Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This
The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!
Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.
Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.
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Submitted by springlrm on July 7, 2008 - 10:32am.
Seriously do any of the report buttons work?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Springirm, do you have nothing better to do than post the same, idiotic thing over and over again? Get a real job.
Submitted by springlrm on July 7, 2008 - 10:16am.
NONE of u will go to that stupid fucking site ^%$$#$Sugar Daddy Love. c om &^%^???????? lolololol......
actually most of u like to discuss other ppl's gossip, so i believe u shud go....
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So not only are you a piece of shit spammer, you can fucking spell either. Maybe you ''shud'' go fuck yourself.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by springlrm on July 6, 2008 - 9:16pm.
don't you have other sites to litter?
OT: isn't she supposed to be grounded?
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
ok, that's it...everyone please take a moment to report SprinIrm and his stupid site....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
I was hoping to come back here and find that Amy and her crab grass has moved behind a new topic. Everytime I look at this story, my eyes are drawn to that nasty southern crack hive of hers. It has been good for my diet today, so maybe it has been a plus.
Submitted by springlrm on July 6, 2008 - 8:16pm.
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That's right, NONE of us! Go figure.
I have also reported you, by the by:)
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Submitted by springlrm on July 7, 2008 - 2:16am.
The reason no Dlister will visit that "site" is because none of us is that desprate.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
WOW No shit? Are you serious?
You are a genius! LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Did you just come out of your cave?
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Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 6, 2008 - 6:50pm.
There's a long list of famous OD's:
For the most part, their "circling the drain" was private. The internet didn't exist. There's a little bit too much enthusiasm, over unfortunate circumstances.
Hell, the Romans have nothing over us! This is just another version of "blood in the arena".
Wet spots and dirty feet, he's such a babe. Way to pick 'em, Winehouse!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Ok, I swear no more...I'm just so concerned he didn't get this one!
"You want to know what I dislike about this board? There are certain people here....certain people that turn their noses down at people all the time...
they believe they are much smarter then everyone else here. I think that is what I dislike about the board more then anything. People assuming they know more. Sitting at a computer on a britney thread all day always questioning people's intelligence. How intelligent is that?? If these people were so smart they would be in the senate making decisions, not on a thread about Britney telling people how they should run their lives."
I can understand her concern. He was suggesting these people could get jobs as traffic cones or doorstops. Those things ensure our safety, dude! Just mind your own business - I don't wanna get hurt, k?
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ONT: None of her body parts seems to match. She's a FrankenHo.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Has anyone noticed that Amy's hands don't match her body?
i'm trying not to look directly at her... i scare easy
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Has anyone noticed that Amy's hands don't match her body? Self- tanner right there- you have to wash your hands directly after applying....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
SpringIrm, I've reported you very friggin time, so KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. NONE of us is going to that stupid fucking site.
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 8:56pm.
i personally enjoyed his "Kind of like a soap dish has an intellect that rivals yours" comment, that was nice.. such a people person, that TV!LOL!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
O! But they took him down, din't they?
team valtrex just show what an idiot you really is!!!
Sorry - I can't help it, it's really funny. Thanks for showing me that ESE. I never knew TV was into self-flagellation. Kinky!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 8:54pm.
oh, he ain't hidin'! he goes by Team Valtrex
i think he started somewhere around 10:00 pm
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
hey ESE!
TV sent me a message on MS at 3:30 AM that he was bored and making new friends....lol
I had to choose one as a siggie...they are so fucking stupid over there!
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
O! Nevamind! I found him - that old charmer!
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@ESE
LOL! How can I tell who he is?
Did he say (LOL!): Britney is a kind of magnet...?
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Introspection. Now's a good time.
There's a long list of famous OD's:
JoplinMorrisonSidViciousBelushiLennyBruceCapoteJohnEntwistleJudyGarlandBrianEpsteinChrisFarleyElvisRiverPhoenixGramParsonsMarilynMonroeKeithMoonHeathLedgerBillieHoliday etc etc.
For the most part, their "circling the drain" was private. The internet didn't exist. There's a little bit too much enthusiasm, over unfortunate circumstances.
Hell, the Romans have nothing over us! This is just another version of "blood in the arena".
gross... wino bush is seriously a terrifying site. if she's not going to keep that nastiness under control, the least she can do is put those suspenders to good use and keep it in her pants.
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 8:44pm.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_in_bikinis_a_ret...
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
This woebegone chile needs to find a happy place. Stuffing your tears down with habits that are detrimental to you only serve to further your spiral into more pain and anguish. Take it easy on yourself, kiddo. You only have one life to live.
Chu gotta link, ESE?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 8:38pm.
i just spent the longest amount of time i have ever spent on x-17 just to read the thread where TV made so many new friends... hilarious!
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
HAHA, PSL. I wonder if Kabbalah water qualifies as a performance enhancing substance.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
well, Mr President, he's been "hypnotized" by Madonna....and she is Superwoman...of course he'll do well tonight...
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
It's official, A-Rod's wife will file for divorce next week. I was hoping this would hurt his play on the field, but it seems to be having the opposite effect. He just hit a solo homer against the Red Sox.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Frankly, it surprises the hell out of me that she wears undies...of course I knew they would be dirty, but I'm surprised she wears them at all.
And luckycharms, I think the gag reflex about Amy's bush is that it's crawling up and out of her pants for all the world to enjoy.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club Sugar Daddy Love.c om a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever! ...
I may be in the minority here, but why do so many people think everyone has to be shaved or waxed? It's a personal preference. As long as you keep it closely cropped and neatly trimed along the bikini lines, what's the big deal. Unless you have a lover who absolutely can't stand any pubic hair.
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 4:44pm.
At least she could have tossed him one end of the Soap on a Rope.
MK you cheap slut. Where the hell are you? You need to refresh. I am way over here in Holland and I need to go to bed, but i need a fix. Are you somewhere getting it in up untill the balls?
well we know she doesn't wax her bikini area
Even the dating site spammers don't want to have anything to do with this mess.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 6:42pm.
angel...remember this...all midget porn is good porn.
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Umm...I'll try...I guess...
and Sheeps...
Of course she didn't think of that! She's an undercover blonde, dontcha know?
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They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club Sugar Daddy Love.c om a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever! ...
angel...remember this...all midget porn is good porn.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
that's too small to be a c-section scar, I think it's an appendectomy scar.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 2:55pm.
I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water.
She's saying she had over 2' of water in the tub? Not bloody likely. Why didn't she pull the plug or throw him a duckie to hang onto?
Submitted by simoneenomis on July 6, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Good Lord. My eyes will never recover from seeing that first thumbnail.
Oh Wino, when will your crackie train stop?!
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No! No stoppie the crackie train!!!! It fills the void from the stalled Shitney Crazy Train...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey, PSL: Eeep! I'd hate to see the picture that goes with it. Or love - I can't even tell anymore.
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Good Lord. My eyes will never recover from seeing that first thumbnail.
Oh Wino, when will your crackie train stop?!
hi angel!
I sent it to MK, in case he is looking for a new post!
that story is too funny, and gross....
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Courtesy of PSL:
"He looked like a drowned rat."
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And I bet she wasn't kidding! LOL!
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Why can't she shave her bush? Weird, I hope that doesn't become too trendy. I'll still go down but its so much nicer on a shaved pussy. I love you Amy I really do. Take me in please...
Hahahahaha Triston!
Ahem, nice photo on your Myspace posing in the street!! :p
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Dick happens! - MK
This girl is such a damn mess, her only hope might be if she had a gayelle in her life (cough - SamRo) look what it did for Hohan.
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Dick happens! - MK
My eyes...they burn!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...