Vomit Inducer Of The Morning
Why oh why did I read this News of the World interview with Mini-Me's sexy times tape co-star?! Especially on a Monday morning.
You know, I'm all for midget sex! Throwing Mini-Me up in the air to see if he lands in your no-no hole sounds like it could be fun. I just don't want to know all the little details! Actually, I do, but I'm a glutton for punishment. Here's just some of the things Ranae Shrider had to say about sexy times with Mini-Me:
on sexual positions:"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"
These are some non-creative bitches! They could've gotten a baby trapeze for Mini-Me to swing on. That way he could hit it from the back.
on Mini-Me's mini-me:
"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."
Um....couldn't he just put the condom over his entire body? FUCK! This bitch is so stupid! Oh and she's totally going to have Mini-Me babies now.
on Mini-Me's sexual appetite (cover your eyes):
"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
Do you think he has mini jizz loads too?
on almost drowning Mini-Me:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'
I hope that scene makes it into the sexy times tape. Pure comedy. Seriously though, she could have prevented this by using one of those toddler tubs.
You can read the rest of the interview here. Just make sure you read it on an empty stomach.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
DAE, every time I look at your avie all I see is his darty little lizard tongue in Harry Potter.
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and what a sexy tongue it is too! *fans self* That scene made the movie for me.
For all DT fans...David NAKED!!!!
http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/DT.jpg
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:42am
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Mornin' doll!! "Bitch, you admitted you almost drown'ded me like a rat, you didn't tell them you were chanting, 'my little living loofah!' the whole time!! THAT'S why you barely heard me scream!!"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I sent this story to you yesterday MK! Thanks for the acknowledgement!
Sheesh....a little credit?
lol
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
This bitch is beyond stupid. Does she think this will help further her career or something?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:42am.
I have never heard anything so pitiful and hilarious at the same time...
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Morning! :D Mini-Me suing ex girlfriend in 3... 2.... 1....
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Someone needs to kick her in the face.
What a goddamned mess!
Why the hell would she BOTHER? How embarrassing.
I feel so sorry for Mini-Me...as if it isn't bad enough he's trapped in a smaller body, but to be sexually humiliated publicly too? SHEESH.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
DAE, every time I look at your avie all I see is his darty little lizard tongue in Harry Potter.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I have never heard anything so pitiful and hilarious at the same time...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 7, 2008 - 3:18pm.
You're welcome! The worst Christmas ep IMO was the with Kylie Minogue. I can not stand Kylie at all. The Darleks will never die. They'll always find a way to come back.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
He can fit inside of her vadge.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Nah, I wasn't hot enough for him.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 7, 2008 - 10:38am.
There's something about Verne that just makes sex so incredibly unappealing. I watch Wee Man on celebrity circus and I wouldn't say no to his log in my fireplace.
...You WOULDN'T? lol
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Maybe I'm seriously having sexy time shortages but he's got a cute little face and a good personality. You never know, he might have a huge peen.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 10:33am.
There's something about Verne that just makes sex so incredibly unappealing. I watch Wee Man on celebrity circus and I wouldn't say no to his log in my fireplace.
...You WOULDN'T? lol
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
...oh and throw in some Knoxville and it'sa party!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
Wow, what a bitch... and ugly too.
i can see weeman as being a freak-a-leek
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
There's something about Verne that just makes sex so incredibly unappealing. I watch Wee Man on celebrity circus and I wouldn't say no to his log in my fireplace.
Oooh, that sounded bad. I'm not trying to slam little people... ahh, too early to try to dig myself out of THAT one.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 9:30am.
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No midget sex in the airport bathroom?? Bo-ring!
(Just kidding, doll...)
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
This is a true story, though mostly irrelevant to the midget sex tape:
One of the most confident people I've ever met was a little person. I was going through airport security at SFO with WAY too much stuff. Stuff like a jam-packed carryon, another bag with my computer monitor in it, ANOTHER bag with my two cats, and a little folding cart to carry it all with. It was such a mess. They had to hand check the bag with the monitor and by the time I was through, I was staggering along under the weight of three hastily repacked bags.
This guy grabbed my biggest and heaviest bag and wheeled it to the jetway for me. He was a little person in a nicely tailored business suit. Just one of those people who project an unsinkable confidence. He was really friendly and helpful. I was twice his height but *I* felt like the weaker one.
Just thought I'd share that random story.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
um.. is se being an asshole or something?
"I was so relieved it was over."
HEARTLESS BITCH!!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
Morning you hawt ssslluuuuttttttsss!
Did this story make anyone else's uterus shrivel to the size of a raisin?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
clearly, that's a woman who's deeply in love.
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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart
I did NOT need to read that shit this morning. I need a Xanax now.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Being the former girlfriend of a midget and then blabbing in high-def detail is not how I'd spend my 15 minutes of fame.
Fucking cruel. It's not like he surprised her with the news that he's a midget. You just know the whole time she was making mental notes to sell the story later.
Team Verne!
My gag-o-meter is going crazy!
OMG girl, thats it I'm ordering chinese food in an hour and spending the whole day watching doctor who. The christmas special did blow, I rented all the seasons of netflix, so they included extra stuff but wasnt that impressed with the concert thing for christmas they had. When will the darleks ever die??? seriously!...EXTERMINATE... cant wait, thanks again
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
This did not help my hangover at all.
She could shove his entire body in her vagina.
I may be the only one, but I feel sorry for Verne now. Imagine some ex-lover of yours telling a tabloid rag about the time you farted during sex or that your boobs aren't the same size or that you have a veiny peen or you have pendulous beef curtains. Something you really can't control.
That's not cool.
I think that I could have done without ever having known any of that. So if he almost drowns in the tub, how does he bathe usually? A shower would probably be the equivalent of Niagra Falls for him, so does he even bathe?
Stock B,
Kudos to Mom and Pop Stock Broker then!
Bunny,
I wouldn't feel too bad. Verne used his handicap to make money and get famous. If it wasn't for "Mini-Me" women wouldn't give this wee bitch the time of day.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 7, 2008 - 3:00pm.
All of the eps are on youtube, the finalle was up two hours after it aired! lol
If you miss Rose, you MUST watch this season. I don't want to give anything way but... this is Doctor Who...and ANYTHING is possible.
Cathrine was TERRIBLE on the Christmas ep, but as the season goes on, she does get better.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
God she is mean! Mean and more than just a little sick, I would say.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
Why, ole Paris Hilton could lower herself over his entire body just like Mr Slave did her on South Park.
http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/paris-hilton-insi...
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
what a way to start a Monday.
thanks MK.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
This chick sucks. Literally.
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Oh man...shudder.
That was horrible! I feel bad for him--I wouldn't want to be a laughingstock because of a deformity, but why doesn't he find a similar little person to be in a relationship with than some trashy, country bumpkin hanger on?
I bet he doesn't make a second sex tape.
The next time you post shit on this subject I'm suing your ass for harrasmsnt and mental distress.
You've been warned BEEOTCH.
Next will be his side of the story - that is wasn't a bubble bath he almost drowned in but her gaping vajayjay, and that he swears off spelunking from now on.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 7, 2008 - 8:59am.
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Exactly! Just another member of the Blowfish Brigade.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
THANKS, I will see if all the episodes are on youtube. I miss Rose, she was the best assistant, I almost cried when they were stuck in two different dimensions, then a I got a grip. I love Catherine Tate, BUT I wasnt that pleased with her on Doctor Who last season, she needs to do a whole series just on "nan". But oh well.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 9:52am.
I don't trust anyone whose eyes are on the sides of their head.
Bahaha, Tori Spelling looks good as a brunette, no?
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
Clarisse ~ my parents raised us to be gentlemen. So blame them.
BTW, is everyone sleeping in or just hungover today?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Poor shorty guy. I am sure he just wanted to get people talking about him and it got out of hand. But why would they punish us with all that info.
Thank God I haven't had breakfast....yikes
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 7, 2008 - 2:49pm.
DAE,
Hey I havent caught the new season of Dr Who, is it even out yet or have I just missed it? I havent seen it on BBC, is Catherine Tate in this season as well?
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It's just finished! Catherine was back as Donna Noble. *grumbles* I don't like Donna, but Cathrine did a good job - more so towards the end.
Link to first ep of season 4 'Partners in Crime'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyCGO4XJjw
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥