Who Is This Skank?!
What in fake cellulite hell is going on here?! I thought Russell Brand was bumping chicken cutlets with international supermodel Phoebe Price!? PP obviously woke up and smelled the chicken broth, because she waaaaay too good for him. PP belongs with a hot hunk like Foghorn Leghorn.
Russell somehow managed to pick up the pieces of his broken heart. Russell has moved on by dating Australian actress Teresa Palmer. The Daily Mail reports that things are getting serious and Russell is looking to settle down. Before they settle down, can Teresa please shampoo Russell's hair?! His hair grease is practically splattering against my computer screen.
Russell and Teresa met on the set of "Bedtime Stories" and have been dating for about a month. I guess this is some kind of record for slutty Russell. Teresa needs to come to terms with the fact that she's just a rebound and Russell will always love PP. Teresa will soon find out the truth when she finds Russell jacking it over a plate of hot chicken cutlets.
Here's more of Russell and his rebound at the 02 festival on Friday. I also threw in some pictures of heartbreaker PP posing with magazines in Malibu. When is Publisher's Clearing House going to hire PP already? She loves magazines more than anybody else! If it was legal, she would marry every copy of Star Magazine.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
I hate to break it to you but Russell has never even met PP. He most certainly never dated her. He said this on his radio show. You got the wrong end of the stick there because Ol'Russ is way to good for your PP.
What in the fuck is PP wearing???? It looks like something from Rave or Puff's $12 Zoo where there's a circular rack of them in 4 different colors and a shitload of size XXLs left.
I'd hit it
Woof! Who's the hot piece of ass in the denim cutoffs?
He looks so feminine and has womanly hips as well. Yuck. Who's finding this sleezebag sexay?
PP's Choos' are fab!
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She's too cute for him.
And he is a man whore x-druggie.
Teresa don't go there!!
Move along and don't look back.
love his belt. either it came with a 10-year-old's kmart shorts, or he made it himself from folded gum wrappers. HOT!
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He has never even met Phoebe Price.
How people can publish such rubbish is mad!
Think about it, did you see one picture or video of him with or talking about her NO! They should get some sort of evidence before printing such crap!
I KNOW!!! My BF and me were looking and when that scene started I just saw her but it took me a while but she is in for like 30 sec. and I was like LOOK ITS PP!!! And we both were so excited to catch her cameo....and then we realized how lame we were.
Submitted by Princess Claire on July 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
Ah i can't believe i missed pp! i was searching for her the whole time! you would think it would be hard to miss such an exquisite, stunning creature. but i guess not.
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Is it me or does his new girlfriend look like she twelve and could pass for his secret love child? How dare he break up with High Priestess of Glamour and Elegance PP?! RUDE!
I find him really attractive though, even though he dresses and acts like a douche.
He was funny on Letterman. But, obviously, I think Letterman's funny, too...
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That guy is fucking hilarious. And that girl is really pretty, but she looks 16.
Jesus, MK, enough with Phoebe Price! GROSS!!! Pick up a more interesting skank, PLEASE!
Russell Brand creeps me out, and makes me vomit in my mouth a little.
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Ah i can't believe i missed pp! i was searching for her the whole time! you would think it would be hard to miss such an exquisite, stunning creature. but i guess not.
Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
SHE IS THERE!!! I saw it with my own eyes....but its hard to miss.... Right at the beginning of the film...lets say 10 min into the film. When Steve bumps into Anne H. while she is running and they start talking. On the background there are two ladies talking...one more chickencutlesgorgeous than the other.
And there you have it!
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I love Russell Brand! He was damn funny in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Russell Brand is a pretty popular comedian in the UK and is considered quite cool (partly due to his comedy, partly due to his heroin addict past etc - I know, this seems to give you street cred in the UK at the mo, please see Amy Winehours - typo but keeping - and Pete Docty - ditto). I think he's quite funny but mainly as a presenter or interviewee, as a stand-up he doesn't really cut it. Oh and loads of people fancy him in the UK too. He is good-looking I think, a bit Johnny Depp-ish. So the combo of looks, humour and edginess = popular. Oh and he's shagged Kate Moss among many thousands. But could someone now please tell me whether she's the girl in Lost or not? Ta!
Submitted by Princess Claire on July 7, 2008 - 11:25am.
can someone please help?? i watched get smart last night and was horrified when i didn't see the beautiful pp! did i miss something or is she not in the film AT ALL???
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SHE IS THERE!!! I saw it with my own eyes....but its hard to miss.... Right at the beginning of the film...lets say 10 min into the film. When Steve bumps into Anne H. while she is running and they start talking. On the background there are two ladies talking...one more chickencutlesgorgeous than the other.
And there you have it!
NO! Say it isn't so! I love Russell! He is so friggin funny and so damn sexy. I just saw him in Forgetting Sara Marshall and he was great in it. He won't be faitful to this little girl, he is a total nypho!
He looks like he's having trouble coming to terms with the fact that it's not 1988 anymore.
Who are these fucktards anyways?
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"Submitted by jaydawg on July 7, 2008 - 10:23am."
Sort of like a British Dane Cook then.
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can someone please help?? i watched get smart last night and was horrified when i didn't see the beautiful pp! did i miss something or is she not in the film AT ALL???
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Submitted by devilgirl on July 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
I know this is a silly question, but who in the eff is he? He looks like he should be a roadie for some 2nd rate band, named Cadaver.
He's a British comedian who is apparently really popular over in the UK. I saw him on Graham Norton and saw a few minutes of his comedy and I wasn't impressed. I found him kind of annoying. Which is weird because I usually love British comedy.
Submitted by harlee25 on July 7, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell
just because i like his hair doesn't mean im promoting him, asswipe
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I think Deb was referring to the overzealous presentation of the link to your blog.
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"Submitted by harlee25 on July 7, 2008 - 10:14am."
Um, she was talking about your signature.
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just because i like his hair doesn't mean im promoting him, asswipe
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He looks like a caraciture of a rocker, like an extra from This is Spinal Tap... or something.
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SPAMMER IN DISGUISE! Nut it up and buy an ad. It is the american way. Self promotion in the guise of a regular does not work.
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That guy has such feminine looking eyes ew.
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I have no clue who this chick is, but she looks under-aged and he looks like a dirty pedo. It takes two to tango so it's both side's fault when an old dude is dating a really young chick and viceversa. It's all for the money or recognition.
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Submitted by devilgirl on July 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
I know this is a silly question, but who in the eff is he? He looks like he should be a roadie for some 2nd rate band, named Cadaver.
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LMAO! I think you hit it on the nail!
PP's cutlet implants are starting to sag really bad in her freckle ridden 53 year old face.
Well, her Guccigate stunt obviously didn't even got her a page 27 no-pic gossip note on any free magazine, right?.... I wonder why she hasn't kept milking Cellugate even further, after all, that got her some pity TV spots.
Frankly Im just annoyed with the whole celebrity clothing line concept in general. All of these untalented asshats making fugly overpriced clothes that they themselves wouldnt be caught dead wearing, and people are dumb enough to buy it. At least SJP's crap wasn't as overpriced as some of the others. I saw a hideous L.A.M.B coat that was like $300 on sale!!
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I bet we will see that stuff being sold at the Dollar General Stores.
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I know this is a silly question, but who in the eff is he? He looks like he should be a roadie for some 2nd rate band, named Cadaver.
Along with Amanda Bynes, Stockbroker....
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Why oh why would a woman date a guy who wears white sneakers with black skintight pants and his shirt too short to cover his stomach? The fourth picture over convinces me that this girl is kinda desperate.
I would like to change the topic of this post to something more entertaining than PP or this asshat.
Last week it was annouced that "Steve and Barrys" stores are declaring Chapter 11. They sell "My Little Pony Parker" crappy clothing line.
Guess Matthew Broderick will have to start selling that junk out of his car...or wear it.
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she's pretty....but yeah, the men and these Barely Legal girls gross me out.
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Is she the girl in Lost?
Brits sure love the 20 year olds, is this one even that old?