Afternoon Crumbs

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

Asslee & Weirdo suck, but their dog is AWESOME! Their pup looks like my dog...love it! :)

j-whore better accept that her body is gone and will never recover!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Ever since Ashlee Simpson got with that Pete fellow, she's been just plain...weird.

http://danceontheroof.com

stupid fucking headband.

i second the notion of the fug headband..

and is it me or is asshole looking uglier and uglier..

she will never have that pregnancy glow.. ha ha!!
lets pray the morning sickness last all throughout the pregnancy..

i can't wait when she pops, y'know the bitch is gonna have a god complex..

asshlee is the new elizabeth hasselblack !!!!(whatever)

There's nasty and then there's JLo's ass. JLo's bikini pictures need their own entry so that dlisters can comment exclusively about her hail damaged backside. I hope these pictures lay to rest, once and for all, the rumor that JLo has a smokin' ass.

Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 11:38am.

what about YOUR siggie?
But you're not a stalker or anything....

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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
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Ugh, I have a feeling that hat Tara is wearing is one of those with the hair sewn on....this has nothing to do with this post,but I was looking at that nasty pic of Jeremy Jackson from Baywatch from earlier and I googled his name and his myspace page came up,tacky does not even cover it,his background is magnum condoms and he has a horrible song of his own,check it out for a good laugh...no sign of the bloody eyeball though!!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 7, 2008 - 2:36pm.
So.... slow news day?
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I do believe it is. I asked somewhere else, but again..what does your siggie mean?

and btw...Nicloe Richie has a saggy vagina so you might not want to idolize her tooo much!

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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!

Mrs. K - I could almost see that, but she has had some pretty hot men on her arm, I don't know if they would be satisfied with playing her beard.

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

So, my BFF's mother thinks Sandra is a lesbian.
Any comments?

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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

JLo sucks.

The Hills suck.

Asshole sucks.

Sandy, I like her.

So.... slow news day?

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

Is it bad if secretly I want to be on the Hills?

Awww. Sandra Bullock. She's a fave of mine. No snarking from me!

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Mrs K.,
I cleaned litter boxes. Wahooo! Tons o fun!
'Specially since it was 90 friggin degrees =(

LCT,
"PEEEEENUS"
As always, well said.

On topic,
I missed two things.
#1
Whoever came up w/the idea for "Brook Knows Best" should be immediately taken out back and ass raped by Danny Bonaduce.

#2
Say what you will about Ashlee and Pete, but, fuck me that puppy is adorable!!!!!!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 7, 2008 - 1:09pm.
And yes, I know way too much about Nicole Richie.

That just made me spit water on my keyboard!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

and I love Georges St. Pierre. He has yummy thighs.

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

1. I love Liam Neeson and think he looks fine, even in the boobage.

2. If Mandy Moore was going to be a-fuckin' a UFC fighter, I'm glad it's that pansy ass and not Forrest Griffin. I've called dibs on that hot ass.

3. TMZ has a picture of JLo with one of her kids- total munchable cutie!

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 11:08am.

Yeh, it was pricey, but Izzard doesn't play shit-holes like Cleveland too often, and he was here ON my birthday, so i ponied up the cash (for orchestra seats!)!
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I'm glad you got to see him then!
Pudge went to see a Steely Dan tribute band last night. I didn't go, I folded laundry instead.

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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

Don't like Kylie's music, but you have to respect the courageous way she dealt with the adversity of breast cancer. As far as I know, she never once expressed any self pity. The celebrities who constantly bitch and moan about trivial shit (Kanye, Kiera Knightly,etc) should take some lessons.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Spoiled: I think they are good old fashioned cellulite dimples and stretch marks....lol

dramaqueen: I pointed this out yesterday, but NR was wearing headbands LONG before Asslee....she's been wearing them for 2 years....got Lohan into it for a while too.....Asslee is NO trendsetter, but loves to jump on a stupid fashion bandwagon.

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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"

drama - I know, they're lame, but that's been Nicole's style for a while. I remember reading an article a few yrs ago about how it was her summer trick for when she goes swimming to control her wet hair. And yes, I know way too much about Nicole Richie.

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

Mrs K.,
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Bummer!

Yeh, it was pricey, but Izzard doesn't play shit-holes like Cleveland too often, and he was here ON my birthday, so i ponied up the cash (for orchestra seats!)!

Hopefully they will tape and release Stripped. IMHO, it is his best tour to date.

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

WTF is the deal w/ those damned headbands? 1st Asshole & now Nicole? YUCK! Looks like my HS yearbooks all over again!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Isn't UFC the human equivalent of a monster truck jam?

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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

Submitted by parissucksliterally - I think J.Lo's ass and legs have looked that way for a long time...we are just used to seeing her photoshopped smooth.

Agreed. And those dents and holes are lipo scars, right?

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Who!
www.theceelist.com

Who is she?
www.najeestyle.com

I can't even bear to look at some of those links. Vom vom vom!

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

PSL: I doubt itll ever hit the US. I mean, alot of people would reconsider the operation and thats a loss to the medical industry. Greedies!

■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker

Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 10:53am.

:(
Actually it is Saturday night, not Friday, and we are having dinner guests so we can't go.
Second of all, they are WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
SHITE!
But I do lurve him
Sigh.

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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

UFC fighting is gayer than gay! I was forced to watch it once and its nothing but a bunch dudes rubbing each other nuts in one another faces...id be wary of dating one of em!

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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!

I cant hate on Mandy...get you some girl! Not looking at the others...not in a morbid mood today

"I don't get mad I just get even"

I think J.Lo's ass and legs have looked that way for a long time...we are just used to seeing her photoshopped smooth.

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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"

Mrs Kravitz!!!!
You have to go! It was a GREAT show!! Almost two hours of pure Izzard brilliance!!!

OH, i'm so jelly!!

Stripped is probably my favorite routine to date and i didn't think anything would ever pass Glorious...

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 10:48am.

Guess who is appearing in Seattle this Friday?!?!?! Your boyfriend and mine, Eddie Izzard!!!!!! I don't have tickets yet, gotta get on that STAT!!!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

Mmmm, I love that giant hill of thigh fat on JLo. Looks like an enormous tumour.

Also, what the hell kind of hippie does Asshole think she is?

You know what? Lunchtime is awesome.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Dear Lily = Fck off and die.

JLo's juicy ass = *puke*

Sandra Bullock's in a bikini too! = I love Sandy. Period.

Tara Reid is drunk = Shut up!?!?!?

Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson = Brilliant pair. Nothing bad here.

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! For not leading me to a link with pics of Skeletor's grotesquely malnourished body.. I was worried I'd puke up my lunch of popcorn and coffee.

That wouldnt feel so nice.

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first off, I have to say...

Mandy Moore has a freaky elbow.

you may continue....

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Just when I thought I couldn't get any sicker today, I have to read about my beloved Mandy hooking up with some meathead UFC douche. Say it ain't so.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Tara didn't look drunk in those pics,
I don't like Jlo's bathing suit
and I like Sandra Bullock, when is she coming out with another movie?

EEEK! What about this?

Flavor Flav's reality whore and Sly Stallone's ex-wife Brigitte Nielsen is getting tucked, nipped and sucked live on German TV!!

The first of the four part series aired on Sunday night.

And 2.5 million people tuned in to watch the madness!

Sources say she's going under the knife live to show people the "truth". Everyone in Hollywoodland supposedly lies or doesn't talk about their operations.

Brigitte also plans to auction her body fat for charity.

Ewwwwww!

How long until that show hits the US?

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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"