Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Morning Wood

Eva Mendes really doesn't like rehab jokes - Celebitchy

Scary Spice in leggings? Just. NO. - I'm Not Obsessed

Thank God. The Friends movie is not happening - ICYDK

Violet Affleck and Ruby Maguire have the same stylist - SOW

Rhys Ifans' sad song about Sienna Miller - Holy Moly!

Big-tittied dyke on a bike - Pink is the New Blog

Is Usher crying for his mommy? - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


Migraineuse's picture

I'm beyond sick of "artistic" magazine covers and how they usually involve some sweaty ho faking an orgasm.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

S_G's picture

You know what I have always thought is interesting and weird, is how Cameron Diaz can play non Latina roles, and doesn't have to be constantly reminded about her Latina heritage.
However, other *cough* darker (more latina looking) actresses would never get away with that shit without people saying they are selling out or denying their heritage.

I guess it is all based on skin complexion and hair color? If you look "white" you can play "white"?

Anyone else have any thoughts?

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 7:12am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 11:05am.

Off Topic - what rock have I been living under to not have know Uma Thurman was married to the hotness known as Gary Oldman?
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Whaaaaaat? When the eff was this??? And why the shit would she downgrade from that to Ethan Hawke?
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1990-1992

How did I not know this????

Edited to unstretch the box.

Stock Broker's picture

ParisSucksLiterally ~ how about watching Family Guy; Meet the Press; reruns of 70's show on TV Land?

Come on over to my house...

kdracofan's picture

PS: I didn't know Uma was married to Gary either.

Silvara0428's picture

@ the breakdown: (aSSumption) Now that's funny!!!

Eva Mendes is hot and I'm not even that much into girls.....

The only good thing about Friends was Smelly Cat

Blind Item...I live under the same rock as Uma I guess cuz I don't know what that is?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 11:05am.
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AGES ago. He said it was hard living with someone so perfect. I think this was when he went through his alkie phase. The active part.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

kdracofan's picture

Love Carrottop: Hi. That's a 'loaded' question. I think everyone that speaks Spanish, except Spaniards (they speak Castilian and they are in Europe) is a Latino. There are those who say that anyone from the Caribbean or Central American is Hispanic but I don't agree. Again it’s just my opinion.

Clarisse's picture

Oh. Nevermind. You got it already...but i'm inspired.

Gary Oldman for HOT SLUT!!!

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

Clarisse's picture

M.E. / LCT,
Yeah, they were married back in the early 90's.

Lucky bitch.

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 7:08am.
M.E.?

crackrock?

Remember, just say MAYBE!

Fuck what Nancy Reagan said. Don't say no until you know what they are offering!
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Nah. I only liked the good shit.

But then again, can a drug addict ever really be picky?

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 8, 2008 - 11:03am.

TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 10:50am.
WTF ever!

Eva Mendes is one of the hottest, if not THE hottest, latina in Hollywood.
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Ok, what constitutes as someone being latina? Is it just from Mexico or does it include Spain, Puerto Rico, Argentina, Brazil, etc etc etc. Please clarify. Everyone and their mom is clamiing to be a latina these days.

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Hell, I'm from Brazil and not even I know the answer to that one!

I don't think that just being born in one of said countries would make you a "latina", though.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 11:05am.

Off Topic - what rock have I been living under to not have know Uma Thurman was married to the hotness known as Gary Oldman?
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Whaaaaaat? When the eff was this??? And why the shit would she downgrade from that to Ethan Hawke?

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

parissucksliterally's picture

hehehehe Stockbroker....I loved the show. I took a break from the re-runs for a long time, so I am enjoying it again, when I catch it. Would you rather I watched "Dancing With The Stars" or "I Survived a Japanese Game Show", or "The HIlls"? hehehehe

Let it be known, I do NOT want a Friends Movie.

Yes, Rita Hayworth was so friggin hot.
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes

M.E.'s picture

Clarisse - yes. There was a blind item and I can't remember if they ever outted her, but it was her.

Some thought it was Kiki. But it was Eva.

TheBreakdown's picture

There's an easy way to ASScertain if you're latina.

Turn around and stick it out.

If there is nothing there, check the OTHER box.

www.myspace.com/triston

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on July 8, 2008 - 11:03am.

TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 10:50am.
WTF ever!

Eva Mendes is one of the hottest, if not THE hottest, latina in Hollywood.
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Ok, what constitutes as someone being latina? Is it just from Mexico or does it include Spain, Puerto Rico, Argentina, Brazil, etc etc etc. Please clarify. Everyone and their mom is clamiing to be a latina these days.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 10:56pm.
My prayers have been answered: No "Friends" movie.

I hated that show back then...and hate it even more now its on cable 24 hrs a day.

"Friends" is like damn cockroaches: it just won't go away.
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Thank God, eh? They would give even MORE air time to this shit show to promote the movie, like they did with sex and the city.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

TheBreakdown's picture

M.E.?

crackrock?

Remember, just say MAYBE!

Fuck what Nancy Reagan said. Don't say no until you know what they are offering!

www.myspace.com/triston

Stock Broker's picture

Rita Hayworth = Hottest.Latina.EVER!!

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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"

Clarisse's picture

M.E.,
Really? That's sad. =(

kdracofan,
I am with you on this one.
Selma is muy caliente!

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

M.E.'s picture

Off Topic - what rock have I been living under to not have know Uma Thurman was married to the hotness known as Gary Oldman?

TheBreakdown's picture

kdracofan:

You win this one. I love Salma and she has proven that her titties can bring in the big bucks.

Her baby has the golden ticket.

Fuck what Britney said!

Brit's babies have the keys to the double wide!

www.myspace.com/triston

Stock Broker's picture

ParisSucksLiterally ~ nooooooooo! Don't support those whiny "Friends".

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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"

kdracofan's picture

TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 10:50am.
WTF ever!

Eva Mendes is one of the hottest, if not THE hottest, latina in Hollywood.
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Here we go again...(LOL)
I think Salma is the hottest one right now.

M.E.'s picture

Well, I'd say Eva is sensitive to the rehab rumors because, she "reportedly, via blind item" only went after she lost her baby after a major coke binge.

I'd be a bit sensitive too.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Yes Brad, that bandana makes you look SO hard core. Nothing you do will ever convince anyone that you have a grasp on your own balls though.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

parissucksliterally's picture

StockBroker, I'd rather watch re-runs of "Friends" that I have seen 50,000 times again, than most of the crap on TV today......

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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes

Stock Broker's picture

My prayers have been answered: No "Friends" movie.

I hated that show back then...and hate it even more now its on cable 24 hrs a day.

"Friends" is like damn cockroaches: it just won't go away.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

To each their own about Eva.
To me she looks like a dude. She requires far too much processing and heavy duty image work to appear feminine.

No "Friends" movie.
Good.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

bambam's picture

Big tittied dyke on a bike my ass. MK you effin bastid you made me look. You know I'm a perved out sucker for bikes.

TheBreakdown's picture

WTF ever!

Eva Mendes is one of the hottest, if not THE hottest, latina in Hollywood.

Eva Longoria? That fuckin' sprite!!
Penelope Cruz? That fuckin' dyke!Salma Hayek? OK, her titties can hypnotize anyone, but...

all that J.Lo skank glow, smoke and mirrors be damned.

I love you, Eva!

Smoke all the blow you can!

www.myspace.com/triston

kdracofan's picture

Eva is hot. And If I went to rehab and people made fun of it, I think it would bother me as well but then again...

parissucksliterally's picture

I'm bothered more by Scary Spice wearing fucking BOOTS in JULY. Where are her fucking Uggs?

Eva Mendes is hot, but seems like a bitch from hell....(no offense Deb)

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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Eva Mendes bugs. Always dressed up like a fashion plate with shopping bags. Ugh. Who does she think she is- Vivian Ward?

I want to know why Violet Affleck looks exactly like Victor Garber.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Yikes! The photographer must HATE her!

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

I saw some new privacy news in site ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "”””””””””””””””. Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.