This Isn't Going To Last
New boring couple alert! 20-year-old model Lily Cole was caught leaving Jude Law's pad in London yesterday morning after spending the night. What a slut! At least she doesn't have dried man chowder in her hair. That happened to me once and I had to tell everyone it was dried-up "cheap hair gel."
According to the Mirror, Lily has been boinking 35-year-old Jude for the past two weeks.
Last week, creepy-doll-faced Lily and bald-headed Jude went to a Radiohead concert together. A witness said they were surprised to see 5'10" Lily "towering over" Jude. I'm assuming Lily was wearing heels, because Jude is 5'10" himself. Jude is going to have to call up Tommy Girl to get the number for his platform shoe maker.
On Saturday night, the two were spotted having a romantic dinner. A witness said, "There was no blatant kissing but it was obvious they were more than just friends. Jude was being very affectionate and gazing into her eyes." Never trust someone who "gazes" into your eyes. The last dude that "gazed" into my eyes, ended up dognapping my pooch and throwing me out of a moving car. Those types can never be trusted.
Lily and Jude are going to last a quick minute. Jude is a mega man whore to the tenth degree. His heart shouldn't write checks that his dick can't cash! I'm not sure if that made any sense, but leave me alone! It's Monday fucking morning.
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"His heart shouldn't write checks that his dick can't cash! I'm not sure if that made any sense"
Makes perfect sense - genius!!!!!!!
Never trust someone who "gazes" into your eyes. The last dude that "gazed" into my eyes, ended up dognapping my pooch and throwing me out of a moving car. Those types can never be trusted.
THAT made my rained-on crap day!! Hahahahahaha!! :o)
If it was Agyness Deyn i'd be impressed...but another skeletal mass-produced slutmonkey model, nope. Yawnnnnnnnn!! *Belch*
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And in the end the love you take
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Gas is $4.20 out by me and it's been that way for about 2 months.
Keane, I think you may be on to something there.
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She is very strange looking but that is her appeal as a model, she's different. I think she has what is referred to as a pie face, too friggin round, that red hair (sorry Michael I know you love the Ging) is horrible, ewww. His nanny lay was also a dog.When Jude hooked up w/Sadie she was so gorgeous, same w/Sienna, now he's come to this...well I know Sadie is laughing
Jude Law is gay - the type of gay that shags every girl in town as he's not really into any of them - a classic type of closet case I am familiar with from my college days. The girls are usually pretty but young enough not to threaten the possibility of a serious relationship which of course couldn't be kept up. Being unfaithful to the current girlfriend (say Sienna for example) is often a way of getting out of having to maintain a relationship with someone they don't really fancy any more. Oh and the girls can often be quite androgynous-looking (i.e. Kim with short hair, not-very-feminine Lily Cole etc), not the type you'd really expect them to go with. He's a homo, trust.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 11:35am.
Stockbroker: WHERE? I paid $4.67/gallon yesterday....
I paid $3.94, but I live in NC. :(
I think the conversation when Jude and Sienna broke up went like so:
Jude: You'll never find anyone better than me!
Sienna: Please, I can get anyone I want.
Jude: I can get anyone I want.
Sienna: Prove it!
Jude: You prove it!
And here we are...
He's a smirky whore. Her loss.
Not that she's a huge prize -- her face looks like someone slapped a chubby little girl's head on top of a model body. Creepy as hell.
throwed out of a moving car?
poor child of mine, but ha ha ha !!!
"Never trust someone who "gazes" into your eyes. The last dude that "gazed" into my eyes, ended up dognapping my pooch and throwing me out of a moving car. Those types can never be trusted."
LMAO
Stockbroker: WHERE? I paid $4.67/gallon yesterday....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Day-um! Can you imagine if those two reproduced? Ugh!
BTW, when I lived in London, I lived in the same area where Jude Law lived and saw him a few times. (This is when he was still married to Sadie Frost.)He is close to 5'7" than he is to 5'10".
...and in other news, gas has hit an average of $4.11 a gallon.
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I am thinking that she has been slapped by the ugly stick once too often. Not attractive, not at all.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 11:28am.
LCT!! Well the meds in my purse says it's Friday but the stack on my desk says it's Monday. Stack wins =(
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Hmmmm.... well, that could be a good thing. Today you can catch up on your meds since Friday so you won't even remember Monday tomorrow!!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT!! Well the meds in my purse says it's Friday but the stack on my desk says it's Monday. Stack wins =(
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In Jude's case it would be something akin to: "His dick is writing checks his heart can't cash" or something... All right I have teh Mondays too.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Oi. Jude and Sienna need to get back together. They were made for each other.
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That girl looks like a really tall 13 year old. Jude needs to start dating girls at least his own generation!
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Happy Monday tonicbitch. Is it Friday yet?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Damn, from KimStewart's public groping to this...
How the slightly have fallen....from the curb into the gutter.
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On the bright side, looks like I could have been a model if I wanted to.
Hell, I thought all these years that you had to be pretty or something.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Mr. President on July 7, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Chuckyface.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Used to think Jude was sexy...then he stuck his tongue down Kimberly Stewarts throat. YUCK. Man whore!!
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Looks like Jude's face has a case of the Mondays.
good morning sluts!
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Chuckyface.
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Oy, she IS creepy looking! Just googled her. She looks like a doll that will come to life and murder you in your sleep.
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That broad looks like a cupie doll.
she is fucked up looking...how the hell is she a model? And who the hell would want to be with Jude now? he hasn't looked good in over 3 years!
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
She is ugly and he is just playing the game that he plays best. No biggie they will be over before it starts.
Cue in Siennna right about...now.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
At least she doesn't have dried man chowder in her hair. That happened to me once and I had to tell everyone it was dried-up "cheap hair gel."
I was wondering what you would say about that, MK, when you left that morning. But admit it, you luvved it.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Stewie from Family Guy? Really, Jude?
Oooooh GURL! She uglay!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
After his whole nanny fiasco I thought he was one of the dirtiest pigs out there. Then he totally redeemed himself in The Holiday. WHY couldn't you just have stayed a cute dad and not reverted back to being a man-slut you cock?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo