Kanye Loves Question Marks
And I love Kanye. I love him more and more each day. I want to have a million of his angry, ranting, douche sunglass-wearing babies. You know, this mad ass foolio must have himself on "google alert," because he has already responded to the rumors about him going into anger management. There's a not a lot of CAPS in his newest BLAHg, but there are plenty of question marks:
NO ANGER MANAGEMENT... IF ANYTHING I NEED ANGER ENHANCEMENT! LOL!!!
07.07.2008Do yall remember when people said my fiance was pregnant???? What happened to that rumor????? I guess after we broke up it was just forgot about???? I'm just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it. I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I'm going to anger management something or 'nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah... SIIIIIIGGGHHHH! I told the media you can't make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself. Oh and sidebar I don't know if everyone has realized this yet but I don't do interviews if there's anything I wanna say I'll say right here on my own blog.
Check this out...I took a quote from my rant and used it as my headline.. just like a real media outlet would... hahaha
Whenever I read these rants, I picture him violently typing away and "LOLing" like a mad man. He must go through precious MacBook Airs the way he goes through question marks. ???????
He reminds me of the nerds in high school that would go on and on about something dorky like Dungeons and Dragons. They would get all intense and shit. It would usually end with them yelling at me, because I wasn't paying attention. I would just sit there, staring at them and thinking, "Just shut up and do me."
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i feel like this mofo needs a couple of teeth extracted. whenever he speaks he looks like he's hiding a bunch of nuts in his cheeks.
Other than talk too much and act conceited what has he done. He certainly is nowhere near Naomi Campbell caliber of anger. All he do is talk mad shit! And he really doens't hurt anyone but himself. But is he out there overly drinking, drugging, or pimping?!? Did he beat anyone up?
So he doesn't have the greatest personality but everyone feeds into to it talking about him so much. he STILL is a better role model than Britney, Amy, and half of the untalented drugged out sluts in the entertainment industry.
And you know what, his mom died so if he's acting out more than before and seems to have regressed, it might be a tad understandable....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Muzzle him!
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Oh kanye, you just care too much what people think! we're going to judge you and rank on you no matter WHAT you say or do, so just stop throwing us bones! Shut your vagina trap and we cant dissect what comes out of it.
Kanye's blog rants remind me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWP-5X-t_UA
Movie version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjSVRsoBYNY
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oh and sidebar... he'll do anything for a Klondike.
tool.
SSSIIIIIIIGGHHH! hehe I love Kanye though props and mac air's! but seriously I do like Kan to the yay.... hmmm I wonder if he will boost the sales in mac air's..just sayin is all y'all... sssiiiiighh.
Forget anger management. This guy needs to visit the looney bin. Maybe he can room with Steve-O.
Frito Dorito ~ I'll supply the truck. Just make sure you put it in reverse to make sure he's road kill.
Isn't this guy's thing that he went to college or something, and that he's educated and all that? Or maybe he's a drop out as per his album title; I don't follow his music.
Anyway he's an untalented, pretentious tool who wouldn't know class if it gave him AIDS and emptied his bank account.
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You are of your own climax.
hiting the nerds?????????????????
shut up and do me????????????????
lol, MK you so shameless whore.
"Just shut up and do me."
Shit, It's a relief to know that I wasn't the only one thinking that myself in high school in regards to the Dungeons and Dragons nerds. Seriously. Anyway, Kanye is, and always will be, a douche. Still hate him!
To express it loosely in Terry Pratchett´s imagery:
If his personality would be a room, only a single, life-sized mirror would fit in.
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Kangay doesn't need anger management, he needs liberal doses of shutthefuckupitan.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I bet he really does have himself on google alert!! He's just got to have the last word...SIIIIIGH!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 8, 2008 - 9:32am.
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Another thing on Dlisted that shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I just did.
I would just sit there, staring at them and thinking, "Just shut up and do me."
MK is pretty much genius.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who outside of seventh graders on AIM says "lol"? LAME
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
I wish that I could run this bitch over with a truck.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
That is funny because the, um, loons on dlisted use a lot of questions marks, too.
Ya know what I mean??????????
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
He is not helping his negative "drama queen" image that has been given to him.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 7:14am.
Maybe that explain all the CAPS, !!!!, ?????.
Sticky keyboard.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
It just keeps getting worse....to steal a quote from a friend (via a TV show):
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking."
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 8, 2008 - 10:13am
Many thanks, Madam Pince, coming from you, that's high praise indeed!!
♥ your avie, Kim rocks!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Anger management? He needs some electro shock therapy and a lobotomy...although he looks like he might of already had the lobotomy.
Only Kanye is qualified to interview Kanye. He is the male Barbara Walters of interviewing, as a matter of fact, Barbara Walters calls Kanye for pointers before she interviews someone.
Kanye addresses every rumor that comes out about him, because it is his quest to educate us on Kanye. He will not rest until the entire public is a Kanyeologist. We must all know the truth of his Kanyeness, and of course he doesn't need anger management, he's not angry, he's not moody, we just aren't feeling his Kanyeness at that moment.
People who think he's difficult to work with are just not doing their jobs, which is like ours, to become Kanyeologists. Once we all accept that Kanye is the perfection other mere mortals strive their entire lifetimes to attain, but never will, because we are merely Kanyeologists, not Kanye himself, then the world will be united, one planet, under Kanye, with laser light shows for all. (But no spray paint)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kanye ????
Would you shut UP already ???
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I think this asshat likes the sound of his own anger. I bet he cranks his wank while he's fuming.
Hey Kanye, %$*^&$(#@!!!! - off.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
"Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 9:58am.
Narcissus!! Narcissus!! Your reflecting pool is calling!! It misses you"
BEST comment of the day. Maybe the week.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
You know...he must touch himself a lot when he's ranting! Big ego, little snausage..always checking to see if he still has one.
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Um, compared to some of the crazy shit this fool has done/said, this anger management bs is downright benign. Why oh why does he feel the need to respond so vociferously to every slight bit of negative press he gets? Is he too fucking stupid to see it just makes him look more retarded? God, even if I were a fan, I couldn't support this batshittery. Shut the fuck up, Kanye, and yes, go to some anger management classes. Or perhaps go in for some lipo. ;)
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "”””””””””””””””yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Someone give him a beatdown with that fucking laptop and put him out of our misery.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Narcissus!! Narcissus!! Your reflecting pool is calling!! It misses you...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 8, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Does he have any fans?
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Amazingly...yes, he does.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
MK, you did Dungeons and Dragons dorks? You slut!
You big-hearted slut. None of those guys ever got laid by anybody else in high school. (And I say this fondly, not snarkily. I was a D&D geek myself.)
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I reserve this next noun for those that truly deserve it, but I think I am right in this case...
BITCH!
www.myspace.com/triston
Just STFU, Kanye. Every time you open your mouth, you confirm every bad aspect of your overblown ego and underinflated talent.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Kanye needs to be forgot about.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Does he have any fans? Does anyone care? I realized I'm becoming an old fuddy-duddy, but I don't know if I've ever even heard 1 of his songs.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Holy Self-Absorbed Twat! Shaddup already!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I loathe this drama queen. What's worse, kids as young as 9 and 10 look up to him.
eww.. for? D&D guys? uugh! The ones I knew of were dirty and all pimply.
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eh. at least he's usiong his own outlet and calling the rumors out.
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oh god kanye. just shut up. forever! ugly, untalented and overrated fool. his blogs make him sound just as stupid as i always knew he was.