Monday, July 7th 2008
Oprah And Gayelle In Italy
The Queen of Everything and her pet lezzie, Gayelle King, are currently on vacation in Italy. The Italians around Oprah should really be on their knees, bowing down in her presence. I'm sure they will be executed later for not following the rules.
Stedman didn't come along, because the sound of Oprah and Gayelle's scissor slapping keeps him up at night and he's a total bitch if he doesn't get his 8 hours. Besides, all Oprah and Gayelle plan to do in Italy is eat, eat, eat, eat, eat and eat! And I'm not talking about food eating. Although, I'm sure there will be plenty of that too.
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Damn. Looks like shes smuggling some hams under her shirt.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
What good is Gayelle if she doesn't tell O. that her outfit is whack? And the bra spillage! Now you know O. can get a good-fitting bra.
So how come no one has jumped to say which one is doin Tyler Perry??? or is he supposed to be with gayle?
never watched oprah - i can't see what the attraction is. oh, wait, sombody told me she weeps on every episode - is that true?
so, what IS the attraction here? why DO people watch that tripe?
I fuckin hate Oprah. She is fuckin lame. She is a black woman who longs to be a white woman but yet she uses her 'blackness' when it is convenient for her. She is full of shit and the day she actually does something generous (NOT for a tax break, NOT for tv ratings and NOT to make more fuckin money) I will have a heart attack. Her greed is all I see when I look at her, well that and a closeted homosexual. Only in America do we put the shadiest most incompetent people on a pedistool.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by well blow me down on July 8, 2008 - 6:30am.
A basic analysis of Oprah reveals that she is both a:
a) textbook narcissist
b) expert emotional manipulator
Both of the above help her get away with the following:
c) exploiting her viewers by manipulating them into worshipping her perfect self and her materialistic lifestyle and her self-centered "feel-good" philosophy, so she can:
d) sell them a bunch of crap.
To help her along the way, she:
e) recruits other scammers like Dr. Phil, James Frey, Tony Robbins, those annoying "The Secret" skanks, etc. They all help sell one another to the public and probably divvy up the loot with Oprah taking the lion's share, which is why she's so fucking rich
f) cultivates Scientologist friends so that the cult will support her money-making activities and give her free PR
g) is the head of her own cult, which preys on the housebound, lonely and poor using tear-jerking and love-bombing techniques, also by dangling luxury items in their faces to make them BUY, BUY, BUY.
The above methods clearly indicate that Oprah has:
h) no conscience whatsoever about manipulating, lying or using cult tactics on people,
combined with:
i) being one of the richest skanks on the planet, with a level of wealth so far beyond what even the greediest human being could ever actually need that it is truly obscene,
which means she is:
j) Satan incarnate.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 8, 2008 - 6:01am.
This makes me wonder if harpO the Clown eats all the food in the fridge first? Then Gayelle has to go back and service the clown.
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Jebus. With my clown phobia, the phrase "service the clown" is going to give me nightmares. Those three words do not belong together. Ever!!
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 8, 2008 - 7:47am.
Submitted by Deb on July 8, 2008 - 3:54am.
Gracias. Nice avie by the way.
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De nada! I love me some Bowie.
It seems there are only a couple of us on here. I wonder if the site is still having probs.
I also wonder if Oprah and Stedman have the longest "engagement" in history.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on July 8, 2008 - 3:54am.
Gracias. Nice avie by the way.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
It seems like Oprah is slooowwwly creeping out of the closet. Stedman has vanished.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 8, 2008 - 12:29am.
Here are some graphic design samples from the Idiocracy film. Love that ten million dollar bill. Funny and frightening.
http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/003066.html
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
You know that with every step she takes those shorts/underwear are riding up between her thighs. She's gotta stop at some point and pull that material out of her crotch. Oh, wait...that's Gayelle's job.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Oprah is getting fat again,ewww.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Didn't she recently complete some kind of cleansing detox fast? SHe looks like the Michelin Tire Man in that outfit!
I've never liked Oprah. Yes, I know she gives away lots of money and she has that school in Africa but she has this smugness and an artifical kindness about her. She seems the type if she likes you, you can do no wrong (Tom Cruise) but if for whatever reason she comes up with, if you get on her shit list you are doomed. |This woman does more harm trying to be a saviour to the downtrodden and when the situation becomes explosive she hot skips away from the blast site.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 7, 2008 - 9:11pm.
PSL, I was having fun with people there as usual and I am often reminded of the book I just read by Mark Bauerlein-The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future'-
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Have you seen Idiocracy? Not a great movie but considering that it is probably an accurate prediction what our country will be like in the near future, it is scary!!!
Thankfully I will be dead.
I have friends who have purposefully not let their kids (who are 9 years old) learn a lot of computer skills because they wanted to make sure the kids could actually read and think first. The mom is a mathematician at Microsoft.
They are behind all the other kids in their class in puter skills but otherwise they test as gifted.
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
I just had the image of Oprah mooing sweet nothings into Gayle's ear.
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The checks her ego wrote are starting to be cashed in and now she's bankrupt. Shit, alarm friend's house. be back!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 8, 2008 - 12:11am.
I'm pretty sure the sleeves that tie in the back will be more than a match for them.
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eww. just realized that's tyler perry in 2 pics.
But maybe she finds missing snacks in the folds? Treasure Hunt!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
PSL, I was having fun with people there as usual and I am often reminded of the book I just read by Mark Bauerlein-The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future'- yeah, a long title, but good! Those people are exactly the people talked about in this book! It's truly scary to consider these people may be trying to run things other than burger stoves.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 8, 2008 - 12:05am.
The calories she burns just trying to find the right fold....
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HAHAHA. Maybe she should just follow her nose instead.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oprah's not fat, she's big boned. Ever seen a cow's Femur, Timmy?
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they need to retire those jeri curl weaves, yesterday.
Is they is or is they ain't lovers?
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 8, 2008 - 12:01am.
The calories she burns just trying to find the right fold....
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I can imagine that when they somehow manage to find this site, how vicious the reception for them must be! One massive shred fest! Some of those people are scary stoooopid! It's even worse when they think(?) that they are smart!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
This makes me wonder if harpO the Clown eats all the food in the fridge first? Then Gayelle has to go back and service the clown. No wonder why she's thinner! She must be buff from moving all that heft around and mowing the grass!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 7, 2008 - 11:54pm.
I just hope Jerry Lewis doesn't come looking for me! And, yes, the brains are fully functional here, the denizens of X17 can't find the place because the name has more than 3 letters.
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Dr Destructo, the amount of stupidity I witness in real life and the internet is just sad. Entertaining sometimes, but sad.....and you can acll me PSL...I know my name's a mouthful.....lol
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by Phoebe on July 7, 2008 - 11:54pm.
It worked. Not only is she as healthy as a horse, but she placed 2nd, 3rd, and 4th in the Belmont Stakes.
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paris...sucks, brutal and funny wasn't it? English was a second, distant language for many there! Nice to know someone else saw the carnage!
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 7, 2008 - 8:54pm.
But, you know, it wasn't about losing weight.
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Uh, yeah, right yeah yeah sure whatever
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
T. V. Oh man, it's easy sniping of the gophers over there! And there's never a shortage of idiot victims to choose from! It's just a wonderful brawling site, if pulling out pacifiers and hiding them is actually a challenge! Still fun though! I like it here because everyone seems to actually have their brains set to fully functional mode!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
But, you know, it wasn't about losing weight.
It was about being HEALTHY.
Having food issues myself I kind of sympathize...but what the hell...FUCK HER!
hee hee
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Miley Cyrus has the redneck version of the Speak and Spell. a chicken says "hey! get your finger out of there!!"
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 7, 2008 - 11:49pm.
I saw it, and I noticed that the wholesale sale of oats doubled overnight.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 10:42pm.
OMG, TV - did you miss this pronouncement ?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26111
TV, I read those comments the other night. Many of those people could use a Speak and Spell.
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 7, 2008 - 11:42pm.
I posted there for a year before dlisted, and I forgot what a self esteem boost it is. I think you and I were the only ones not using computers made by Fisher Price.
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I hate this sanctimonious, narcissistic bitch. With a passion. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I watched her show one day last year for the first time in five or six years, and she was lecturing guests with alcohol and drug problems -- sternly telling them that they are endangering their health and that they need to get their act together "before it's too late." Really rich coming from someone who has put her body through the wringer due to a dangerous addiction to food that she's had her entire adult life. Practice what you preach, bitch.
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"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
Yeah, moving a bit slow after this weekend too! Damn surprised to have all my fingers too! My favorites were the 5 car alarm bottle missiles/rockets specials! The copos weren't as impressed, as we peeked through our blinds to observe! But hey, what's a little hearing and brain damage among friends? Good to catch up to you! Good job making the little kiddies run for mommie the other night! Cheers!
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 7, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Vegan cleanse ritual? How many bales of hay is she up to per day?
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When you look at the third-from-the-end thumbnail without clicking on it, it looks like she's wearing some very scary pants.
The pants version of the puffy shirt.
I still can't stop snickering (yum...Snickers) about her smug pronouncement about her vegan cleanse ritual. Feel so healthy now ?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 7, 2008 - 11:30pm.
VIVA LA VIVIEN!!!
Sir Larry loved her so...
Poor thing, she did not have an easy time of it all the way around.
*extra smooshes for Lola*
On T: Think she'll try to sneak to France to chat it up with Skeletina?
Okra's so sneaky and covert judging from these pics.
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Thanks, love. My baby Lola has been jumping and running to and fro. It's hard to keep up with her these days, but I'm enjoying every minute.
You're right. Vivien had a sad existence/rough life. Loved "Gone with the Wind." and "Streetcar Named Desire." Great Actress.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 7, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Howdy!
It was just something to do while getting rid of the rest of that damn vodka.
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When they have LiHo and RonMan on the show, the gig's up!
Team Valtrex, what's up mental gunfighter! You sent the Hooked Oh Phonixers running back to mommies milk bar the other night! Que onda?"
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Okra's junk looks like it left her trunk and moved in with the rest of her body.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oprah looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, limited edition chocolate version.
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