Monday, July 7th 2008
Drew Barrymore And The Mac Dude Have Split Up
Star Magazine reports that Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Drew's spokesbitch said, "I can confirm the split but have no other comment."
33-year-old Drew and the 30-year-old Mac Dude started dating in September 2007. For some reason, I thought they were together for years. I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck.
They probably broke up because even the Mac Dude couldn't get Drew the new iPhone. The new iPhone is ruining lives!!
Drew's intermission between boyfriends is never long, so she'll probably have a new dude in a couple of weeks. Any bets on who it might be? I'm going to go with Vince Vaughn. Or has she already hit that? I can never keep up with these Hollywood sluts.
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She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
Too bad. She'll be lookin for Steve Jobs next cuz once you go Mac you never go back.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
My guess is she'll make a beeline for Verne Troyer.
Thank Effing God.
I have a low tolerance for fucking cutesy, and these two hello kitty nutbags were giving me seizures.
I thought they were perfect together :(
Its the ones who always are acting so head over heels in love with each other that never last. Its impossible and unhealthy to be happily perfectly in love all the time. I knew this would never last the over the top pda and constant gushing about each other was obviously overcompensating for a lack of something.
Drew will have a new boy toy by next week and he will fade back into the obscurity that he came from.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
oh, hell yeah...i'd hit it! god love ya drew---i'm wrapping myself in a body-sized condom and i'll be up for sexy sexy times (and a complimentary hazmat detox directly thereafter) in a quick minute.
I am really sad about this...I thought they made a great couple...reconsider, guys!
This actually surprised me. I thought they made a cute couple. I wonder what happened..
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
I'd love to marry Drew myself, but if I cannot, I'd like to see her happily married for a change.
Annul Tom Green from thy mind!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by dutchmodernist on July 7, 2008 - 9:21pm.
HEY! Don't DO that! Now I have that shit song stuck in MY head! Noooooooooooo!
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Maybe Drew can get together with the original mac guy: Jeff Goldblum.
p.s. sheeps..."too bad I didn't know my credit was whack cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact!" :P
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by dutchmodernist on July 8, 2008 - 12:09am.
I went to a therapist once. After the session he told me not to bother to come back. He said he was a therapist, not a miracle worker.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
LisaRose, these Hollywood people can't be alone for a week, let alone a year.....
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Drew... stay away from men for a year and then you'll find you won't need another one. Your fans love you!
Submitted by dutchmodernist on July 7, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Get OUT of my head!
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
1. My old therapist told me she had quite a few best buy employees that were in therapy solely because they worked at best buy.
2. Maybe drew can gayelle with anne hathaway?
3. The freecreditreport guy always gets his songs stuck in my head. "That's why I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea!"
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
this was an awkward couple.
they were most likely high the entire relationship.
xoxo
l.danielle
I bet she's sorry she let Tom Green get away.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
I see our friend SpringIrm was back....grrrrr
fucker.
I am truly devastated at this breakup. I thought this was it for Drew for sure.....
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 7, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Ehhh ... who cares. Drew changes men as often as she changes her panties.
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And let's not even get started on Drew Carey.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Ehhh ... who cares. Drew changes men as often as she changes her panties.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by letinstar on July 7, 2008 - 10:14pm.
A job at Best Buy is kind of cruel and unusual punishment for getting caught with a little weed. I thought it was punishment for receiving an extensive series of head wounds while growing up on a steady diet of paint chips.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 7, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Sounds great to me. Fireworks!
Dare I write a screenplay? ha-ha!
Yowza. Those two hotties would NOT disappoint! :0~
@team valtrex...i guess the dell dude should be lucky he has a job at all...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 7, 2008 - 10:02pm.
whatever happened to that "dude, you gotta get a dell" guy...he's been mia since his pot bust...drew should hook up with him next...
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I have a friend who's a friend of his. He works at Best Buy.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Sounds great to me. Fireworks!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 7, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Liv Tyler is pretty hot and Drew for that matter and probably both are feeling vulnerable, a couple of drinks and they could be at each others hoo-ha in seconds.LOL
Mani, I see you have your fantasies in order. Should we expound? Liv saunters up lithely like a cat and rubs her hip against Drew's hip, she almost purrs her name as she whispers under her breath, "Drewwwwwww". Drew and Liv look each other in the eyes, they both simultaneously stick out their lower lips and pout at each other and then giggle. There is palpable electricity between them as they lock eyes and move to hug each other.
she should date the freecreditreport.com guy next
whatever happened to that "dude, you gotta get a dell" guy...he's been mia since his pot bust...drew should hook up with him next...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I'm thinking that he's no longer virus free.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on July 7, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Liv Tyler is pretty hot and Drew for that matter and probably both are feeling vulnerable, a couple of drinks and they could be at each others hoo-ha in seconds.LOL
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So whatever happened to "Grey Gardens" with Jessica Lange, Drew?
Another "Valkyrie"?
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 7, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Liv Tyler is dreamy beautiful. I'd switch teams for one night, then wake up sober and feel really mortified and yet, in some strange sense, I'd feel like I touched a wee bit O' heaven. ;p
I agree with Tigerlily that Drew could go fake gayelle for a while. I heard that Liv Tyler is up for grabs or anything that feels good.
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I'd fuck her! Then again, I'm a slut.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Submitted by Mick on July 7, 2008 - 9:33pm.
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He "flang" her out through the window? I love it!! That might just be my new word.
*tries it on for size*
Islandgirl flang herself down on the bed and threw a temper tantrum.
PS... I am not making fun of you, so please don't get your panties in a wad. I really do love that word!! :)
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All right, it's time I fessed up.
I was the cause of Drew and Justin's split - the Mac Dude got a taste of what i had to offer and threw her over so quick you could hear the wind whistle thru her hair as he flang her out the window.
I'll let ya'll know how the honeymoon goes!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I know this sounds stupid... But I really was rooting for this couple! I thought that maybe Drew had finally found a good match, and they really were adorable! I know he's not as famous as her, but so what? He's cute enough & he seemed to make her happy.
But--they have only been together since September?! Holy shit, I thought it was at least 2 years...
He's 30? And she's only 33? I could have sworn he was 22 and she was 45.
I saw a thing in a magazine recently in which they analyze body language of a couple in a picture, and they said these two weren't going to last.
Wow - it worked !
I know she's already been with Luke, but I think Drew and Owen would be PERFECT together.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
there was a pic a while back where the mac dude had a look on his face like, "Yeah, I know this ain't gonna last."
her coochie should take a rest. it's not as young as it used to be.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 7, 2008 - 8:20pm.
LOL@"...sink even lower...maybe that Chad guy from the Verizon commericials or one of the lower pack nerd actors..."
Come on Drew, enough is enough. Settle down and have some babies to carry on the Barrymore name.
I liked Drew in Poison Ivy, any movie she's been after that sucks. imo
Mac dude is such a down grade from her last serious relationship. Fabrizzio Morretti is a hot ass bitch.
She's cute, but does anyone else find it a chore to listen to her speak? It's like she. has. to. enunciate. every. word.
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This dumb whore peeked talent wise and what? age six. Sexually, I think she peeked at 13 or thereabouts. She's been a pass around Patty since she hit puberty, and she's scraping the bottom of the barrel of celebrity cocks because of it. She'll either pull a Blohan fake Gayelle relationship next, or sink even lower...maybe that Chad guy from the Verizon commericials or one of the lower pack nerd actors...Gross. This desperate whore gives women a bad name.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...