Bitch Got Tasered!
A regular bitch getting tasered is pretty funny, but one of the kids from "Home Improvement" getting tasered is hilarious! Well, it's not so hilarious to Zachery Ty Bryan. He played the hotter brother on "Home Improvement." Don't even try to convince me that the twink midget known as Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the hotter brother, because he wasn't!
Anyway, TMZ reports that Zachery is suing Choice Hotels for some shit that went down this past April. You see, Zachery and his wife were staying at a Choice Hotel in San Diego. Zach decided to get a Gatorade across the street with friends. Gatorade? Someone was rollin' on E. I'm joking. I think.
So... Zachery and his friends came back to the hotel around midnight, but the hotel wouldn't let him back in, because the room was not in his name. Zachery told them his wifey was in the room, but they would not let him call her. That's when some crazy ass off-duty manager "came out of nowhere" and tasered Zachery's ass! AHAHAHA! Sorry, but it's funny.
According to the hotel whores, Zachery went crazy, was probably drunk and tasering him was their only way of controlling the situation.
Zachery wants $25,000 in damages. And I want the video of this hot ass incident.
Where's Jill Taylor when you need her? She would have never let this fuckery happen.
Zach WAS the hotter one. But Mel-Tang is right, he was always an asshole. I've always been a dumb bitch who likes cocky jerks though.
Ugh, and JTT was indeed a damn midget! I'm only 5'4" and that shrimpy twerp still only came up to about my shoulder level.
However, he gets credit as being the more talented one in my book since he did an awesome job as the voice of Simba. :)
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
ooo-la-la, i had such a crush on this guy when i was like 12 or so, but i liked the kid with the wise cracks (what's-his-name jonathan taylor something or whatever- anyway i liked him also), pure physicality (the blonde kid), just cause i have asian features and blonde-haired blue-eye'd guys just "fit" together better with me IMO.
MK said:He played the hotter brother on "Home Improvement." Don't even try to convince me that the twink midget known as Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the hotter brother, because he wasn't!
TT99: I totally co-sign. I never thought JTT was hot. ZTB was my man. By the way why do all the child stars of our generation all have 3 effing names?
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Was he the youngest one on the show? He must have been wasted and belligerent. No one gets tasered for rolling on E unless they get all crazy from the speed in it. Which is highly unlikely because that shit is cut with rat poison these days. Also he was tasered for being a Class A douchebag. Most definitely without a doubt.
Your face!
Oh fuck what I wouldnt give to gobble him up - those eyes! And that pout! I could stay in bed and lick his face for days. DAYS!
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WTF Brad. I thought you were one of the good Taylor boys. You've really disappointed me.
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I hope he yelled, "Don't tase me, bro!" hahaha.
JTT was totally hotter.. but maybe I just have a thing for boys who looks like twinks, aha.
Gatorade is the shit when you're rolling.
It's got electrolytes- it's what a rollin' bitch needs.
thanks for posting this...i always wondered what happened to the brothers on Home Improvement. JTT is much, much hotter than this guy though. or at least he used to be
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JTT was HOTTER than ZTB, even though JTT is a bit short. Hey, what happened to JTT?
In read about the taser thing yesterday and was laughing. What's with people getting tasered these days?
Perfection in the flesh!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 8, 2008 - 12:51pm.
ITA--Zap that bitch again, just for the dickishness.
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Let's get this straight. hahaha
J.T.T. WAS the hotter brother. Always.
Z.T.B. was the ASSHOLE brother. He came across as arrogant and dickish in every episode. And I can completely see him like that in real life, too.
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They aren't allowed to TASER people, they're not LAW ENFORCERS!!! SUE THOSE BITCHES!!
aghhh!! I LOVE BRAD!! I used to write him letters ... hahahahaha.
he's one hot bitch.
Once Wilson the no-face neighbor died and ceased giving the boys advice it was a cinch they'd become drugging, boozing schlong jockeys.
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Damn this annoys me.....a taser "tases"....it doesn't "tasers". Therefore, when a taser is used on someone, they are tased, not tasered. Kind of like how a refrigerator refrigerates, and a toaster toasts....Therefore, if something has been placed in a refrigerator or a toaster, it comes out refrigerated or toasted....not refrigeratored or toastered.
Submitted by KD on July 8, 2008 - 9:31am.
I read a blind item years ago about one of three being gay and 'not the one you would think'. Since the youngest one was married to an older woman at the time, and everyone thought JTT was gay, I assumed it was Zachary. That being said, just because a guy is married doesn't mean he doesn't also like some man on man action.
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And in the end the love you take
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Best thing about this is that he is Brady Quinn's cousin.
WTF no one messes with Brad. And yes, I would hit it.
I met him and his parents at Disney World years ago when we were in a parade together, VERY nice, all of them. Sorry this happened to him.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas didn't show up.
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Submitted by loozer on July 8, 2008 - 9:29am.
Submitted by KaiZen on July 8, 2008 - 9:10am.
I could have sworn he was gay. Rumors
I had always heard that too.
I thought that was JTT who was gay. Ahh, who can keep track anymore?
Submitted by KaiZen on July 8, 2008 - 9:10am.
I could have sworn he was gay. Rumors
I had always heard that too. I agree with MK, he is the hottest of the Taylor brothers.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
CHOICE HOTELS? ROFL
Zach(Not HOT) was probly stinkin drunk, cussin evrybody out, and pukin on the lobby floor.
"gonna show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead.he aint seen me crazy yet.lalala"heidi.
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I would countersue and send the papers back, but cross their names off and write my own.
I see why MK likes him. He looks a little like the gingey prince he's always fawning over. He looks good, but his head seems huge in this photo.
I could have sworn he was gay. Rumors .
Yeah, it's the latest trend in the hospitality business: taser your guests to make them feel all warm and cozy about your establishment!
Like anybody in their right mind would believe that story. Crock o' shit...
mk you are the creepiest slut on earth to find ztb hot! grossss!!!! he needs to bring back his mullet!
Watching people get tasered is pure comedy. You can take the drunkest fool on earth, taser them and they instantly become sober.
Those eyes! *melts*
Doesn't this guy have a cell? Perhaps he should invest in one, that way he can call his wife & get her down.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "”””””””””””””””yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
oh, and..... GOOD MORNING!!☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
since when are you not allowed into the lobby of a major hotel?
methinks the hotel may be on to something here....
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So where's the video footage? Eh?
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what in the name of a cobknocker is going on with this site?!?!
I suspect some deets have been left out...
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Pamela Anderson's titties could have handled the brunt of a taserin'
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Here's a stupid question: Why didn't this moron just have the front desk call his wife?
Better yet, didn't this asshat have his cell phone or ROOM KEY on him?
Good Morning DListed Sluts and Sluttos.
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