love your avie
brooke and friend should consult with china doll on how to look like a lady...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I clicked on one of the thumbnails and retract the statement that her friend is not fat. She sausaged herself into that dress and looks horrendous. She makes Brooke look thin and attractive and that's the only reason she's with her!
Your face!
Her friend's not fat, the thing is her outfit wouldn't look good on anybody except Shauna Sand. Now that girl can carry a black lacey dress like no one's business!
Your face!
oh woopsies!
I totally had justin's douche juice in my eyes,
the brunette chick is actually Ali Lohan!
(when she's not wearing yards of make up & tan)
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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pffft..
the brunette chick fails as a Nikki Blonsky impersonator
while the blonde dude is obviously Zac Efron
when he gets to let his bootiful hair down
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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That sow is so fat anyone trying to fuck her will need to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Man, no wonder there are so damn many anorexics running around with everyone going on about how "fat and ugly" the friend is. She's obviously a little overweight, but just because she's not Kate Bosworth with her bones poking through her skin and sunken cheeks doesn't mean she's ugly. That said, skin-tight clothing on well-upholstered women just makes them look even bigger. If she wore clothes that fit and took off about six layers of makeup, she'd look just fine.
She looks like the snapple ladies daughter.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Oh my...these gents are scary.
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Why do women sausage roll themselves? Waddup widat? Does that really feel sexy? I'm not one to hold it against a bitch to hold a few pounds but at least wrap it up right. Yeesh.
edited to add: Haha! Day-shift hooker! She is not hard to get lovely gurl hooking up with the very rich hookers on H O O K E R L O V I N G. C O M
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Straight men are to blame for this. Shame on you!
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her friends name is Amber Ridinger. 17 yrs old and a grade-a snobby bitch=]
Mmmmm? not really?
I think they are both ugly.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
someone needs a lesson in contouring...
Eh, I don't know about current fat but she looks like she might have been fatter at one point and thinks she looks really good now by comparison. I think her dress looks like crap because it's not flattering and she has pancake tits that need some support- that also makes her look fat IMO.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Hey MK! That dress is GORGEOUS! I wore it on my stroll just last night!
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Submitted by Hekki on July 8, 2008 - 9:01am.
Submitted by M.E.: "So is being a chunky bitch considered hot these days? Becuase when I was growing up, over weight girls would NEVER wear tight, revealing clothes.
I fucking hate seeing bitches with their muffin tops pouring over their jeans that are 2 sizes too fucking small."
Thank YOU! I was saying this to my sister and she pointed out to me that they have good self-esteem because they like the way they look. I was like "Nuh-uh!"
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Oh hell no, they are just delusionaland copy the stupid Hollywood sluts.
You are genius, MK!
I'm sorry. She's fat. Not obese, but she's fat.
Brooke is big, but not fat at all.
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-stripper who fucked A-Rod
Damn LAXPAT-
Looks like you wrote a novel down there. RELAX love.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Brooke isn't fat, he's "husky."
Her friend looks like a hot mess.
http://danceontheroof.com
the friend needs a dress like what brooke's got over the girdle she already has on, and she'd look fine. and she shouldn't wear lipstick for blush. that is all she needs to do for a huge improvement.
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Great googaly moogaly those hos look a mess
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Nice!
www.theceelist.com
Nice "girdle-dress"
Pray for speeding bus with good aim....
Although how could you miss that man-pig?
Looks like Brooke has put on 20 lbs and wanted to go out with a fat friend to take the focus off her weight gain...LOL!
stake_spike: Totally agree. My former boss was wearing Louboutins like twelve years ago. She had a beautiful wardrobe; She bought most of her clothing in Europe, and had it all tailored. She wasn't over the top, or flashy, but she made every other woman in the office look like dog doo. *sigh*
Submitted by LAXpat on July 8, 2008 - 12:41pm.
She may not be morbidly obese, but she could definitely take off a good 20 lbs. She's chunky. Brooke on the other hand isn't fat all, she's just a damn big girl.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 8, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I think CTH is using the age-old expression used to refer to one's favorite soap opera (or 'daytime serial') being on. Like my mom used to say, "My story is on! Please go out and play now!"
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Oooooooooh gotcha. I thought that might be it. Spank you!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Those Hollywood tards are always holding hands, no matter who it is. No wonder those rumors get started.
Those heels make her look like Cinderella's step sister.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 8, 2008 - 12:23pm.
LCT
I'm still here, my story is on and I have the day off from work, yeah me!
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I'm confused... your story is on?
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I think CTH is using the age-old expression used to refer to one's favorite soap opera (or 'daytime serial') being on. Like my mom used to say, "My story is on! Please go out and play now!"
On topic: Xtina is a makeup artist now? Is that a pain-by-numbers (typo but keeping it) set? Vancome Van Gogh?? Absolutely shiteous, to use a word that piggez hissy uses.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Socrates - actually there are a lot of companies now a days that are making their shoes with red soles. There's one brand oh Deer that makes every shoe with red soles. So I'm sre it easy to make people think your wearing Louboutins.
And why are people going crazy over Louboutins now, they've been around for years?!?! I Blahnik is out and Louboutins are in as the new hot shoe? Pathetic. I can't stand people that have to have celebrities tell them what to wear. If you weren't smart enough to think they were hot before Posh started to wear them then you shouldn't be wearing them.
Brooke's doing what most girls do, she's with the fat ugly chick hoping it'll make her look better by comparison.
Am I the only one who sees Brooke's fab moustache in all of those pics. Time for a wax 'cause the bleach didn't cut it this time.
OT re Louboutins: My obnoxious SIL came over a few weeks ago and kept arranging her legs so that everyone could see her red-soled shoes until someone finally said something. It was actually funny.
Brooke is not fat. Her friend is.
Sorry, that's how I'm calling it.
Submitted by M.E.: "So is being a chunky bitch considered hot these days? Becuase when I was growing up, over weight girls would NEVER wear tight, revealing clothes.
I fucking hate seeing bitches with their muffin tops pouring over their jeans that are 2 sizes too fucking small."
Thank YOU! I was saying this to my sister and she pointed out to me that they have good self-esteem because they like the way they look. I was like "Nuh-uh!"
All Louboutins have red soles. I wonder if she got her Louboutins second hand off Ebay....
No offense but the chick in the black dress ain't skinny either. Chubby she is.
But agreed: Broke is def not fat. At 5'9 she looks great.
I cannot believe how "some of you" call these young women FAT! Fashion plates....they are not, however, they are not fat either!
Brooke Hogan is in great shape, it is just that the dress is she wearing looks like a maternity top!
Tell you what, I would murder to have her gorgeous, long, tan, toned legs!!! Oh yeah...I would.