Finger Licking Good
This 35-year-old Aaron Maurice and he was arrested in Appleton, WI last Wednesday after police found him in the basement of a house he was trying to rob. They found Aaron completely covered in barbecue sauce from head to toe.
It all started at around 4 in the morning, when the couple who lived in the house, heard whistling coming from the basement. The male resident grabbed his shotgun and headed to the basement. He found the lights turned on, so he turned them off. That's when the BBQ lover Aaron asked the man what he was doing.
In addition to the BBQ sauce, Aaron was wearing a chick's jacket and a dude's hat. He told the po-po that he broke into the basement, because he's on the run from the government. He said the BBQ sauce was an “urban disguise.” Crack is whack!
I know what I'm going to be for Halloween. I also hope the police release pictures of Aaron in his BBQ sauce disguise. You know, because if I'm ever on the run from the government, I want to know if BBQ sauce is a good enough disguise.
And yes, I'd hit it. BBQ sauce and all!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
Never been prouder to have grown up in appleton, never been prouder!
Why are the hotties always so crazzee?
BBQ sauce on that ugly mug? What a waste! And..the idiot missed a spot.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
His head is shaped like a cinder block.
Aw, that's so sad. Mental illness.
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A video movie could improve your life.
sauce is so important :)
Hickory w/onion bits..yum.
rehab: no picnics, no KFC, no BBQ pizza, no Arthur Bryants or Gates BBQ resturants, no downloading BBQ,no socializing with friends of BBQ.
b\B_Q/q
i much prefer hot sauce over bbq sauce...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Shit, I think I'd hit it also, he is kinda hot
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I am in Appleton and got this info from our local newspaper.
Aaron M. Maurice, 35, 300 E. Fremont St., was wearing the woman's jacket and the man's hat and explained "he was in the military and that someone had tipped off the FBI that (he) was providing secrets to the terrorists."
He told the police that the barbecue sauce, taken from the couple's refrigerator, was "an urban disguise, if you will."
Maurice was charged Wednesday in Outagamie County Circuit Court with one count of burglary and placed on a $1,000 cash bond by Court Commissioner Maureen Roberts Budiac, who required Maurice to report three times a week to the sheriff's department day report center after he posts bond.
Defense attorney Gene Bartman noted that there were "inexplicable reasons" that motivated Maurice and that "we should not jail some who maybe has mental health issues."
Budiac scheduled further proceedings for July 10.
***3 bedroom ranch for sale in urban Appleton Wi neighborhood. Finished basement, includes refrigerator. Oh,and you will love the neighbors, they are just delicious!!
Aah, lovely! And people wonder why I moved away from Appleton - ha ha! Makes me PROUD!
It's not the BBQ sauce or the ladies jacket that's funny to me. It's the fact that ne asked the resident of the home what he was doing when he turned off the lights.
Aaron should be glad he was in WI because in some other places and with other folks, he would have had some buckshot with that BBQ sauce.
to mrs. kravitz
that's good. :)
I know what you mean.
although I was thinking of doing a little mircowaving and this post popped up! ha!
I keep wondering what possessed this guy to do this. was this his burglary disguise? or did he decide to disguise himself after he broke into the house?
"He said the BBQ sauce was an “urban disguise.” Crack is whack!"
Wait a damn minute....was he trying to do blackface with barbeque sauce?
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
dammit!
who let him wander the streets again?
I told him to stay put in his coffin...
//Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note...I'd love to bone his structure\\
Submitted by Karma Police on July 7, 2008 - 4:41pm.
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Seriously! You're in... GB? Or no?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by forever.now on July 7, 2008 - 3:08pm.
did you make that discovery shortly after seeing mr. saucy up there? we have some medicinal alcohol for that.
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FUNNY!LOL.
I've just been eating less lately and have realized that food is not such a big deal after all.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
to mrs. kravitz
did you make that discovery shortly after seeing mr. saucy up there? we have some medicinal alcohol for that.
(rounding up party cups)
I bet he calls his peen his KC Masterpiece...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
to sayonara
and maybe even part of a handmade picnic table!
to viva la lohan
good point!
it takes a little while to make good bbq. so all the potential stroke horz go to er. the rest of us horz will warm up the coals and make sure the kegs are working properly.
Delicious and sexay? Count me in...Well, the crazy part does offset his sexay, but the BBQ sauce? It brings his sexay back...(Yes, now I have that douchetastic JT song stuck in my head too...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've recently discovered that food is overrated.
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Fuck now I want KFC.
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Submitted by forever.now on July 7, 2008 - 5:23pm.
this dude is lucky not to have been caught by someed gein types.
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Then he would have BEEN the bbq.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Listen up all you crazy heiffers who would hit this ole nasty mofo (with or without BBQ sauce)! You need to get yourself to the nearest hospital because you may have had a stroke and it is affecting your vision and decision making ability.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
haha that brightened my day :)
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Submitted by Princess Claire on July 7, 2008 - 4:47pm.
i'd hit it ... but only if instead of bbq he was covered in polynesian sauce from chick-fil-a... mm
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I had the chicken strips, waffle fries, and a lemonade from there this past weekend. Mmmm Mmmm
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
I'd hit it too!
The other white meat.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Fuck a bean. That's an hour from where I live.
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Whenever Wisconsin is in Dlisted/the news, it's never good...We are surrounded by freaks. :)
Fuck a bean. That's an hour from where I live.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Um, Uh, Hey, did someone mention a keg?
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I bet it was A1 sauce. Who can resist that stuff?
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Cute and crazy. Just the way I like 'em.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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PSL I saw that commercial. Really, really gay, and they are BAD actors.
On Topic: I got nuthin, but if you're grilling then I got buns!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 7, 2008 - 5:21pm.
period
let's have a fucking BBQ !!!!
"taps keg"
CTH, I'm stocked up on bacon and beef [costco is my friend]. I think I love you. Let's fire up the grill! :D
This guy looks really oily. I think that's what is turning MK on. Oily men. Mmmmmmmm. Oilyyyyyyyyyy.
tonicbitch, i want to see Brody in those jeans....hehehe
speaking of the douche, I saw a commercial with him and LC.....sickening that those douches are getting national commercials, when real actors are struggling...
off to work now...see y'all later!
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
oops that should be "some ed"
ya'll have me waiting some barbecue now!
Clarisse you're right, I never noticed that.
PSL I could totally see Spencer in those stupid purple jeans.
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this dude is lucky not to have been caught by someed gein types.
Tonic / PSL,
Never noticed the chick in purple jeans...i'm keep getting stopped by the "EVEN LOST SOULS CAN FIND LOVE." book cover...cuz that is ABSOLUTELY Christian Bales mouth!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
period
let's have a fucking BBQ !!!!
"taps keg"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
yes, tonicbitch- it bothers me too. You'd think American Apparel could afford to pay someone from the Hills or The Real World by now....
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 7, 2008 - 5:14pm.
I had bacon for dinner, yay bacon!!!!
put me down for one of his ribs, extra burnt.
sides of cornbread and slaw.
Oh gurllllll. You're making me drool! Love me some ribs too. Cornbread and slaw? *faints* Cornbread is an ART. Really good, buttery, melt in your mouth cornbread is almost as good as dessert (my trick is to include one can of creamed corn). Slaw? Another art. You'd think something so simple as sliced cabbage and mayo, sugar and vinegar with a tidge of buttermilk would be simple but not so. It's so easy to make crappy coleslaw.
porky times! All we need are the condoms-er, condiments and we're set.
Totally off topic, but is anyone else as bothered by that ad on the side as I am? That chick's fat ass in those purple slim jeans is really distracting. Yes someone pissed in my cornflakes this morning. Carry on.
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parissucksliterally, I forgot how much being covered in BBQ sauce makes people look better. Plus MK is kind of a hobag.
I think I'll have BBQ Ribs for dinner tonite.
*calling Famous Dave for takeout*
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"Urban Disguise?" Is covering yourself in barbecue sauce the new blackface? LMAO!!!!!!!
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 5:12pm.
It would have to be pulled pork. And I really dont find him attractive in any way but I cant stop laughing.
"be-dee be-dee bedee" and that's all folks.
Damn. Now I'm craving some porky times.
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I had bacon for dinner, yay bacon!!!!
put me down for one of his ribs, extra burnt.
sides of cornbread and slaw.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin