Monday, July 7th 2008

Kanye West Is No Angel

Kanye West is blogging mad....again. This time he's directing his anger at Harper's Bazaar for saying he has a painting of himself as an angel mounted on his dining room ceiling. First of all, TACKY! Second of all, Liberace called and he wants his dining room back. Third of all, TACKY! Wait, I already said that.

Anyway, here's what Angry West blogged:

To put it short as Kanyely possible(don't mean to speak in third person).... Harper's Bazaar came to my home, took pics, asked a lot of questions and then assumed the painting in my dining room was of me as an angel. This isn't true and it bothered me greatly because people think I'm so so so cocky that I would have something like that. I'm sure it was an inside joke to everyone from the magazine in my home that day. People would come over my house after that and say, " I heard about this pic of you as an angel!" I would have appreciated if Harper's Bazaar would have put in some type of blurb to clear it up. I wanted people to see my home because I spent 2 years gutting it and was proud. I'm just a regular guy with cool stuff in his crib but instead I was made out to be Ben Stiller's character in the movie 'Dodgeball' with the huge pic of him wrestling a bull in his office. Why didn't they write that my house had no pics of me, no plaques or awards, just art.

I guess it's bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than life and the other half trying to just live a real life again.

Harper's ran this shit almost a year ago! Something tells me that Kanye was in one his moods and wanted to get ANGRY on a bitch, so he had his minions dig up something he could whine about. Kanye also managed to rant without CAPS! I'm so proud. And if that tacky shit is hanging in his dining room, imagine what the rest of his home looks like? GAUDY GAY MESS!

That being said, I think I'm in love with him.

Thanks Mr. President

Posted by: Michael K


NYAPPLES's picture

I get it, his rambles that he is the "greatest" is a stage persona, not reality, like Beyonce has "Sasha", and he is probably an OK person in real life. But, if you act snotty, and think your such hot shit as part of your "alter ego", people arent going to know when your being you and when your the guy who acts like he's had a cock stuck up his ass for the last two years. Maybe people would be easier on him if he would just lighten up.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 10:01am.
I feel the need to go and slap him so he have something to complain about.

can i shoot him afterwards, so he'll shut up about it?

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were sittin' by the fire.
My flag boy said to your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire."

Otter Pop's picture

Incessantly whiny little bitch.

C U Next Tuesday's picture

Whatever. I actually like Kanye. He talks alot but he is in my good books.

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Paquita's picture

I feel the need to go and slap him so he really have something to complain about.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Shut your pie hole and call the whaaaaaaambulance, asshole.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

kdracofan's picture

waaa
waaaaa
waaaaaaa

paulapoo's picture

It looks more like Jermaine Jackson.

Stock Broker's picture

God is upstairs crossing his name off the "Guest List".

And, Satan just added it to his VIP list.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

this guy is such a prick

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"My flag boy and your flag boy
were sittin' by the fire.
My flag boy said to your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire."