Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Damn, They're Hot

Halle Berry and Hot Sperm Donor, I forget his other name, left Baby Nahla at home to go to a Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl last night.

You have to hand it to Halle. Bitch popped out Baby Nahla almost four months ago and she hasn't whored her out....yet. Baby Nahla is probably too gorgeous for regular cameras. Her extreme beauty busts camera lenses. Or maybe she's cross-eyed with a crooked nose and elf ears. Halle is waiting until she's at least 6-months-old to get her a nose job. Halle is a good mother.

I kid, I kid. I'm sure Baby Nahla is a supermodel in diapers. Although, two hots don't always make a right. Rumer Willis anyone?

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


yiooooooo's picture

Rumer willis looks the same way Demi looked when she was a child the only difference in demi had Glasses

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

Stoney's picture

While I agree she is attractive, I think she's totally overrated. Especially when it comes to acting.

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TheBreakdown's picture

I never considered Halle 'hot'. That's the wrong adjective to describe her because for me, 'hot' is character and personality...

something that has always escaped me about Halle.

Now, pretty?

That, she is.

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Stock Broker's picture

Breakdown ~ I agree. Sissy should have won.

Kaylee's picture

Bruce Willis was never a "hottie". Please go check out old "Moonlighting" clips. And remember Demi Moore grew up with a cock eye. That she got fixed when she was a teenager. Plus she has had a lot of work done. I'm not saying Demi isn't beautiful. But you have to work with the DNA God gave you. Not what cosmetic surgery gave you.

Miss Priss's picture

OMG

Gabriel is soooooooooo fucking hot.

Halle doesn't look too hot. He stole the spot light~

I would kill for some of his sperm

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Clarisse's picture

Really? I never got the Halle hotness factor? On a purely "hot" basis, i think Gabrielle Union wins that one hands down. IMO =)

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chefcammi's picture

ok, all this aside.. what's with the walking corpse behind them?

Is she missing the lower part of her jaw?

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TheBreakdown's picture

Stock Broker:

I wouldn't say zero talent, but she sure the hell got an Oscar that should be sitting on Sissy Spacek's mantle!

And like I tell the Germans here:

Mixed children are not like a color wheel. Yellow and blue do not necessarily make green.

That baby could end up darker than Halle. No one can say.

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Submitted by stake_spike - No, he's hot. Her, not so much. I'm really wondering if the baby ended up being white or brown, isn't Halle half?

Agreed. This is actually the worst I've seen her look, which probably still means she's hotter than 95% of the population. Here's a pic of Halle and her mom:
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/rn_halle_mom_070511_ssv.jpg

moriah's picture

Really.. Bruce Willis is hot or was hot? Ok.

parissucksliterally's picture

Sheeps, you know you let the loser borrow your belt chain....why are you picking on him? :)

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Stock Broker's picture

Halle is a beautiful lady but has ZERO talent. That Oscar she received was a joke...just like the Oscars themselves.

If Halle, Marisa Tomei, Julia Roberts and Angelina can win what does that say about what is considered "good talent" nowadays? Yea, not much.

BTW, Halle is either:
a) Holding out for $$$ for baby pixs
b) Something is seriously wrong with the kid.

stake_spike's picture

No, he's hot. Her, not so much. I'm really wondering if the baby ended up being white or brown, isn't Halle half?

I like the old loser in the left of the main pic, with the Ed Hardy T, belt chain, and brand-new kicks. Life in LA!

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TheBreakdown's picture

MK forgot a simple fact:

Demi & Bruce are not hot.

They've got something, that's for sure, but hot?

Hell*fuck*NAW!

It's only fair that Demi is forced to see her old features on her busted ass children.

And Bruce's head should forever be banned from being inherited from any future offspring.

You could butthead through the Great Wall with that cranium!

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Submitted by trinityadams on July 8, 2008 - 8:14am.

He's a lot younger than she is, right? So, in say, twenty years, this guy will be like fifty and Halle will still be known as 1/2 black Catwoman.
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What? That didn't make any sense.

Whenever I get envious of Halle's looks, I just remember that she has been beaten up, cheated on, and is an insecure wreck......perfection isn't everything.

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yiooooooo's picture

You know two gorgeous people dont always make a pretty kid.............

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Has there been any more talk of Nahla having Down Syndrome?

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trinityadams's picture

He's a lot younger than she is, right? So, in say, twenty years, this guy will be like fifty and Halle will still be known as 1/2 black Catwoman.

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loozer's picture

Married to Sperm Donor; Oscar winner; attending Stevie Wonder concert;
what a tragic life.
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