I Need To Know His Name!!!!
I've been refreshing People.com like a hundred times this morning in hopes that they've confirmed the name of Matthew McConaughey's spawn! Yeah, Matthew's chick, Camila Alves, popped out a baby boy last night in Los Angeles. He weighed in at 7 lbs., 4 oz. I'm sure the first words out of the doctor's mouth was, "Pee yew! Put this baby in the showers!"
Baby Stinky was born on the same day as Nicky Kidman's Sunday pillow! They can date in a few years.
I need to know this baby's name!!!! Knowing this information is the most important thing in the world right now. I swear, if it's not something amazingly fucked up like Ganga, Bongo Bongo, Rooster Jr. or just "Baby," I'm going to be extremely disappointed. I shouldn't hold my weed breath, because knowing Camila's boring ass, she's going to name him something normal. Booooo.
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Submitted by lizzieb on July 8, 2008 - 7:49am.
Submitted by Deb on July 8, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Maybe Matthew will name his son "Dude".
Great minds think alike. I'm going for 'Totally' or 'Awesome' for the middle name.
LOL! Or maybe "Gnarly"?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Dos Equis McConaghey (though the XX is more appropriate for a female).
I'll bet that baby came out looking like Pigpen from Peanuts, with just a halo of stank emanating, flapping its stubby arms.
Angie Jo needs to adopt him soon.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Keanu Reeves called dibs on "Whoa" in 1986.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Stetson Cowboy McConaughey!!
Beef, it's what's fer dinner.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Submitted by Deb on July 8, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Maybe Matthew will name his son "Dude".
Great minds think alike. I'm going for 'Totally' or 'Awesome' for the middle name.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
apricot scrub?
vodka tonic?
pancake?
spleen juice?
mattilla?
whoa?
shirt free?
flip flop?
toe jam?
phew?
Stick with family tradition, Matty.
Samuel Adams McConaughey
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
It's got to be 'Dude'
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Same day as Nicoles kid? Sunday Hangover?
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Maybe Matthew will name his son "Dude".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"