Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play
Cynthia Rodriguez has quickly become my favorite character in the A-Hole/Vadge divorce drama. According to the NYDN, Cynthia decided to get back at her estranged husband by spending some of his hard-earned cash. And by "some" I mean $100,000. While the whole A-Hole and Vadge rumors started coming out, Cynthia went off to Paris to hang out with Lenny Kravitz.
A friend said that Cynthia, who just had a baby 11 weeks ago, flew the godparents of her daughters first-class to Paris. She went to the best restaurants, went to the spa and was even thinking of joining Lenny Kravitz in Spain. Shit, She-Hulk should have bought Spain!
The friend also claims Cynthia has hired four divorce lawyers, "She needs four lawyers in two different states? That's not the dream team, it's the greed team." HELL YES! The buff ass bitch is smart. I would've hired Scooby Doo, Marcia Clark, Matlock, Ally McBeal, Gloria Allred, Leslie Abramson and Tracey Ullman as Sydney Cross.
She-Hulk didn't stop there, she also barred A-Hole from seeing their daughters. While she was living it up in Paris, her daughters were in Miami. A-Hole tried to see them, but She-Hulk would not let him.
This is exactly how you get back at a dude who fucked you over! You don't cheat on his ass, you take his credit card and you MAX the fuck out of that shit. You do some "Pretty Woman" shit.
Speaking of "Pretty Woman," whatever happened to snobby salesperson #2 from that movie. I couldn't find the scene on YouTube, but she's standing on a ladder and tells Julia Roberts, "It's very expensive." I hated that cunt!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
he has god-awful taste in women. his wife and madonna are both so manly.
Even if I marry a homeless guy, I will never sign a prenup. Cause what if he blows up and becomes the world's biggest porn star? I get half of the money shot money.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Well there goes all of A Rod's money.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
James Haven warned A Rod to stay away from Madge, but does he listen? Madge is the one who taught Angie everything she knows about being a man stealin' ho! You don't mess with Madge unless you mean business!
Now it is going to cost A Rod all kinds of money and then what? Madge will chew him up and spit him out!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I dont believe hes doing vadge - hes got his own man-wife at home to screw. You only need one big strong man in your life.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 8, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Word.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Thanks for pointing that out. I had forgotten that part. so I include begging ass men too in my rant. Don't care that they call themselves supporting the household or whatever. Good for them that they get to take a little time off, but when the ride is over, its over. Same for stay at home moms. its a hard job yes, I don't dispute that. But chalk it up to, all things being equal, both parties worked for the benefit of the household. No one should get to hold their contributions out as a demand for reimbursement of any kind. Under different laws, C-Hulk would've never blown $100,000.00. Instead, she would've secreted it away for the future, seeing as how she would be back to taking public transportation and paying her own rent again.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Not just women -- I made more than my 1st husband, & even though he was out of work for over a year by choice, he got part of the money I'd earned all by myself in my 401(k).
Submitted by original putas on July 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.
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In some situations, particularly where one person is a professional in a fast moving career, a couple can come to an agreement that one partner, usually the woman will stay home and take care of kids and home so that the man can advance his career. In other words, she makes sure that everything runs smoothly so that he can advance in his career. She also gives up the prime years of her life to build her own career. If the marriage goes bust, he moves on with his superior money-making abilities and his career, to which she has contributed. She on the other hand is left in middle age, with little or no job skills and often in poverty. Hence: alimony. This may not apply to Cynthia Rodriguez, but it applies to thousands of other women who are *entitled*.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Submitted by original putas on July 8, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Not just women -- I made more than my 1st husband, & even though he was out of work for over a year by choice, he got part of the money I'd earned all by myself in my 401(k).
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by gyeah
Please get a grip. the link was really enough.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
She's a mental health professional. She of all people should have known. Her husband is a walking case study.
She doesn't DESERVE anything. Did she EARN any of that money? No! Its his money. Based on his talent, drive and abilities.
He must take care of his children. Feed, clothe them, pay for them to have a roof over their heads. That it.
She needs to go out, get a job, take care of her own financial needs and move on.
It pisses me off how entitled American women are in divorce proceedings.
No one stay married any more!
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Submitted by gyeah on July 8, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Posting entire song lyrics is like turning up your Ipod so loud that everybody else on the bus can hear it too. In other words, lame.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I hope she cleans him out! To all the people saying that maybe she wasn't a good wife, maybe. Who knows, we weren't there. But you know what? You TALK to the person about what they need to work on or you DIVORCE them. You don't cheat on them behind their back! Go Cynthia! I woulda done the same thing as her, except I wouldn't have had a second child by him. It's sad that the little girls are going to have to deal with this later in life. Two more girls who are going to have daddy issues and less faith in men cuz their daddy is a slut that fucks everything that moves.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chmnh3D4r6g
While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer just beamin'
Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away
(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops)
There goes the times we spent away
(Oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And that's worth that now
(Oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(Oops)
There goes you'll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe
Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit 'Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit 'em up
While he was braggin
I was coming down the hill and just draggin
All his pictures and his clothes in the bag and
Sold everything else 'til there was just nothin left
And I paid
All the bills about a month too late
It's a shame we have to play these games
The love we had just fades away, away
(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(Oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(Oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(Oops)
There goes you'll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe
Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit 'Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up
(Repeat 1x)
All of the dreams you sold
Left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when we used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get 'em back without me
'Cause it might be better then money or sex
Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit 'Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And...
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up
PLEASE LEAVE.
I love how he tried to see his kids. Yeah, someone who only spent 10 minutes when the second was born?
And that ho is not off the hook, either. I don't believe it's post-partum. That's just some ho wanting to get back at her stupid husband.
I don't understand these women who, while going through a divorce (Denise Richards, I'm talking about YOU, too) spend all their time trying to look both innocent and "hot", going out to clubs and banging strange men. These bitches need to be home with their kids, making sure they feel safe and secure and loved.
DAMN.
If she is preventing A-Rod from seeing the kids then she is a bitch.
If Cynthia Rodriguez had a baby 11 weeks ago, her bizarre behavior is due to partum depression. She needs medical help.
Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 11:57am.
11 week old baby and you leave it at home?
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And she leaves the kids at home to see a man who has sworm himself to celibacy?
She knew A-Rod was a cheat last year, why the fuck did she have another baby with him?
Yuck, what a shitty picture of Alex. He doesn't look yellow like that when you watch him play baseball in the daylight.
Professional sportsmen tend to be pigs, especially when they've got the dough to play with anyone or anything they want.
To the women who chase pro athletes, it must seem like a win-win situation...if they can snag a good one and take him off the market, then they have uber bragging rights and a glamorous life. If it doesn't work out or he fucks her over, they can get compensated big time. I wouldn't underestimate Cynthia -- she knew that she could either be Mrs. A-Rod or, if that didn't work out, Ms. Rich Rich Rich Ex-Rod. I doubt either of them is innocent.
People may gossip about playboy single athletes like Derek Jeter (maybe that's who A-Rod cheated with -- I know many who'd like to think so!) but at least he's got the brain to admit to himself that he's a ho and that he shouldn't try to pretend otherwise. *shrug*
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 8, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:28am.
Lol, yeah. And if that's the case, I suppose I gotta give Cindy props, cause Lenny Kravitz > Madonna to the billionth power. I'm not so sure ARod was doing Madge tho, he seems too superficial for that. I bet he goes for the dumb, blonde, huge-fake-tittied stripper type, the skankier the better. And Cynthia is a psychologist or something, so she's not completely worthless.
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Except for the dumb and fake, what part of "stripper type, the skankier the better" doesn't apply to Madonna? Helloooooo?
I have some Midol in my purse you can use.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
keep the kids out of it unless he ignored them too, and if he's an ass father then slam his balls to the wall!!!
I agree....who the fuck leaves an 11 week old baby?
Maybe Britney......?
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:28am.
Lol, yeah. And if that's the case, I suppose I gotta give Cindy props, cause Lenny Kravitz > Madonna to the billionth power. I'm not so sure ARod was doing Madge tho, he seems too superficial for that. I bet he goes for the dumb, blonde, huge-fake-tittied stripper type, the skankier the better. And Cynthia is a psychologist or something, so she's not completely worthless.
11 week old baby and you leave it at home?
What a fucking cunt.
Ahh see people, it's a thread like this that goes to show it's not only LA that causes thread wars.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
11 week old baby & she's leaving it to travel around Europe?!?!?! Shitty Mother!!!!!
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People Suck!
A-Rod has hopped on the next Hollywood trend - Chernobyl Tan.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Divorce never seems like fun, but you know the majority of these jersey chasers go into these relationships just for the big divorce payoff. Unfortunately there are very few class-acts left in professional sports, and this asshole ain't one of them; this chick knew what she was getting into.
And Spoiled, you better believe Claire Huxtable would be on MY team of lawyers!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
it takes TWO to tango, lets not forget...I'm sure a-rod and his wife both did some fucked up shit. These things are never as one-sided as they seem....
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 11:24am
Isn't she at her parents' now? Wasn't the gym the paparazzi got shots of her at near there? Not sure if those are 2 separate instances or not.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
A-Rod is fluorescent. I bet if you turn off the light, he glows in the dark.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by ricki lake on July 8, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:12am
The nannies thing.
You have more info on this than I do, obviously. I wasn't aware she actually took Lenny Kravitz with her to Paris, I thought she was just staying in Lenny's apartment in Paris. Now, going to shack up awhile isn't a whole lot better than bringing him with her, but certainly sounds less contrived. I think you are giving her more credit for deviousness than she deserves. Besides, how else do you get back at your husband for fucking Madonna? Not that her decision was right, but I can understand it. The "I can star-fuck, too!" impulse might be one more mature and rational people would control better, but I can understand it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It's like somebody colored him in with a yellow highlighter.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by ricki lake on July 8, 2008 - 10:19am.
And I could buy her whole "need to get away while the story breaks" excuse if she had A) taken her children, B) not taken LENNY KRAVITZ, the sex hound, and C) not gone to PARIS, of all places.
Excellent points, all. I'm not saying she's not hurt & angry. I've been cheated on; I've been divorced. I understand the feelings all too well, unfortunately. But why didn't she go home to her parents'? To a friends'? Lie low? &, if she needed time to herself, the kids' grandparents or her close friends could be with them. They could still see Mommy everyday to know she hasn't abandoned them. She would have help taking care of them. Taking the high road would have looked much better on her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:12am.
What statements of yours am I falsely attributing to Cynthia? I was just responding to you saying it wasn't fair to say "maybe" she was a bitch...so I went ahead and declared she WAS a bitch, no ambiguity about it lol. And I could buy the whole "need to get away while the story breaks" excuse if she had A) taken her children, B) not taken LENNY KRAVITZ, the sex hound, and C) not gone to PARIS, of all places. Yah, I'm judging her without knowing her, but so is everyone else, whether they're being positive or negative. It's a shitty situation, but at the very least she's not making herself look very good, regardless of the circumstances.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:07am.
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I'm going to allow her a little selfish leeway since her husband was fucking Madonna. I'm willing to give her a little space, and see how she decides to roll. If she continues with the shopping trips overseas, or, as I stated earlier, goes out to the clubs every night for weeks on end, then I'll say she's being a selfish bitch and should stay her ass at home. But since the story has just now broken, I think a little benefit of the doubt is warranted.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You mean to tell me C-Rod was in the same room with Lenny Kravitz and she didn't let him pop her tangerine dream?
Fuckin' amateur!
www.myspace.com/triston
Seriously, does A-Rod have jaundice? Or Addison's disease?
Bitch isn't black. He's YELLOW.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
He got what he deserve and I hope she takes half of everithing and gets spousal&child support , she is a stupid ho for letting AHole cheat on her and AHole is a huge douchebag he cheated on his wife who just gave birth to his child it was wrong for her to not ler Ahole see the kids but hey he should have thought of that before he screw his wife and kids over
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
That is my kind of golddigger, CLAASSYYYY. I hope she took a page out of Golddigging 101 and went to all of the best lawyers before settling on one. Once she talks to them then he can't use them. Every woman should know that.
Bitch should of had a clause put into her prenup like Catharine Zeta Jones, stating if he ever cheated on her ass she'd get so much money. I mean seriously did she not think he was going to cheat?
I always hated that scene in Pretty Women :(
Submitted by ricki lake on July 8, 2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 9:46am.
Why are you attributing my comments to Cynthia? While being able to afford nannies is, I'm sure a relief for her, the point I was making with that was that it wasn't like she abandoned them. I'm sure that wasn't the first thing going through her mind, or her only concern. This is ARod and Madonna, both stars, both paparazzi draws. Could it be so simple as, she knew the story was going to break, and wanted to get out of Dodge?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:07am.
Not every mom you know thinks as you do, and you know that.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I hope Cunthia (typo but I'm keeping it) does a Christie Brinkley on his arse and spreads it. I know I've said this before, but I want to read the Rod's love letter to Vadge. I won't believe he can write until I see it.
A-Rod is a fucking Simpson.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
*bowing* *round house kick to A-Rod's crotchal area* *marching off* *little sock monkey nose in the air*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 11:02am.
Kizzy, are you a mom?
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No, I'm not, but my ex-boyfriend sued my ass in civil court over custody of my cat. We all bring our own experiences to the table. Perhaps Cynthia will, as you suggest, be able to put aside her hurt and anger, and focus on her children. But you know already, not all parents are like that. Even ones who aren't rich, and don't have wayward husbands. Not every mom you know thinks as you do, and you know that.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Christie Brinkley to me looks like the female version of when MK says a dude has "slow, child toucher eyes"
Im not commenting on her divorce just her face.
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