Sunday, July 6th 2008

Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This

The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!

Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.

Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.

Posted by: Michael K


ChubbyWubby's picture

Between this story of crazy crackhive Amy and the one below on dreamboat Petey, I think I just OD'ed...

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Leatherette's picture

Alterna-Britney is just copying redneck Britney's cooch moves. But with hair...crabby out-of-control pubes, oooooo how alternative. Now everybody go get your edgie shit from Hot Topics and download her last heavily protooled "white soul" before she croaks. E-bay is waiting.

anorexicfatty's picture

hehehhe madams....I know!
I'll never understand why people tattoo lover's names on themselves....BIG mistake. I have one tattoo that I go back and forth on whether I love it or hate it, and it is not of anyone!

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madam s.'s picture

Sheeps,

Romantic, isn't it?

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 1:11pm.

It just means that her heart, at least, still belongs to Blake.

Jadedkitten's picture

just when i thought crackpunzel couldn't gross me out more she goes and proves me wrong how long till she flashes her nasty fish taco to the world

* rotten_ egg i don't know what your talking about angelina jolie is so fucking beautiful

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madam s.'s picture

Does it not count as cheating if she wears the "I HEART Blake" pin while she's shagging someone else?

madam s.'s picture

For all of the many, many issues I have here the sandals on that dude are what have me most tightly curled in the fetal position. If I woke up and those were parked next to my bed I would be STRAIGHT off to AA and never again to let alcohol pass my lips.

Deb's picture

Amy is out-grossing herself daily. Is that 2 packs of smokes in her back pockets?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

rotten_egg's picture

She has a trully gross and disgusting body. Even uglier than Angelina Jolie's and Hohan's... and I think those two have horrendous flat and square hips. Someone tell her she doesn't have the right body to rock those extremely low-rise capris she has been waring for a while. They make her already gross hips look huge from her waist down to her pelvic area and her lower hips and legs extremely narrow. Ugh!

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EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on July 6, 2008 - 3:02pm.

Check out how dirrrrty his feet are, look at his heels! Has he never heard of a pumice stone?
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I would have never noticed that, but now that you mention it that is fucking gross! These two need to be bleached.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

And where the fuck did wino get those pants? Children's department? They clearly do not fit her bony ass.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

I love Amy, but she's got to get her shit together! At least the dude looks ok, compared to others she's been seen with including Blake.

I love how she's holding hands with the dude and still wearing the Blake pin in her hair.

awww poo... why did I look? I'm still hungover from the 4th. stupid me.*heads back to the bathroom*

boomsy's picture

The girl should be happy people still like her crazy ass instead of assaulting them.

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anorexicfatty's picture

eeeuuuww.
Amy, I can't get over how sickening you have become.

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Lizzle Lee's picture

omg that is so fucking NAST!! sickkkk, seriously?? you are going to A) have a bush and B) let the whole world know you have a bush??

GRROSSSS.

say no to drugs kids!!!

NYAPPLES's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on July 6, 2008 - 3:51pm.
glad u liked it

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

EvilShoe's picture

Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Why, why, why do I do what MK says? That Woo Haa! My eyes! Make it stop!

Someone get the weedwhacker STAT!

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parkrangerpete's picture

ew shes got a happy bush

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dead-actress's picture

Holy Shit! Her snatchal area needs some major mowing & waxing! Considering her drunken & drugged state, she wouldn't feel a thing.
I doubt a salon would touch her without a hazmat suit and triple gloved.

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Sandbitch's picture

@NYAPPLES

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

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ROFLMTO

Fucking_Classy's picture

COVER THAT SHIT!!

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Mawy's picture

She's putrid. I gotta give her credit on one thing, though- most of the scabs on her dirty face are gone.
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Aerialgreen's picture

Anybody PLEASE throw her into a pool filled with Purell. Keep her inside of it for at least an hour or so.

boomsy's picture

LOL; are those matchboxes in her pockets that say 'Smoking Kills'? Talk about irony...

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boomsy's picture

How out of it do you have to be to not feel the breeze on your crotch? She needs to invest in some none low rise pants if she can't tell when they're up or down.

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radio siren's picture

I guess there's no shame for a crackie to be seen holding hands with a man not your husband, even when that man is wearing hideous-looking mandals.

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NYAPPLES's picture

The first thumbnail looks like a man's crotch. Fucking nasty. I give her props for being a good slut through and through, anyways blakes getting ass, or given ass, in jail so why not

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

LA's picture

Good lord, I did not want to see this crackwhore's pubes.

xxyxz's picture

Horny Thorney!

Long time no see. Have you talked to Snowy on MS?

She needs some bush whacking!

Yeah, a C-section? Doesn't that mean...?

Sandbitch's picture

What's with the pack of cards again?

Sandbitch's picture

Check out how dirrrrty his feet are, look at his heels! Has he never heard of a pumice stone?

Thornhill's picture

Crackbush city limits..

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She's so small and feeble her punches probably feel like a mosquito biting. She is getting stranger and stranger. Much stranger than our home grown Britney.

Green Is Good's picture

Bitch needs to wax her snatchal.

Lory's picture

Lj, I was wondering the same... That's either a c-section scar or her skin is so flabby that the folds of her skin look extremely marked.
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Is that a C-Section scar ?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She's truly disgusting.

Richard Strangdog's picture

Folks, we've only begun to see the crazy... it's only Sunday, ya'll.

I'm off to fan Sock Monkey, poor thing has the vapors from the nasty surprise.

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Lory's picture

OMFG! It is not the bush that skeers me... It's how fucking dirty and sweaty it looks!!! AGHHHH!!!
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Someone needs to go to Marilyn Dean's waxer and ask for the Telly Savalas!

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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on July 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Hola, Angel! Hope you had a terrif holiday....
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All I been doing is CLEANING! That's not true, but I am sure not going to be living in any kinda crack den any time soon....I still hope yours was more relaxing:)

She looks like she just dug herself up out of the ground. Spooky.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

*Gasp!* This is too much! *faints* *falls sprawled out & face down* *little sock monkey tail pointed straight up in shock* lol

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Paquita's picture

fucking gross

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Hola, Angel! Hope you had a terrif holiday....

Are you sure, it's just smoking that kills?

Sigh, doesn't this woman wash???? She's been wearing that funky shirt for days and she still has that tanning shit. On the closeup, look at her neck, it's scaly...like.

Lock down, my ass.

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angel_i's picture

Smoking Kills, my ass!

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