Monday, July 7th 2008
Back To Brown
Lily Allen heard my pleas and finally got rid of that stale ass cotton candy mop. It was seriously starting to look like Jem's pussy bush.
Now, I'm not sure about the doody brown color or the janky ass weave, but a change is a change. She also needs to dump those clip-on bangs in the nearest trash can.
Okay, I change my mind. I hate it. Lily, please bring back Jem's pussy bush!
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At first glance, I thought it was Winnie from the Wonder Years.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Zzzzzzzzz...I love you, MK, but this is just not a story.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Socky, behave yourself! Hahahaha... as if. :)
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*opening hamper lid* *extending one small sock monkey arm* *making small fist* Never! Grrrrr....
btw: Gotta go...BF is home..gonna eat din din! See ya! *kisses*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Socky, behave yourself! Hahahaha... as if. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 7, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Imagine her watching Sock Monkey walking up, thinking, "Oh, what a cute little sock ... ouch, oh shit, owwww!!!"
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Yeah, my roundhouse kick comes out of nowhere. The snatchal or crotchal area...my specialty! Trust.
*bowing* I'm in the zone right now. Ex-squeeze me, please. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
whatever. what a boring day
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
Submitted by ViVee on July 7, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Who cares what color this skank's hair is? Lily could wear a paper bag over her head for all I care.
A tight plastic bag would be my preference.
Imagine her watching Sock Monkey walking up, thinking, "Oh, what a cute little sock ... ouch, oh shit, owwww!!!"
OnTopic : Attention whore
Who cares what color this skank's hair is? Lily could wear a paper bag over her head for all I care.
I hate this fucking twat.
Annoying skank.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Her bangs look like a merkin.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
dont think the hair color is all that bad. I think the problem with lily, besides her face, is her rotten ass personality. That and I just cant tolerate someone who disses Radiohead to the media.
Jesus, can't Britney go rob a bank or something?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Hi Socky... ♥
I see a snatchal area roundhouse kick in her immediate future. :)
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Oh, yeah! *visualizing my roundhouse kick* I shall reread my book "Achieving Kicking Excellence to the Snatchal Area" tonight! I must prepare! *bowing* *marching off* *little sock monkey nose in the air*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think she's adorable, so Aunt Bea can suck me! :)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and call this one; size medium bowl, dull sewing scissors, a full lid of stinky bud. -And, voila! Oops!
Damn, MK. Each story so far is more boring than the previous one. Today must really be a slow news day.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Spare me this pig faced clown
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A little guilt goes a long way
She's a chromosome away from being a Mongol child..
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This girl can do no fucking wrong to me.
I love her.
Hi Socky... ♥
I see a snatchal area roundhouse kick in her immediate future. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Well, I love her. So there.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 7, 2008 - 7:52pm.
blonde, brunette, pink - she's still fug
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Weird! Great minds, Aunt Bea! Say hi to Opie! *waving*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I still hate the bitch. Blond, brunette, pinkhead..still hate the bitch.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
blonde, brunette, pink - she's still fug