Monday, July 7th 2008
Things You Find At The 99 Cent Store
I didn't know Mischa Barton was the new face for Tyrone panties! I don't even know what Tyrone panties is!
A loverly reader named Zaira was doing her weekly grocery shopping at the 99 Cent Store (I'm joking!) when she came upon Mischa's newest ad campaign. Here's what Zaira wrote:
On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms. So I’m going through the aisle and I see that this store sells everything, the kitchen sink, your moms, and panties. Below is the picture of the panties they are selling. I’m pretty sure Mischa Barton doesn’t want you to know she’s hawking 99 cent store panties.
Hey, at least they were nice enough to airbrush her cotty cheese. You know Mischa agreed to shit. She did it in exchange for a half-smoked joint.
And yes, it's a slow day.
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Submitted by Sayonara
I am in for the Kit Kat bars or 100 Grands. I have no shame. Waiting patiently for them to get their on charge card so I can flash it everywhere I go.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
They Photoshop the Head where the neck was and Micha does not have boobs so is fake
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Color me a label whore. I prefer Dollar Tree.
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Well "Dollar Tree" is the Neiman Marcus of the dollar store chains. They are clean and organized, and you get an real receipt.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
They look like hip-hugger adult diapers.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Already got em.
Hi Mrs. K!
These panties come with their own skid marks, ya know?
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Live ghetto, wear Tyrone panties
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Color me a label whore. I prefer Dollar Tree.
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You deserve the best, Deb!
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Color me a label whore. I prefer Dollar Tree.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
I have a phobia about dollar and 99 cent stores.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
omg michael k. you are the total blogger king. perez who?
The giant elastic waistbands on those things make them look like diapers.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 7, 2008 - 5:03pm.
99 cent panties? They won't last one washing.
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O, but I'm sure they're very pretty.
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I loooooove the dollar store. I always spend more than a dollar in that place.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
At least they're 100% cotton. I'm going to start buying my manties there from now on.
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99 cent panties? They won't last one washing.
"And yes, it's a slow day."
Honestly now.
I love my local dollar store, I bought a whole bunch of gardening shit and I still have utensils from like 10 years ago. Stainless Steel stuff to boot.
?&!
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That is such a shitty photoshop!
Talk about a way-off brand. I did a quick search using the major search and came up with zilch.
Who makes these crappy drawers?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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In LA 99cents stores are crawling with leased BMW/BENZ ho's trynna' cut corners to make that car payment and the BH/BRENTWOOD/WEHO rent.It's probably a better singles bar than fucking HYDE.
It looks photoshopped.
One of my favourite things is how Paris Hilton is all over Chinatown hawking Channel jewellery(sp? - where the hell's my spellcheck?!?) and Georgeo cologne.
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misch you're a loooooong way from the O.C. baby.
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angel_i,
"Tylenol panties" you know a man invented those things!!!
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Those are indeed some ghetto underwear. It's sad for Mischa that the best she has ever looked or ever will look is the airbrushed version of herself on Tyrone underwear.
Submitted by lea8199 on July 7, 2008 - 5:48pm.
sweetheart, could you trim your comment? You totally fuck up the html on this blog with your overtly enunciated drag-on purposeful typos.
Topic: Why no bra?
Haha! I read that as: Tylenol panties and thought, "Well Mischa's got the perfect face for that!"
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they prob just used her face and pasted it onto someone elses body. Mischa is probably too conceited to sink down to the level of 99 cent panties
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Looks like they photoshopped Mischa's head on to another woman's body.
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Mischa's going to shit her Tyrone's when her frenemies see this shit!!
This is WORSE than hawking hair extensions.
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On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms.
LOL @ Zaira, its okay girl, we all have some ghetto in us!
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That shit is funny.Maybe TYRONE is big in Kazakhstan.Her agent probably figured there was no need for legalese about where the shit could be distributed.Award winning Photoshop on the thighs.
This is diabolical. What kind of fuckery is this that espouses underwear on someone who clearly wants to wear them as OUTERwear?
FUCK.
Cute panties
tyrone panties .. bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......fking hillarious!
Ninety-nine cent underwear. Britney will love that stuff.
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My mom loves the 99 cent store.