Monday, July 7th 2008
Back To Brown
Lily Allen heard my pleas and finally got rid of that stale ass cotton candy mop. It was seriously starting to look like Jem's pussy bush.
Now, I'm not sure about the doody brown color or the janky ass weave, but a change is a change. She also needs to dump those clip-on bangs in the nearest trash can.
Okay, I change my mind. I hate it. Lily, please bring back Jem's pussy bush!
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Bangs do nothing for her. She should lose that weight again and go crack thin. That would be a vast improvement because this hack would probably OD from that effort. And then we'd be rid of her!
Your face!
She looks like a different thing that's come out of my ass each day.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
She's a walking mole farm. I've never seen so many gross moles on one person.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
She looks like an Ugly Betty Halloween costume gone uglier.
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You are of your own climax.
She is fuckin gross. Her music sucks and she is fat please dont post about her she is irrelevant. And annoying.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
damn!! winnie cooper has really let herself go.
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on July 7, 2008 - 10:11pm.
What a homely girl
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ITA-Girl is fug, regardless of hair color. The pink at least brightened her up a bit.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
god blessed (cursed?) me with wildly curly hair, so all the paddle brushes in the world ain't keeping my shit straight. :(
but if 1989 mariah carey curly hair comes back in style, i am all set!
"Brown again, brown… Spring fashion still brown, Autumn brown… fucking brown..."
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
to psl
her first name is renae. hm.. last name... i'm going to go with johnson (which is probably wrong).
on topic... she has some hair washings in her future what with that hairdryer and all. it's always nice to see glimmers of realization that fan adoration does not render one clean. showers, however...
That pink hot taffy mess of a hair color was a plea for help and her old man back in the first place.
Now he's back, but her hair has fallen out.
He'll leave again once he sees the drapes and curtains are really not matching anymore.
www.myspace.com/triston
Why is Lily Allen relevant again?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
She looks SOOOO much better.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Take a tip from a retired hairdresser - chose yer brown, then go 3 shades lighter. Too much carbon is not good.
Breaking News:
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Childhood obesity on the rise.
Paedophilia down.
Pink was way better, even though I don't get the deal about this girl.
I hate the brown,the bright pink was way better although it seems pink hair is a trend these days.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 9:09pm.
MrsK, where'd ya find that one?
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Defamer.com
I have no idea who it is but the poo angels made me laugh.
tee hee
Edi:
Google defamer poo angels...it'll coem right up!
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
Love Defamer, MrsK...I must have skimmed right over that one.....I do that a lot.....pay attention to detail...lol
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Miley Cyrus?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Lily looks good here, a great improvement from the pepto bismol bonanza she was rocking before. Lily has a nice voice, but she is not a "rocking star" by any means. "LDN" is a nice song, but her best song imo is "Oh My God" but thats, one a cover of the Kaiser Chiefs original, and two, the brilliance of the track is largely due to Mark Ronson. So yeah nothing VERY original there.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
MrsK, where'd ya find that one?
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Mrs. K- I always have a hard time distinguishing A list from the B+ list...
uh- Kiki D???
i think lily allen is absolutely adorable, no matter what her hair color is. she is as cute as a button.
xoxo
l.danielle
blah either way
i think lily allen is absolutely adorable, no matter what her hair color is. she is as cute as a button.
xoxo
l.danielle
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 11:43pm
I looked it up... You know, that whole- "Don't picture a pink elephant" psychology. However, in my opinion, she looks like a cross between Grace Jones and Herman Munster.
Speaking of poo...
"What crazy-ass, A-list starlet was checked into the Roosevelt Hotel by a male friend because she was to high to drive, only to reward his chivalry by proceeding to make Poo Angels all over the room—including poo body-prints on the walls. Her shitty shenanigans ended up costing the poor bastard 6 grand."
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
we are haning out here now?
" shaves head with cheese grater."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
2Di4 on July 7, 2008 - 11:38pm
I'm kinda old school and have proudly never owned a flat iron. I have my hair issues down to a science.
I have my favorite boars hair bristle round brushes, a Denman and a paddle brush.
I'm not sure how much hairapy help I can offer.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
hehehehe Gonnaburn....notice I can't be bothered to remember her name.....anyone else remember it? REMEMBER it- not look it up and tell me!
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
@PSL "-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes"
It sounds like she got 20.
brad, i so want to be over flat irons. help me out, will ya? friggin sedu takes me an hour every morning.
The Parlux 3200 Compact is a fine product, but it can't work miracles.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
As the Immortal Rammstein once said 'Bang! Bang!'
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
i thought that was sigmund from 'sigmund & the seamonster' with a bang clip.
oh, now, lily. don't be upset that i said that. lots of people make fun of me. ok. nobody does because i'm f-ing perfect. but i was trying to make you feel better, ok?
Much better dark, but what a crappy color brown she picked....
justkev- if you don't know her music, how do you know she rocks?
I know a couple of songs, and she's ok, nothing special. She's more famous for being a drunk pig....but I'm just a poser, so what would I know?
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
I am now officially over the "bang" trend.
And flat irons and razor cuts.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Seriously..
she is totally hot.... why would any of you talk sh*t about her?
what are you doing?
I barely know her music.. but she rocks..
I just dont understand this.. "we love their music cause its original.. but lets trash them online.. cause.. they're original"
such posers...
Bowl, scissors, cut! I guess it's better than the melted cotton candy look...
Team Valtrex, you still here? Wonderful job you did the other night elsewhere! Just thought I'd say a quick Howdy! Your fellow mental gunfighter!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Bangs? I'm focused on the nipples. *ducking*
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 7, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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Back to brown is where my poop hopes to get after 3 days of Absolut and Pineapple.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 10:10pm
At first whiff, she probably resembles Winnie the Pooh.
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And if she married Snoop Dog, she would be Snoop Doggy Dog-Pooh.
OK, pretty lame.*Hangs head in shame*
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Back to brown sounds like the last time I had to go to the bathroom and...oh forget it.
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What a homely girl.
At first glance, I thought it was Winnie from the Wonder Years.
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At first whiff, she probably resembles Winnie the Pooh.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Lily Allen looks like Nicole Ritchie's fat british cousin. I'd bet Nicole would like to swap hairlines with Lily though - then she could stop wearing hippy headbands and extensions. Joel Madden has more hair than Nicole Ritchie.
Breaking News:
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Childhood obesity on the rise.
Paedophilia down.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 7, 2008 - 9:50pm.
At first glance, I thought it was Winnie from the Wonder Years.
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I thought the very same thing! Ha!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
slow news day? who gives a shit about her hair color
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