Monday, July 7th 2008

Kanye West Is No Angel

Kanye West is blogging mad....again. This time he's directing his anger at Harper's Bazaar for saying he has a painting of himself as an angel mounted on his dining room ceiling. First of all, TACKY! Second of all, Liberace called and he wants his dining room back. Third of all, TACKY! Wait, I already said that.

Anyway, here's what Angry West blogged:

To put it short as Kanyely possible(don't mean to speak in third person).... Harper's Bazaar came to my home, took pics, asked a lot of questions and then assumed the painting in my dining room was of me as an angel. This isn't true and it bothered me greatly because people think I'm so so so cocky that I would have something like that. I'm sure it was an inside joke to everyone from the magazine in my home that day. People would come over my house after that and say, " I heard about this pic of you as an angel!" I would have appreciated if Harper's Bazaar would have put in some type of blurb to clear it up. I wanted people to see my home because I spent 2 years gutting it and was proud. I'm just a regular guy with cool stuff in his crib but instead I was made out to be Ben Stiller's character in the movie 'Dodgeball' with the huge pic of him wrestling a bull in his office. Why didn't they write that my house had no pics of me, no plaques or awards, just art.

I guess it's bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than life and the other half trying to just live a real life again.

Harper's ran this shit almost a year ago! Something tells me that Kanye was in one his moods and wanted to get ANGRY on a bitch, so he had his minions dig up something he could whine about. Kanye also managed to rant without CAPS! I'm so proud. And if that tacky shit is hanging in his dining room, imagine what the rest of his home looks like? GAUDY GAY MESS!

That being said, I think I'm in love with him.

Thanks Mr. President

Posted by: Michael K


cadysmith75's picture

Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...

the article may have appeared last year,but it was just last week a very nice young man was invited for a private dinner. kanye had just returned from slipping into something more comfortable... his favorite silk pjs. the ones with the gold tassles. but when he reentered the room did the young man compliment the pjs? no. he looked across the rose petal and chcolate covered strwberry strewn table and asked about that article!

st_james's picture

He is such a douche. Just his own ego turns me off his music. Great way to make fans ass!

angel_i's picture

He should be embarrassed as shit to have that thing on his dining room ceiling, whether it's him or not. It looks like it belongs in a Nursery School. Why try to make yourself larger than life, Kanye? Why not make some music instead?
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xultar's picture

Someone needs to help that boi. He's crazy as fuck.

zomay's picture

This is what happends when you are an only child and your mother keeps telling you that she was a virgin at the time of your birth.

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stake_spike's picture

WTF was the rant for? He didn't deny that it wasn't a picture of him as an angel. All he did was say well at least I don't have pictures and awards? Like that makes up for not being a douche, "All I have is a picture of me as an angel, see I'm not cocky". He really needs to stop blogging.

big balls's picture

can't keep the ghetto outta that nikka

TheBreakdown's picture

This is one whiny bitch.

Someone stick a cock in his mouth!

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DebFrmHell's picture

The angel reminds me more of Fat Albert on roids...just needs to paint on those glasses that KWest is wearing in picture only red.

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madam s.'s picture

That mural is hideous. That seems to be more of a problem than the fact that it might be a portrait of Kanye.

tonicbitch's picture

"Kanyely"? Somebody is overcompensating for something.

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

Kanye West is a fuckin asshole. No matter how you shape it, slice it, cut it or twist it this guy is fuckin douche bag. He gives Americans a bad name, why the hell is he even relevant his 'music' is fuckin offensive. The worst shit I ever heard, I cant believe people buy it.

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NovaNightly's picture

That dining room mural isnt new. I saw pictures of it atleast a year ago(maybe longer)...and they said at the time that Kanye had the angel modeled after himself. That was when i decided i hated him. He's a fucking lying prick with a big mouth and ego to match. end of story.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Not a fan of Kanye or his music.His politics suck too...But that is NOT a painting of him with wings.I might add that NORMAN BARNES is an A-LIST artist.There...I finally found something good to say about the shrimp:He knows good art & artists.

Eddie's picture

Don't shoot him cause he's flying. lol

RJII's picture

he's going britney bat shit crazy. this is just the beginning.

Mr. President's picture

A legend in his own mind.

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parissucksliterally's picture

he is so ANNOYING!
shut up Kanye!

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That immitation of the Sistene chapel, is not in the category of "cool stuff" in the crib, nor "art".
Is his crib in Vegas?

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SSMMMEEEEGGGMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kanye's got lots.

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parkrangerpete's picture

It totally was him. He's a liar.

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Paquita's picture

Got them pliers and other useful tools to shut this girly man. And you are not violent you are just...driven.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 7, 2008 - 9:22am.

Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 10:19am.

you got pliers?.. i'm gonna take his teeth for a necklace.... geezus, i'm violent today... i knew i should've watched Sesame Street!
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This guy is a talentless waste of space and I get
bemused to see why he gets any publicity. The morons who buy his and other so called hip hop/rap
performers need to get some music appreciation classes.
This stuff is for uneducated empty minded no hopers who think that ability to chant gibberish equates to talent.
If we ignored these talentless bastards maybe they would go away and be replaced by genuine performers.

chefcammi's picture

i like some of his music but it ends there. When it comes to musicians, I dont really follow them past dlisted.. in fact I dont follow ANY celeb past dlisted.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 10:30am.

Mmmmm....smegma *drools*
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Nevermind... I just urban dictionaried it. I didn't know it had a WORD. I've been saying smegma all weekend long because I couldn't get it out of my head but had no clue what it meant?

How are you my little editor?

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Steffe's picture

He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

JuneStar's picture

a lot of the truly taltented famous people are genuinely nice. celebrities? what is a celebrity these days? and they don't really need anything from me, most of the ones I've met have always been really cool with me.

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LCT -- smegma is a genital excretion.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Was this posted from his MacBook Air?
Was he stomping his Nike's on the ground?

I'm sure Ben Stiller, star of Dodgeball, is a proud, proud thespian.

His so called "Ceiling Art" is a mural of HIMSELF.
He didn't even credit the artist, instead, just HIMSELF.
Gee Kangay, I wonder why everyone thinks you're an egotistical, cocky, whiny, pussy bitch.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 9:25am.
Off-Topic: Can someone please explain to me whatr 'smegma' is?

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Mmmmm....smegma *drools*

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Why hasn't he been put down yet?

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

So he's only now decided to moan about something that happened a year ago?

dumb cunt.

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Hekki's picture

He looks like P. Diddy.

And I guarantee you that 95% of famous people are class A assholes 95% of the time. If a famous person is being nice to you, it's because they want something from you.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Ok, so Kanye has NO PROBLEM posing as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stone, yet gets offended if someone says he has a picture of himself in his own dining room? He claims he's the best artist in the history of music and says no one will ever compare to him and gets upset when someone even slightly accuses him of having an ego? It's too early in the week for his shit.

Off-Topic: Can someone please explain to me whatr 'smegma' is?

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Hey, its six thirty..., LOVE the avatar and quote. I've been a Smumpkins fan for years! I got to meet them in Austin many years ago...but it was after D'Arcy left, and Melissa Auf Whatever took her place. James Iha was very polite and sweet as was Billy. Jimmy was a prick, and Melissa Auf whatever was actually very nice...she even answered a couple of questions I had about her time in Hole!

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Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 10:19am.

you got pliers?.. i'm gonna take his teeth for a necklace.... geezus, i'm violent today... i knew i should've watched Sesame Street!

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sexy's picture

WOW this is all that they can say about Kanye, wow.. he's such a bad ass! give it up already he's clean in everything he does, he has wicked style and he isn't drunk or drugged up like wino when he performs.

but ... you spend half your life trying to become larger than life .... Kanye you aren't larger than moi, don't put yourself on a throne because you have money and made some good music...don't be rude like that.

Paquita's picture

Seriously ESE, he comes off as the kind of person you just dislike as soon as you lay eyes on him. And you just wanna hate him...and yes go for the knees... May I suggest the fingers next? So he can't type about it after we are done with him.

Good to make business with Dlisted friends.

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Pernicious's picture

See people, this is what happens when you continuously tell your children that they are better than everyone else in the world.

Maybe he should seek some anger management to resolve some of the appearently many issues that he has. He was using his indoor voice today.

ChiliGurl's picture

Fuck...even Liberace wouldn't want something THIS tacky, and that dead queen invented tacky!

I'd like to see Tony Soprano get ahold of Kanye's ass!

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

MK next time you post pictures of kanye can you post some of him in the light! All I see are glasses and a shirt. He should never go out at night without some good reflectors.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

wtf is wrong with this douche? hasnt he recieved the memo all of us already have? NO ONE CARES BITCH!

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Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 10:11am.

*sigh*.. alright... but i'm doin' the knees next!.. you better gag him!

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christine the hoff's picture

shut up already.
here's fifty cents call someone who gives a shit.
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reinvention's picture

i think princess kanye must be menopausal. no way this can be just his regular pms.

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Dr. Dick's picture

Would someone PLEASE slap the doucheness out of this guy?

Paquita's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 7, 2008 - 9:03am.

Submitted by Paquita on July 7, 2008 - 10:01am.
I feel the need to go and slap him so he have something to complain about.

can i shoot him afterwards, so he'll shut up about it?
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Shoot him in the arm...so I can slap him some more.

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Helena's picture

Shut up and sing.
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