Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play
Cynthia Rodriguez has quickly become my favorite character in the A-Hole/Vadge divorce drama. According to the NYDN, Cynthia decided to get back at her estranged husband by spending some of his hard-earned cash. And by "some" I mean $100,000. While the whole A-Hole and Vadge rumors started coming out, Cynthia went off to Paris to hang out with Lenny Kravitz.
A friend said that Cynthia, who just had a baby 11 weeks ago, flew the godparents of her daughters first-class to Paris. She went to the best restaurants, went to the spa and was even thinking of joining Lenny Kravitz in Spain. Shit, She-Hulk should have bought Spain!
The friend also claims Cynthia has hired four divorce lawyers, "She needs four lawyers in two different states? That's not the dream team, it's the greed team." HELL YES! The buff ass bitch is smart. I would've hired Scooby Doo, Marcia Clark, Matlock, Ally McBeal, Gloria Allred, Leslie Abramson and Tracey Ullman as Sydney Cross.
She-Hulk didn't stop there, she also barred A-Hole from seeing their daughters. While she was living it up in Paris, her daughters were in Miami. A-Hole tried to see them, but She-Hulk would not let him.
This is exactly how you get back at a dude who fucked you over! You don't cheat on his ass, you take his credit card and you MAX the fuck out of that shit. You do some "Pretty Woman" shit.
Speaking of "Pretty Woman," whatever happened to snobby salesperson #2 from that movie. I couldn't find the scene on YouTube, but she's standing on a ladder and tells Julia Roberts, "It's very expensive." I hated that cunt!
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Kizzy, are you a mom? I'm not trying to offend, but if not, you don't understand the feelings that come over you when you bring a life into the world. I wanted to be a mom forever, & I was still shocked at the ferocity of the love I have for my son. Once you become a parent, your children come first. You brought them into this world, & it's your responsibility to take care of them. If that means swallowing the hurt & anger for the good of your kids, you do.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 9:46am.
I guess I will go a step further and actually call her out then. Cynthia Rodriguez, you ARE a crazy ho, and even you admit that while Alex can continue to fund the lifestyle to which you both have become accustomed, you can not. And after all, what is more important than being able to afford nannies to take care of your kids while you fly to Europe with rock stars? Oh Cynthia, my heart weeps for you.
Christie Brinkley - now THERE'S a bitch with something to complain about!!!
PS Rich men are almost always dicks, and will almost always cheat on you. Yah, it's shitty, but so is some ho marrying a dude just for his money.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 10:56am
She's hurt, she's pissed, she's entitled to a little trip without people saying she's a bad mom. It's not like she abandoned them forever, or that she's banning him from seeing them forever. If any of you can recall your last breakup, you should remember shit gets worse before it gets better. Cut her some slack. When she goes clubbing every single night, week after week, month after month, then we can start comparing her to Britney.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Everyone within a 5000 mile radius knew she was a conniving, gold-digging piece of skankonia before he went and bought her that ring, but hey...
he was dumb enough to marry the buttermilk, when he could have had those lumps for free
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And i hate that tie he is wearing!
I dont even give a fuck about his marriage or whatever he is doing.
I just dont like this guy! Im not sure if you could tell. I dont like it!
HA HA HA! That tie with that suit? NO!
And she is the poor mans Halle Berry is waht bitches be saying over here!
*twirls around in a circle in my chair and smack into the wall. Smiles and sees stars*
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Carol, I'm with you. Regardless of whether she's the one changing the diapers, kids need their mom. They need stability. Isn't this what we've been criticizing Brangelina & Shitney over? There's no way I would leave my children during this time. The newborn needs to bond w/ her mom, & the older one needs to see that not everyone is going to leave her. & banning the father from seeing his girls is also uncool unless he was abusive to them. She's using her children to punish him.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Say what you will, but he is HOT!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
hehehhee Sheeps, I just noticed the poster in the background....
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
EEG spank chew berry much
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LoLo,
That's how we like you :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Carol on July 8, 2008 - 10:47am.
And no-one has a problem that she is living it up in Paris while her weeks old baby is in Miami?
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Please, her husband is worth $400 MILLION. Do you honestly think she was the one changing diapers before she left on her shopping trip?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Rikki Lake Im sure she does suck a bit who knows?
But man is that A ROID UUUUUUUGLY!
WHOA! Look at that damn mug man!
BLECH! those ears man! its like somebody grabbed his big goofy ass head by his ears like they were handle bars on vacumn cleaner if you know what i mean!
Like some bitch was all grabbing his head and pointing it in the right direction saying something like, " NO BITCH THIS IS HOW YOU EAT IT!"
what the fuck is my problem today? Im all nutty like elephant poop!
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And no-one has a problem that she is living it up in Paris while her weeks old baby is in Miami?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 8, 2008 - 10:40am
Nobody said she was a saint, by any stretch, but pulling the "maybe she was a psycho" argument is bullshit. MAYBE he could've kept his dick in his pants, or MAYBE he should've known better than to star-fuck, or maybe she said, "Strippers, I can take, Madonna? I can't compete." Or maybe she said, "Strippers, it ain't right, but it's OK, Madonna? She fucked Denis Rodman, not OK, I don't want Worm worms in my snatch."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*shaking head* I like the poster of them in the background.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
I agree The Breakdown......they'd have a lot less trouble in life, if they followed your instructions...
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
These dumb ass sports stars!
If they had any fuckin' sense (pun intended), they'd stay single, fuck everything that moved, and when they started feeling all paternal and wanting to leave their millions to bastards that resembled them....
they'd go in-vitro.
Goddamn, I should write a book!
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Why do people assume Cynthia is some living saint? I'm sure ARod is a shitty dude, and I'm sure he probably did cheat on her, whether or not it was with Madonna, but I just don't get why that makes her such an angel. Perhaps she was a psycho bitch (LIKE MOST ATHLETE'S WIVES BECOME) and drove him away. Perhaps she was too busy with shopping and the kids to put out. Perhaps she's an immature ho who files for divorce then runs off to Europe with the godfather of her children. The point is, we don't know (and I'm NOT saying it was her responsibility to fuck him 24/7 to "keep him happy" or that it was her fault). Is she entitled to money? Yes. Is she entitled to $150 million she didn't earn? Probably fucking not, Madonna or no.
I love that lil raised eye-brow of hers.. Like "fuck w/ me ay, I gots it all under control!!"
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I enjoy going to baseball games.
It's slow and low, you can relax, drink, eat...
Cynthia is cashing in some of her scorned publicly reward points, why not.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Mrs K.,
He's orange again! WTF? I never liked ARod either...I have a soft spot for Omar!
Stock Broker,
I'm not a 90 yr old billionaire, but i make some bank and my blood pressure is a bit high...
*wink*wink*
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Jesus, what a foul-looking asshole. And cheating on your pregnant wife is beyond low. I'm pretty sure this bitch is not much better than he is, but still I hope she takes him to the cleaners.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Oh I watched a movie this weekend about a woman scorned like MK is saying.. She maxed out his cards.. had all his money transferred to her account where he couldn't get to it.. Had the house locks changed.. This all b/c he tripped out cause he wanted a boy..and thought they were having a girl.. Well he went crazy crazy, and wanted to have her killed, but instead had his lover killed (thot was his wife).. Well he went to jail.. And she deliverd.. a healthy Baby BOY!!
He was to have a boy to get inheritance of 50 mill.. But when he went to jail.. she and th boy got it ALL.. dumb guy!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
She is getting some shit for leaving her babies in another country. This lady is all class, like everyone else in this mess.
According to IMDB, "Snobby Saleswoman" was played by Dey Young.
She's listed for roles in Popular, Enterprise, The West Wing, Melrose Place, The Practice, Baywatch Nights, Murder She Wrote, The X-Files, Star Trek:NG, Crossing Jordan, Boston Legal, JAG, Mad Men, and currently appears in The Young and The Restless.
Take THAT, PP!
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Pudge NEVER liked A-Rod.
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
As Ivana told us, "Don't get mad, get everything." 4 lawyers in 2 states ought to be able to break 1 pre-nup. In the meantime, a nice shopping trip in Paris should help. Retail therapy works wonders!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"The Yankees slugger had a powerful yen for strippers and exotic dancers that even his hot-bodied spouse, Cynthia, could not satisfy, pals and other sources said.
From a stripper named Monique to a busty blond named Joslyn to sex-exuding Madonna, Alex Rodriguez chased after the flesh while his marriage foundered, they said.
Cynthia Rodriguez kept smiling through all the humiliations - until A-Rod was linked to Madonna.
Then, she decided, she couldn't take it anymore.
With the other girls, it was all about bump and grind. With Madonna, it appeared to be something more.
It was, her lawyer said, "an affair of the heart."
And that, Cynthia said, was unforgivable."
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/07/2008-07-07_strippers_a_big_...
C-Hulk is just a pethatic piece of shit.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Baseball is beautiful, but tools like ARod give it a bad name. Never could stand him. He showed his true colors when he took a ridiculous pile of money a few years back to play for a horrible team, the Texas Rangers, instead of signing for a slightly less ridiculous pile of money with a team that was good and could win a championship. He's all about himself, never the team, and certainly hasn't a clue about what it takes to sacrifice for wife and family.
Go, Cynthia, go! Privileged jerks like ARod need to be brought down just a peg. Guys like this have had people fawning over them their entire lives. They have no clue how to act decent - they can act despicably, and people still fawn all over them. I hope she maxes out that black Amex. He deserves it. She took him back after photos of him bringing some haggy looking stripper back to his hotel were splashed all over the NYC tabloids, and she had a baby with him. So he deserves to get every bill she can charge to him, since obviously the only thing he understands is money. Perfect.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 10:23am.
ha ha! and ewwwwwww :(
90 year old bootie taint right! ha ha
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Spend another mil or two of his money (if that makes ya feel better), but keep the kids out of it.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Actually, if bitch was smart, she'd turn her eye when ARod cheated and then wouldn't have to worry about being broke. Especially since she will not likely be able to break their pre-nup. Even if she can prove he had multiple affairs, they got married in Florida, which is a no-fault divorce state. If fidelity mattered more to her than marriage, fine - but then of course she expects half his money for doing, well....nothing. OK then. Got it Cynthia. PS spiteful trips to Europe with Lenny Kravitz do not make you more sympathetic.
what a mess.
The kids will be even more fucked up, because of this.
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
I need to find myself a 90 yr old cougar billionaire and have her cheat on me so I can then take her to the cleaners.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
She may be scorned and seeking revenge. But she's as stupid as he is. Leaving your kids in another country? Nice parenting skills. I would think this is a time when your kids would need you most. She-hulk is just as much too blame for this. A-Rod has cheated for years and she turned a blind eye to maintain her lifestyle. Now that it has become public she is "shocked" and "hurt." Their both useless. Poor kids.
She-hulks can have babies? Wow, wonders never cease. I always assumed that their ovaries would have fallen out and formed testicles.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 8, 2008 - 10:20am
Going to the chapel
and were gonna get maaa.... i mean swipe the church wine :)
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That fact that Madonna's melting face is part of this divorce circus makes it even more interesting. The ugly is about to come out of the woodwork.
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She's ugly! Her problem is she that married someone who's a lot hotter than her, so it was bound to happen, just like in Maniston's case.
And C-Hulk should have never used their children this way. Ugly twat.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
I'm a strong advocate of not using kids as pawns in a divorce, but A-Rod is a less-than-caring father -- supposedly has only seen the new baby once since her birth -- so I can see why She-Hulk might have reason to ban him from seeing the kids when she's not around.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Otter Pop,
"Children shouldn't be used as pawns."
Agreed. Bitch can do what she wants to the cheating SOB, but don't put the kids in the middle!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
She should also sue because more than likely her children may end up being the color of burnt tangerines...
and it's ALL A-Rod's fault.
And what's with Vadge denying this shit? This is htebest and easiest publicity this slut has had in eons.
I can totally see this happening:
Vadge stopping her tour to go testify in court that her imperial pussy made A-Rod leave his wife.
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LoLo, I say the exact same thing about baseball! Hit the ball with a stick, run around in a circle. How fucking complicated can that BE?????
Marry me.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site " ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "””””””””””””””” " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site now
MK said, "I would've hired Scooby Doo, Marcia Clark, Matlock, Ally McBeal, Gloria Allred, Leslie Abramson and Tracey Ullman as Sydney Cross..."
Too funny! But I would immediately replace Marcia Clark with Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles or even Claire Huxtable...that bitch Marcia helped OJ to go free...
I think its great that a high functioning tard like A-rod was able to move past bagging groceries and riding the short bus to touching himself in the jock strap area while he watches a bunch of roided up cave men looking fat asses hit a fucking BALL with a STICK and then RUN AROUND IN A MOTHER FUCKING CIRCLE!
JESUS BASEBALL IS SO SLOW AND BORRRRRRRRRRRRRING.
Oh my god just thinking about having to watch a game or EVEN LISTEN to a fucking Yank fan makes me want to spend this dumb asses credit cards and shove a bat up his crazy olde cooter sniffing ass.
MY GOD! This Vadge bitch should be shot for making all this "news" when there is an election and a fucking WAR going on all over the place.
In closing I HATE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF MADONNA ON THE POST EVERY DAY THE BITCH IS SCARRY LOOKING!
Ok Jim style rant OVA!
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MK: I hated that cunt as well and I agree with "how you get back at a dude who fucked you over! You don't cheat on his ass, you take his credit card and you MAX the fuck out of that shit."
He probably is an ass, but as Judge Judy would say, 'you picked him'. She most certainly should NEVER keep him from his kids. You shouldn't use your kids to get back at their father because you were wronged by him. Kid's aren't weapons you use to hurt someone else.
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A cheer from George Carlin...
"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkWX2gn4w4
R.I.P. George.
For the first time in a long time, I can say without a doubt that this is one talented slut that is gonna get half...
and then some!
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