Monday, July 7th 2008
Oprah And Gayelle In Italy
The Queen of Everything and her pet lezzie, Gayelle King, are currently on vacation in Italy. The Italians around Oprah should really be on their knees, bowing down in her presence. I'm sure they will be executed later for not following the rules.
Stedman didn't come along, because the sound of Oprah and Gayelle's scissor slapping keeps him up at night and he's a total bitch if he doesn't get his 8 hours. Besides, all Oprah and Gayelle plan to do in Italy is eat, eat, eat, eat, eat and eat! And I'm not talking about food eating. Although, I'm sure there will be plenty of that too.
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hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ..
My mother *cannot* pronounce her name and calls her *oofrah* heehee
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 7, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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Totally agree with you. She tore into him to save her holier than thou face - plus if you read the piece in V. Fair, Nan Talese, his editor and James Frey were both assured just before the show that they were just going to discuss the book, nothing more. It was an ambush in front of millions of people. What he did was wrong, but she could at least have warned him that she was going to tear him limb from limb on in front of millions of people. Apparently after, she went up to him backstage, shrugged and said "No hard feelings eh?It's just business". His newest book is doing really well by the way.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Why is Okra wearing a hospital sheet?
I can't stand this HAG. What a pretentious, hypocritical pile of fat.
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I'm sure that hospital sheet is 1,000,000 count Egyptian cotton! It's one of her favourite things. *gag*
And what you said.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 8:06pm.
I'm working late tonite so I'm sneaking in the DListed Evening Crowd.
Stock B, you DO realize you just started the launch sequence, right?
*fans self and sighs*
RE: Oprah's James Frey Freakout
I read the book in the middle of the lovefest and immediately called bullshit on about half of it. It was not long before the truth came out. I think oprah felt duped, as did a lot of people, just not us. We're smarter and more cynical than most.
As for people who claim to be permanently damaged by the lie, what kind of geniuses do you think most junkies are? They are in that state for many reasons, not the least if which a gift for self-delusion and a penchant for taking the easy way out. When that COCK, James Frey, claimed to get through his release from rehab, his girlfriend's suicide and all the subsequent years of sobriety by simply "holding on," he gave all of those people a truly dangerous sobriety option. One that very few people can really succeed at. I'm the grown daughter of an alcoholic and a drug treatment expert. I know the subject matter.
I have several friends who are/were friends with James Frey. He lied to their faces for YEARS about all of it. He continued to lie right up until Oprah outted him. Hell, he even lied to Larry King (ha!). One thing is for sure: this cat is an addict. Not sure if he's addicted to lying or attention or chaos, but he is one sick pup. What kind of person goes around for nearly 20 years telling the same unflattering lie to his loved ones, family and friends. I don't think his wife even knew the truth! Ugh, he makes my flesh crawl. With all the great writers out there, I can't justify giving this dick/millionaire one more penny. he's lucky he got Oprah's wrath and not mine.
That is all.
She needs to lay off the whisker biscuits, they are very fattening..
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Why is Okra wearing a hospital sheet?
I can't stand this HAG. What a pretentious, hypocritical pile of fat.
Hi Madam S! I'm working late tonite so I'm sneaking in the DListed Evening Crowd.
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Submitted by UFLauren on July 7, 2008 - 5:56pm.
So the vegan diet thing was a total bust, I'm guessing...
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No, no it wasn't...Her "thyroid problem" acted up again obviously...and made her consume mass quantities of fried chicken with waffles and macaroni and cheese...That thyroid is a bitch, I'm telling you...Mine's telling me I need to eat Orca...er, Oprah whole in one sitting with some BBQ sauce, but I'm stuck in this damn cage and Orca is on some feeding frenzy with Gayelle in Italy, so my thyroid is telling me to have some ice cream instead....My thyroid never tells me to eat fresh vegetables and fruit, so I'm assuming Orca's doesn't either...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oprah probably brought Tyler Perry along to have him sit in the corner, in full Madea drag, shouting out pointers like a coach while Gayle is going clam diving.
"Watch out for them crabs, gayelle, Gayle! Go in and nip that buttery bud! Chew the cud! Chew the cud! Chew the cud NOW!"
BeJezzus...Everyone knows they have been bumping camel toes for years. Gross. who wants to hear that scissor slap.
Stedman will come out with a book later. they are such fucking Gayelles. Why not just be up front.
Doodlewhore has been here forever. Its not for us to go to her site. Shes not plugging it at all! most of us know about it, I love it!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Holy mother.. she looks horrible in that white outfit. Lil' Op Op is looking tore back.
Perhaps Oprah's free time would have been better spent at the Canyon Ranch.
Not a smart move for her to vacation in Italy.
Like a heroin addict vacationing in Turkey.
hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ...
Poor Gayelle. She looks like Oprah sucked the lifeblood right out of her.
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A little guilt goes a long way
Oprah+Gayle+Tyler Perry= Gayest Italian Vacation Since Liberacci Died
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by doodlewhore on July 7, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I'd buy adspace if I could afford it. Until then, I'm offering my support and encouragement.
Yea, well, that plus cash gets the rent paid.
**edited out swear words. not necessary**
Sorry do not usually swear but that is the lamest of lame excuses. I pesonally will never click on a spammer that is using someone elses hard work to promote themselves...
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
scissor slapping
OMG MK!? Hadn't even noticed that one... where the hell do you get this shit?! This is awesome!!!
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Submitted by -ohmy- on July 7, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Um didn't oprah go on a 21 day fast?? I'm confused how she got so fat? Did she eat Stedman??
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HAHA! That was almost as funny as MK's 'eat eat eat' line...
Good stuff.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
@VLL.I am well.
OT she's wider than she is tall, thats a good thing right ?
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I thought she fasted for a month. Dang girl.
Thornhill? How the hell are ya?
OnT: um... uh..... *crickets*
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Man, she is looking really, really bad. I didn't realize how bad she looks now. Man, she looks like a giant marshmallow. She should never ever wear white. She should stick with something black and try to blend in with the crowd. Her face even looks bad with the lines and crap around her mouth. She is definitely looking her age and she is as fat as ever. I guess no amount of money can make you trim and beautiful. Fright night!
Say something nice..Ummmm..
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 7, 2008 - 4:11pm.
If you want to read an excellent memoir...The Liars' Club by Mary Karr.
Thanks, Mrs. K!
I give anyone credit that can munch on Oprah's rainforest! That shit has got to be nasty.
I'd buy adspace if I could afford it. Until then, I'm offering my support and encouragement.
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what the hell? wasnt she just on that cleansing diet? she's sure big again, ya know dont talk about health and have doctors on you show if you are a gorger. As I have heard countless times on her show, eating is a way to fill up the emptiness inside, according to the Oprah.
I think not more than a couple weeks ago Oprah was saying she suffers from some gland deficiency or something like it that made her gain weight at a dangerously rate... don't know, it actually happens to some people but as always, when it happens to a celebrity is harder to not look at it as cop-out.
Tyler Perry and Oprah are good friends. I'm really not surprised to see them hanging out.
She doesn't stick out enuff she has to wear bright white.
Um didn't oprah go on a 21 day fast?? I'm confused how she got so fat? Did she eat Stedman??
Submitted by Mr. President,
Good PM Mr. Pres,
I think I would have to decline on getting that face too close to my nether regions.
Package would have to read like a disclaimer just to side step the future lawsuits and STDs. Accept or Decline at register...
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 7, 2008 - 4:11pm.
If you want to read an excellent memoir...The Liars' Club by Mary Karr.
Fanfuckintastic.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Calling Captain Ahab.............
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madam s. and EastEndGirl, I agree with you about Big O's retaliation against James Frey.
I read the book. Yeah the guy made stuff up. But any reader that claimed they were permanently distraught because it wasn't all fact are idiots, or whiny bitches.
It doesn't change the message he was conveying. The fact he went on Big O's show AGAIN and put up with her holier-than-thou denouncements, makes him the better man.
Made Big-O look like she covering her big ass from litigation.
Submitted by doodlewhore on July 7, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Ugh, Perez. The only Perez brand product I would ever buy is toilet paper with a picture of his face on every sheet. And yes, I agree with Deb about your need to buy some ad space instead of freeloading.
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Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by UFLauren on July 7, 2008 - 6:56pm.
So the vegan diet thing was a total bust, I'm guessing...
I'm guessing so was the waistline of that skirt, by day's end.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by doodlewhore on July 7, 2008 - 5:58pm.
I think MK needs to do grow his brand.
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Ugh. NOOOOOOO!
Sorry - but just the phrase alone reaks of everything I battle against each day.Yes, yes - I know he could be rich but...Ugh.
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tee hee hee leave it to deb!
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Submitted by doodlewhore on July 7, 2008 - 5:58pm.
I think MK needs to do grow his brand. If a talentless hack like Perez can do it, MK can be queen of the universe. Scissor slapping? That's gold, I tells ya.
So what is your excuse for not buying ad space?
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Even now that you can picture Oprah, Gayell, and Ms. Perry there?
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hee hee. I must admit it has lost a bit of its appeal...
I was there in 1991 or 1992...
Ugh, so gorgeous.
The movie "Enchanted April" was filmed in Portofino.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Even now that you can picture Oprah, Gayell, and Ms. Perry there?
I think MK needs to do grow his brand. If a talentless hack like Perez can do it, MK can be queen of the universe. Scissor slapping? That's gold, I tells ya.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
OMG, they are in Portofino!!!!!
That place is like a beautiful dream.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Submitted by UFLauren on July 7, 2008 - 6:56pm.
So the vegan diet thing was a total bust, I'm guessing...
I'm guessing so was the waistline of that skirt, by day's end.
So the vegan diet thing was a total bust, I'm guessing...
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Oprah!
Click your heels together three times and say:
"Food is overrated."
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I giggle like a ten year old every time you use the word "gayelle." And Oprah's channeling Miss Sophia more and more these days.
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