Monday, July 7th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Shelley Duvall (59)
D. Woods (25)
Michelle Kwan (28)
Troy Garity (35)
Cree Summer (39)
Jorja Fox (40)
Jim Gaffigan (42)
Mo Collins (33)
Vonda Shepard (45)
Jessica Hahn (49)
Bill Campbell (49)
Ringo Starr (68)
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Happy Birthday to everyone especially Cree Summer.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Today is my birthday too. Left off the list is Camilla Parker-Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall and adultress (as is Jessica Hawn).
It's a great slutty day....everyone indulge in sluttiness.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 7, 2008 - 12:09pm.
angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
Jim Gaffigan is extremely boring to look at but quite funny:) Happy Birthday!
- HOT POCKETS!
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Haha! Well, there's a nice surprise! I thought, fersure, I'd be alone.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
YES! Shelley Duvall (59)!
man this woman can scream her head off!
she should have gotten an a academy award for the freakin shining!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
Jim Gaffigan is extremely boring to look at but quite funny:) Happy Birthday!
- HOT POCKETS!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Happy birthday to Cree Summer & Michelle Kwan.
~SAS
DWoods has to be 26 or 27 by now (not that much of a difference...but it's the principal lol). We went to NYU together (back when she was a "Muslim" and wore scarves to cover herself). She's at least a year older than I am.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 7, 2008 - 10:40am.
Yes, "Your Mom Ate the Taco", 'twas I who posted the essay link, and it is the one you used in college:
http://www.drummerman.net/shining/essays.html
P. S. Loved Pet Sematary!!
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Sorry, Spoiled. Didn't mean to discredit you! That really was an interesting article. I had no idea until I read it that Kubrick was basing the film's theme upon that subject. I agree that it may have been irrelevant to SK's overall theme in the novel, but it did tie into King's declaration that the Overlook Hotel is evil. However, the origin of evil King was referring to was the general criminal type--murderers, drug dealers/users, mobsters, rapists, etc. whereas Kubrick's idea for the hotel's origin of evil came from the hardship of Native Americans inflicted upon them by the white man. I believe that Kubrick could've included a few key scenes from the book into the film, but overall I find his version a million times better than the made-for-TV version which was dull and cheesy. I think the only things I agreed with in that version was the hedge animal scene and the fact that Rebecca DeMornay played Wendy this time around (she was a closer match to the character in the book).
Good grief, I wrote a novella. Oh, well. I could write about this film all day if no one stopped me.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Jim Gaffigan is extremely boring to look at but quite funny:) Happy Birthday!
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Ringo Starr, Happy BDay crazy little man!
First concert I ever saw was the Beatles in Houston 1965!
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Yes, "Your Mom Ate the Taco", 'twas I who posted the essay link, and it is the one you used in college:
http://www.drummerman.net/shining/essays.html
P. S. Loved Pet Sematary!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 10:29am.
Jessica Hahn fucked that creepy televangelist Jim Bakker.
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O yeah! That skank - what kinda raped girl poses for Playboy right after? OMG and I can't imagine any raped girl wanting to talk to Howard Stern, ever. Yeesh.
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Lean Like a Chola
Jessica Hahn fucked that creepy televangelist Jim Bakker.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
In honor of The Shining...
Behold...
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Yay! Bunnies! Well, that was MUCH easier to watch - I almost wish I'd done it that way the first time.
Wasn't Jessica Hahn someone very very bad?
Did she fuck a clergyman or something?
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Lean Like a Chola
Your Mom Ate the Taco said:"Justwondering--that essay you gave us the link for...is that the one that explains how Kubrick centered the theme of the film around the plight of the Native Americans?"
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I can't take credit for the link, Spoiler posted it. It just took the movie to another level for me. I need to watch it again and pick up on all those "clues." If that was his intention, than it was done brilliantly. I especially like the part where the closing music and scene resembles our own dismisal. Perfect. What was the professors reaction to your thesis?
In honor of The Shining...
Behold...
The Shining in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
love mo collins but she has to be 43.
yep. july 7, 1965.
nyapples, right, two boys in old-fashioned shorts outfits standing in a big empty hallway.
I wonder who had the fun of typing all this shit up:
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:51pm.
There's some typos in it. I couldn't find a typo-free version. But it's still readable.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
We had to read The Lottery several times in school. I read the 'Castle' book because it was by the same author as The Lottery.
When we read The Lottery for Sophmore English class, we had a lottery. The 'winner' was stoned with paper wads by the rest of the class.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
HAPPY B-DAY to Shelley, Mo, Ringo, and happy to the rest!
gmornin to DList peoples!
"The Haunting of Hill House"- the first one was sceeeery.
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Migraineuse,
The Lottery! Nice!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Clarisse--I adore subtlety in horror. It makes the result all the more shocking.
Justwondering--that essay you gave us the link for...is that the one that explains how Kubrick centered the theme of the film around the plight of the Native Americans? I actually used that article in college to write a paper for my horror film theory class. I thought it was an interesting take even though it's probably one of the largest reason why SK didn't approve of the film.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Here's Shirley Jackson's most famous story, for anyone who's interested.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Cree Summer does tons of voices for cartoons....what boring birthday sluts!
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Loozer,
That's the one!
We Have Always Lived in the Castle is a great bit of a good old fashion scare.
YMAtT,
Shirley Jackson is fabulous! No rotting zombies... very subtle scary times!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
The Haunting of Hill House
We Have Always Lived in The Castle (warning, contains plot spoilers)
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Mo Collins is only 33??
Hmmmm, interesting.. very, very, very interesting.. my innards are resting.
Lol. Mo Collins. Mad TV sucks.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I couldn't finish reading Pet Sematary. Any book where a cat dies - hell to the NO! Kill all the humans you want, but leave the kitties alone!
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I hate it when animals die in books and film, too...but I love the supernatural and cemeteries and the dead coming back to life, so the cat dying was kind of over-ridden by all those other elements. You should've finished reading it--it gets really good and scary towards the end.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Nobody did horror like Shirley Jackson.
My favorite book by her is "We Have Always Lived In The Castle".
Is that the one with the sisters, Connie and Merry Cat? It has been close to 30 years since I read that book, but I remember loving it.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 9:30am.
YMAtT,
Stephen King never scared me...Except for IT. (but that's a clown thing!)
Did you ever read "The Haunting of Hill House" by Shirley Jackson?
There is a scene in the book that always scares the bejesus out of me...it's very subtle, very low-key, but MAN!!!
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I've never read that Shirley Jackson book, but I'm intrigued now since you said that.
I have serious clown issues, too. I can never look at Tim Curry the same way, again. I did read IT, though. Good book.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
lol yeah I saw that commercial the other day, except its 2 boys. Out of all the supernatural and far fetched things about the shinning, the most unrealistic one would be Jack banging Shelley, and Shelly being able to have such a beautiful child, cause that bitch is U G L Y. Shelley was also an idiot to say she was "jealous" at the time of Jack Nicholson, and there is a part where Stanley Kubrick has to tell her to stop "acting" a certain way because shes over doing it and it looks stupid in the dvd commentary.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Many people are discussing it at wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
ImpertinentVixen--True, Shelley Duvall was kind of a bad choice physically, but I think her performance was great. And I saw that phone commercial the other day and immediately thought of The Shining. Awesome.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Nobody did horror like Shirley Jackson.
My favorite book by her is "We Have Always Lived In The Castle".
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I couldn't finish reading Pet Sematary. Any book where a cat dies - hell to the NO! Kill all the humans you want, but leave the kitties alone!
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I think Mo Collins is 43.
Migraineuse,
THAT'S THE ONE!!! OMG!!! I dropped the book when i read that!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Jessica Hahn (49)
bwahahahahahahaha...Jessica fucking Hahn!
I forgot about this hwore.
Happy Birthday RINGO STARR!!!!
redrum, redrum, redrum.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I know you weren't talking to me, but I love Shirley Jackson! I know that book well. Which scene was it? The scariest one for me is when Eleanor realizes she doesn't know whose hand she was holding.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
YMAtT,
Stephen King never scared me...Except for IT. (but that's a clown thing!)
Did you ever read "The Haunting of Hill House" by Shirley Jackson?
There is a scene in the book that always scares the bejesus out of me...it's very subtle, very low-key, but MAN!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Spoiled said: "Fans of hidden meanings will like this essay about Kubrick's "Shining":
http://www.drummerman.net/shining/essays.htm
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Great link! That was fascinating, now I need to go watch that movie again. Happy Birthday to all!
Shelley Duvall was the WORST thing about The Shining. She was so unintentionally comedic, it affected the film negatively. Plus, I could not believe Jack Nicholson would bang her. She's like a floppy scarecrow.
Anybody see the new ads for a cell phone company, maybe Verizon, that features creepy twins a la The Shining? They are warning about bad cell phone service. Classic!
Happy BD to Ringo Starr, oh, my, my!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
That picture of Shelley Duvall is making me laugh like a mother fucker!!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Happy Birthday Ringo!
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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
-Jill Scott
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 9:13am.
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Yeah, it's not the kids fault since he was born that way...we can go ahead and blame it on the casting dept., or even SK himself, since he was more hands-on in this film and probably had a hand in choosing the cast because he was extremely disappointed with Kubrick's choice of Shelley Duvall for the original film.
The book scared the crap outta me, too...but not nearly as much as Pet Sematary.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I would also like to take this opportunity to snark about Michelle Kwan, because she gets on my nerves something fierce:
Bitch, you're not ever going to win the gold, so give it the fuck up! Retire your ass from the national championship and give somebody ELSE a fucking chance! Yeah, all your jumps are perfect, but who the hell cares, since you have the artistic expressiveness of a robot. Sasha Cohen can skate circles around your wooden ass even if she falls all the time. The way the judges suck up to you and give you better scores than you deserve is revolting. Don't even get me started on the fawning commentators (why the hell do they have to talk through every performance? Annoying skanks!)
Just give it up, Michelle Kwan. A gold medal is not in your future. Ever! You're like Charlie Brown trying to kick the damn football. The Lucy of Fate will always snatch it away from you. Give it up, you embarrassing ho. That'll teach you to write your damn autobiography at the age of 13 and give it a title like "Heart of a Champion". Arrogant skank! You'll never win the gold, neener neener neener!!
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That felt good. Thanks for letting me vent.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Oops, you're right. I do hate that ho. Though I kinda feel guilty about it because the poor kid was born like that. But I hate that face! Hate it!
Didn't care for either film/tv version of The Shining. The book scared the crap out of me though. I was like 11 or something when it came out.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
REDRUM! REDRUUUUUM!