I Need To Know His Name!!!!
I've been refreshing People.com like a hundred times this morning in hopes that they've confirmed the name of Matthew McConaughey's spawn! Yeah, Matthew's chick, Camila Alves, popped out a baby boy last night in Los Angeles. He weighed in at 7 lbs., 4 oz. I'm sure the first words out of the doctor's mouth was, "Pee yew! Put this baby in the showers!"
Baby Stinky was born on the same day as Nicky Kidman's Sunday pillow! They can date in a few years.
I need to know this baby's name!!!! Knowing this information is the most important thing in the world right now. I swear, if it's not something amazingly fucked up like Ganga, Bongo Bongo, Rooster Jr. or just "Baby," I'm going to be extremely disappointed. I shouldn't hold my weed breath, because knowing Camila's boring ass, she's going to name him something normal. Booooo.
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No thanks.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I'm thinking Night Train would be appropriate, since his nephew is already named "Miller Lyte"
I thought he already said back in March that he was naming his first son Budwieser after his favorite beer. http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010283440
He's such a Texan - maybe Dallas or Austin.
Hopefully not Longhorn.
Why would that fish be with a homosexual like McBongo? MOney?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 11:42am.
Yeah, but you know my ancient, dusty ass can't be getting up and going to the kitchen when I'm ready for sexy times! It's either sexy times, OR the trip to the kitchen, so I have to keep necessary items close at hand.
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Good point... where do you keep your teeth?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Acapulco Gold McConaughey
Cannabis Blunt McConaughey
Doobie Draf McConaughey
Texas Tea McConaughey
T-Rex McConaughey II has a nice ring to it too.
my pick: Reefer Madness McConaughey
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 8, 2008 - 9:50am.
"Submitted by christine the hoff on July 8, 2008 - 9:03am.
"adjusting my hearing aid, pulling up my depends, leaning on my walker"
I remember when people got married before the baby came."
Fellow old fogey shuffling up beside you to agree
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The rationale I find interesting is: "We'll have 2 or 3 kids and if it works out we'll get married"
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 11:04am
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Yeah, but you know my ancient, dusty ass can't be getting up and going to the kitchen when I'm ready for sexy times! It's either sexy times, OR the trip to the kitchen, so I have to keep necessary items close at hand.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I THINK IT IS CALLED HUNK, ALREADY ON THE ONESIES SO HE DONT FERGET WHEN HE IS FUCKED UP.
Whatever they name the little brat it's got to be better than Tuesday Venus Flytrap Kidman Urban.
And seriously...Kidman Urban? Bitch, get over yourself.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 11:04am.
That sounds like a good plan, maybe I can squeeze it in between the vibrators and handcuffs.
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Old ladies have vibrators and handcuffs?? Ewwwwww DON'T want to know that. I figured they'd be by the canned cat food and expired salad dressing.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:49am.
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That sounds like a good plan, maybe I can squeeze it in between the vibrators and handcuffs.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Will this baby even be able to hold a nursery bottle with those sure-to-be inherited stub arms?!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:49am.
ROFL-- Too funny!! Now you mention it, so do I...
Gawww, don't you just hate missed opportunities?
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This might have to be one of those situations where we store old blank cards next to our granny panties like a couple of old ladies.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Ganja Joe-Bob McConaughey
Bud Lite McConaughey
Stone Cold McConaughey
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
ROFL-- Too funny!! Now you mention it, so do I...
Gawww, don't you just hate missed opportunities?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
As this photo clearly illustrates, her turkey timer had popped up, that bird was done.
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I saw this really little lady once and she couldn't have been more than 4 months along but hers had popped. It seriously was gross to look at.
Hahaha, I saw a funny card this morning. The front has a picture of a baby bear and it says, "So, I hear you're having a baby."
You open it up and see a nice big fat "Gross." Hahahaha I wish I knew someone who just found out they got knocked up.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Macrame Mataphor McConaughey
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
My uncle dated a chick who ended up getting married and having a kid she named Indica. And I think then she changed the name to Kaya, wtf???
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
As this photo clearly illustrates, her turkey timer had popped up, that bird was done.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
not Rooster, after Matt's brother?
this one will be good, that is for sure.
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Thank God. It's about time. I was starting to think she was going to explode like that anaconda that ate an alligator much too big.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LJ (Lance-Jake) McConaughey
Sandy McConaughey
Traylor McConaughey
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
ChristineHoff ~ like I've said before, your eloquence is like a baby's lullaby!
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
OMG I wrote Stokes as the middle name LMAO!!!!
I meant Stout, Guinness Stout (insert some Christian name) McC.
Guinness name in Ireland like aristocracy. I like it plus wasn't there an actor Sir Alex Guinness? he can always say the boy was named after the actor but we all will know better LOL
Bongo Bong McC. Works on two fronts.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Chronic Schwag McConaghey (however the fuck you spell it!)
FlipFlop McC
Stella Artois McC
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "”””””””””””””””yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
"BABY STINKY"?! Aww c'mon MK...chile 'aint even been on the planet but a coupla' hours & you label him like that.All kynna' wrong.;-> I'm rooting for DUDE however.;->
I'm rooting for Doobie. Doobie McConaughey. It has a nice ring to it.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
"Submitted by christine the hoff on July 8, 2008 - 9:03am.
"adjusting my hearing aid, pulling up my depends, leaning on my walker"
I remember when people got married before the baby came."
Fellow old fogey shuffling up beside you to agree
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Rex? Lance? Pits?
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Mittchum McConaughey
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
Stock
flying monkey dung sure brings some impressive images to mind.
and catholic? way to go if they're catholic, not even married!
but who gives a steaming wet shit anyway?
I hope they name him blunt.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I've got it! Guinness Stokes McConaughey!
Didn't he say in some interview that the name would be beer related? Isn't his brother's named after a beer also? Anyway his website should provide all the info, not people. Since they are both Catholic you can count on a "normal" name among the 5 that kid will have.
Weed McConagay?
Johnny Walker McCongay
Doobie McConagay
File this story under: Who Gives A Flying Monkey's Dung
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
"adjusting my hearing aid, pulling up my depends, leaning on my walker"
I remember when people got married before the baby came.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I'm sure Matt ran through the hospital corridors shouting he was "stoked" and making devil horns with his T-rex arms.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
So how long until Matt dumps her ass?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Corona bona has a nice ring. rhymes too.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Can we assume the movie he was working on last year "Surfer Dude" is so awful they refuse to release it? Or did it come and go one weekend and I missed it. Can't imagine they're holding it for Oscar consideration season.
High Life champagne of Beers
McConaughey
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I say we get dangerous
I already said it will be 'Bongo' so I'll stick with that one.
'Bud Lite' is my 2nd choice but if Mom has any input they'll name him 'Brahma' after the Brazilian beer.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.