Monday, July 7th 2008
Oprah And Gayelle In Italy
The Queen of Everything and her pet lezzie, Gayelle King, are currently on vacation in Italy. The Italians around Oprah should really be on their knees, bowing down in her presence. I'm sure they will be executed later for not following the rules.
Stedman didn't come along, because the sound of Oprah and Gayelle's scissor slapping keeps him up at night and he's a total bitch if he doesn't get his 8 hours. Besides, all Oprah and Gayelle plan to do in Italy is eat, eat, eat, eat, eat and eat! And I'm not talking about food eating. Although, I'm sure there will be plenty of that too.
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dead-actress on July 7, 2008 - 11:23pm
VIVA LA VIVIEN!!!
Sir Larry loved her so...
Poor thing, she did not have an easy time of it all the way around.
*extra smooshes for Lola*
On T: Think she'll try to sneak to France to chat it up with Skeletina?
Okra's so sneaky and covert judging from these pics.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Oprah looks like she's auditioning for the role of Big Shirley in the big screen version of What's Happenin'
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Oprah's panty pudding has been replaced with Sour Cream and Onion dip.
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But seeing as how she's on a "diet", the sour cream has been replaced by low-fat, large curd cottage cheese. With bacon bits.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Beware of facial Lyme Disease!
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LOL! You'd love that, wouldn't you?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Eww, TV; that's nasty
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Oprah's panty pudding has been replaced with Sour Cream and Onion dip.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV
Lyme?
are you implying she's a black lab?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oprah got fat again....I agree.
I saw a pic of Janet Jackson the other day too....she is pretty fat again too.
Those two women are so unhealthy. It would be healthier for them to stay fat, then put all that stress on their hearts....they will both die relatively young- their money won't be able to change that.
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by dead-actress on July 7, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Beware of facial Lyme Disease!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I had trouble logging in to, and trust, after a day of detailing cars, I was about to get violent somewhere.
I'm sure you can all read about it in the paper one day.
on topic?
her gunt should have it's own zip code.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by boomsy on July 7, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Awww.. thank God this site is working again!! I was going into withdrawls...
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Whew! I was just starting to feel a facial tick coming on. Aaaand...it's gone! lol
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
I cannot imagine being Okra's gyno, let alone her lover.
Geeross.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Awww.. thank God this site is working again!! I was going into withdrawls...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 7, 2008 - 10:19pm.
I had 2 bowls of Cocoa Krispies and 3 large coffees for breakfast. Hummingbirds keep telling me I have to slow the fuck down.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I might get some hate mail on this one, but at the end of the day Oprah can be as fat and ugly as she wants to, because she could say, as Dave Chappelle so elegantly put it, "I'm rich, bitch!!".
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Sorry but, the idea of doing ANYTHING sexually to Oprah is a ten million dollar question and 20 million dollar answer.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Tee hee.
I already had a Mountain Dew Super Nova and Revolution today.
I don't think Red Bull would be a good idea. :)
But I CAN tell you that I hate Ofrey with the passion of a zillion burning suns.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
You could make enough candles out of that whale to light up a small village. I hate this bitch.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 7, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Then have a Red Bull and go to town. There's no way she should get off that easy.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, LMAO!
I should have written "That is all I have the strength for right now."
I have many, many names to call Ofrah, but I'm too tired.
LOL
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
no restaurant is safe... matter of fact, guard the farms too
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"My flag boy and your flag boy
were sittin' by the fire.
My flag boy said to your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire."
oprah looks extra stank and funky...is this how she represents in italy...it ain't right...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 7, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Oprah is and always will be a fat fuck.
That is all.
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That is most definitely not all. She's also butt ugly and a terrible dancer.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
You're a BILLIONAIRE and you're rocking the $1.99 weave in ITALY!!!
Opie needs to come on and give me a call so that I can lay that "Milky Way" spiral curl in her hair and have her looking like the rich bitch she suppose to be...
In unrelated news, a worldwide pasta shortage is expected to result in the closure of oner 700 Macaroni Grills.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 7, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Oprah is and always will be a fat fuck.
That is all.
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Seriously! The sooner she can embrace that, the gayelle and the fact that she's EVIL, the better off we will all be.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Frey and Oprah both suck. Frey got just what he deserved. Oprah tried to cover her ass and then, when she realized that wouldn't work, turned on Frey to save herself. Which is only one of the many, many reasons she is the Antichrist. But Frey brought that on himself.
Frey has zero credibility left in the literary world. It doesn't matter what message he was trying to convey, he made up a fake story to convey it in. Awww, he couldn't sell his fake story as a novel so he was *forced* to pretend it was real. Please. Bitch wanted fame and money so badly that he lied to the public to get it. He's in the wrong field; he should get a job where that kind of behavior is accepted, like politics.
Bravo.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oprah is and always will be a fat fuck.
That is all.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 8, 2008 - 1:11am.
I read the book. Yeah the guy made stuff up. But any reader that claimed they were permanently distraught because it wasn't all fact are idiots, or whiny bitches.
It doesn't change the message he was conveying. The fact he went on Big O's show AGAIN and put up with her holier-than-thou denouncements, makes him the better man.
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Frey and Oprah both suck. Frey got just what he deserved. Oprah tried to cover her ass and then, when she realized that wouldn't work, turned on Frey to save herself. Which is only one of the many, many reasons she is the Antichrist. But Frey brought that on himself.
Frey has zero credibility left in the literary world. It doesn't matter what message he was trying to convey, he made up a fake story to convey it in. Awww, he couldn't sell his fake story as a novel so he was *forced* to pretend it was real. Please. Bitch wanted fame and money so badly that he lied to the public to get it. He's in the wrong field; he should get a job where that kind of behavior is accepted, like politics.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Oprah, Gayle and Miss Tyler Perry? Are they in Italy or is it Pride Day in Disney World?
Satan shouldn't wear white. It accentuates the pudge.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Did Oprah bail on that extreme vegan diet she was doing, or is it over already. She's looking uncomfortably bloated in these pics.*****
My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Perhaps Oprah and Gayle were instructing Tyler Perry on how to butch it up?
Perhaps Oprah and Gayle were instructing Tyler Perry on how to butch it up?
Submitted by Dr. Dick on July 7, 2008 - 8:16pm.
When you have cooks, trainers and help of every kind, how can you be that fat? Just asking.
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You eat large portioned double helpings washed down with Dirty Martinis and blow off the trainer.
i would hate to be gayle. she could get smothered with those thighs! and her nipz are kind of HUGE to match the rest of her. i wonder if they grow and shrink depending on her weight.
@Patty C,
Thank you very much.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Hey DEB FROM HELL
HAPPY SOBER BIRTHDAY!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Fat thats all just fat.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Funny what A LOT of makeup can do for these two
Ops should have the black bar of fashion don't-ism slapped across her face! Bitch , please...the white skirt with horizontal panels...the poor fitting bra? Ugh.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 7, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Who was that very disturbing looking dude you had as an avie for a while? I think he was a part of an Australian sitcom about high school or something?
Can you imagine that woman whose book Oprah touted for the vegan cleanse thing?
She's probably eating a cheeseburger about now.
How is it that the fatter she gets, the thinner she looks on her stupid magazine covers? I haven't seen Oprah on TV in ages and I'd have thought she weighed no more than 140 lbs based on the covers I see at the supermarket checkout. Oprah should will her entire fortune to the Adobe Photoshop people for all the help they've given her over the years.
Joe, I am embarrassed that I didn't see it was Daffyd!! Hahaha... *makes appointment with ophthalmologist* And Houston is great... and HOT!!
On topic... Oprah is EVIL. And portly.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on July 7, 2008 - 7:16pm.
When you have cooks, trainers and help of every kind, how can you be that fat? Just asking.
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"Thyroid problems" and "water retention". Oh, and don't forget, she's a "big boned girl" with "curves"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 8:17pm
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I'm so happy to catch up with you! Yes my avie is Daffid (sp?) from Little Britain - the only gay boy in the village. I want to marry him, truth be told.
How is Texas? (erm..it is Texas isn't it??_
On topic: I never really believed someone was built fat. Then there was Ooofrah.
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
JOE!! ♥
Is that a Kath and Kim avie? It reminds me a little of Vicky Pollard from Little Britain. And I totally agree, she was just trying to save her enormous ass over the James Frey thing. I read the book, and it didn't make me enjoy it any less.
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When you have cooks, trainers and help of every kind, how can you be that fat? Just asking.
Submitted by springlrm on July 7, 2008 - 7:09pm.
hohoho,
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Are you still here? You make me think this might be Santa's summer job.
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