Vomit Inducer Of The Morning
Why oh why did I read this News of the World interview with Mini-Me's sexy times tape co-star?! Especially on a Monday morning.
You know, I'm all for midget sex! Throwing Mini-Me up in the air to see if he lands in your no-no hole sounds like it could be fun. I just don't want to know all the little details! Actually, I do, but I'm a glutton for punishment. Here's just some of the things Ranae Shrider had to say about sexy times with Mini-Me:
on sexual positions:"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"
These are some non-creative bitches! They could've gotten a baby trapeze for Mini-Me to swing on. That way he could hit it from the back.
on Mini-Me's mini-me:
"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."
Um....couldn't he just put the condom over his entire body? FUCK! This bitch is so stupid! Oh and she's totally going to have Mini-Me babies now.
on Mini-Me's sexual appetite (cover your eyes):
"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
Do you think he has mini jizz loads too?
on almost drowning Mini-Me:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'
I hope that scene makes it into the sexy times tape. Pure comedy. Seriously though, she could have prevented this by using one of those toddler tubs.
You can read the rest of the interview here. Just make sure you read it on an empty stomach.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Why isn't The Dwarf Foundation up in arms?? He's not one of them! He's actually a Mutant posing as a Dwarf! No, really! Nothing on him appears JUST small but also mutated from some fucked up genetic mutation that happen to his gene pool during some war times, maybe around when The Nazis were doing Eugenics or something, so he should NOT be breeding or acting like he is having sex with fertile females. not good!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
i had a nightmare about this recently and i blame dlisted.
I think the details were lend authenticity and hype the sex tape. I imagine verne expected a nicer story from renae.
It must be difficult for someone of verne's size to be treated as an adult.
surely she exaggerated the bubble bath story. all he would have to do is grab onto her or the side of the tub.
This bitch again? Who gives a great midget fuck---
Oh, SORRY!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 10:20pm.
DAE,
"I can't not love the Americans."
=(
I hope that was a typo, cuz even prudish Americans need love too!
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Yes it was. I love you Americans!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I couldn't even imagine trying to get off with a little person. I wonder if she could even feel it.
DAE,
"I can't not love the Americans."
=(
I hope that was a typo, cuz even prudish Americans need love too!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Can only have sex in the missionary position? BORING!
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A little guilt goes a long way
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 7, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I know. *sigh*
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 3:59pm.
It's not just our actors. A lot of Brits are so over clothes! lol. I know us Brits can be prude, you Americans can be really prude.
I can't not love the Americans. Cool people.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I know. I wished they'd kept the scene in the film as it is in the book. Not a big part by any means but it was a damn longer than that.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I don't find this funny at all...just sad.
Oh god, I'm laughing my ass off. Oh god, I'm completely disgusted.
Perfection in the flesh!
She had sex with this Smurf without a condom because they were all too small?
This dumb bitch!
It's called Saran Wrap and a rubber band!
www.myspace.com/triston
Okay you know he's tiny, so why would any woman want to have sex with him? Ew, it's almost pedophilic (word?) in a way. Trying to have sex with something so tiny, GROSS! Reminds me of "The Ten" when Wynona Rider is having sex with the dummy. Ugghhh....
"Sadly I almost killed him". Dont you just HATE when that happens?
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"Her raunchy tell-all behavior is even grosser than the sex visuals"
Vile and calculating, yes
"Grosser than" not too sure.
He was in a celebrity reality *locked in a house* premise show and his personality was pretty vile too.
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 9:35am.
No class.
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What, you were expecting her to be maybe a paragon of class and integrity? What some people won't do for their 15 minutes of fame.
Blech.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
What a nasty bitch to talk to the media about his private information. No class. Her raunchy tell-all behavior is even grosser than the sex visuals. (And that's already pretty damn gross).
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 7, 2008 - 12:30pm.
true.
*foulness*
www.myspace.com/triston
This boney, lizardy, high pitched voice... *shudder* crawling between your legs like the thing Craig T. Nelson puked up in Poltergeist... (Tequila worm) Urgh. Vomitted in my mouth. Hope her career is white hot after sexay times with the Vienna Sausage. urgh... again...
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 12:21pm
NO! I will NOT pick you up a "Hotdog On A Stick"!!
You're sick to even think of it!!
ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Kizzy/Stock,
Alright you two! It's lunch-time!
*vomitburp*
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 7, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Believe me, I'd much rather retain the image of the 'little living loofah' than that last bit...
(geeze, I just gross myself out!)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
thats really sad...
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 12:00pm
BAAARRRRFFFFFF!
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 12:00pm
From her description, obviously not for him!! Poor guy's lucky she didn't forget what she was doing, and start chewing, thinking it was a cocktail weenie.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy ~ balls and peen is a mighty mouthful, but this opportunistic hag looks like she can handle it.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
I just can't believe that there was really someone who would f him to "jump start" a "modeling" career. I can't imagine anything worse. Truly nightmarish...
He was married before too, right? Another skeez.
Reading this is wayyy beyond fucked up. Is the whole article on par or did MK post the highlights that I absolutely needed to know?
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 11:44am.
I gotta ask:
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Wouldn't she kind of have to? Just so she could tell it was "all in"?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I gotta ask:
do you think when she blows him, she takes it ALL in her mouth? Beanie Weenie & all?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
OK, this is hilarious shit, but to kiss and tell on anyone is uber-tacky -- especially it that person is handicapped.
Renae would try to make it romantic, she'd put on Mayer's "Wonderland" and let him go at it!!
(geeze, I crack myself up!)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by City Barbie on July 7, 2008 - 11:09am.
OMG!! LMFAO!!! I'm laughing and getting ready to hurl at the same time! Those are the worst visuals that have popped into my head in a long, long time. BTW, finger cots would work just fine as condoms for the mini wee. Jeez, I'm ruined.
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My reaction exactly.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by City Barbie on July 7, 2008 - 11:09am.
Poor lil' guy, he considered it makin' love, she considered it a kegel workout.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 11:08am.
Gives new meaning to "get a leg up" dunnit?
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Ew.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
OMG!! LMFAO!!! I'm laughing and getting ready to hurl at the same time! Those are the worst visuals that have popped into my head in a long, long time. BTW, finger cots would work just fine as condoms for the mini wee. Jeez, I'm ruined.
pardon my doublepost
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 11:02am
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Gives new meaning to "get a leg up" dunnit?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 10:30am.
I know someone like that. He's the manager of the grocery store where my uncle works. Confident and dignified. I'd totally go after him if I wasn't taken.
RE Ranae, she chose to have a relationship with Verne. He's icky but he would be icky no matter what his size. He's just an icky guy. To date someone like that and then publicly humiliate him is just bitchy and classless. She's a desperate whore.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 11:02am.
If he can only kiss her tummy, he probably isn't making it to the tits. I'm sure he's reaching, not sure he actually makes it.
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If she uses him as a loofah he might be able to. Ugh, could you imagine his little crinkled hand trying to get at your tits while attempting to stick his gherkin in you? BLARGH.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:51am
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If he can only kiss her tummy, he probably isn't making it to the tits. I'm sure he's reaching, not sure he actually makes it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 7, 2008 - 7:58am.
Saran Wrap and a baby hair rubber band. That should do it...
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 7, 2008 - 10:51am.
and what a sexy tongue it is too! *fans self* That scene made the movie for me.
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Hahaha I'll admit, I did a double take. He got shafted though.. hardly in it at all.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:51am.
Mornin' doll!! "Bitch, you admitted you almost drown'ded me like a rat, you didn't tell them you were chanting, 'my little living loofah!' the whole time!! THAT'S why you barely heard me scream!!"
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Hahaha Living Loofah. Hahhahahaa. Ew. He's probably grab tits the entire time. It'd be like breastfeeding. During sexy times. *shudder*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
DAE,
You know, i love the fact that British actors are so "and?" about nakedness and American actors are so up-tight. You can find nekkid pics of alot of British actors...EVEN Eddie Izzard (i kid you not)!
Ah...i loves da Brit's!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
I can't believe they don't make condoms small enough for micro-dick.
I finally realized that she kinda looks like the healthy version of the late Karen Carpenter (sorry if it was said before)
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Team Verne here as well! That was just awful and vindictive. What a heifer! I didn't even pay attention to the details because I found myself feeling terribly sorry for Verne....and I'm NOT a softy!
DAE,
NICE! ... but to bad he isnt more "excited", one can dream.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "