Sunday, July 6th 2008

Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This

The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!

Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.

Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.

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soul's picture

at least he's a live one. what's on his/her left hand?? blood?
maybe anger management of crack classes would help. :>
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 10:23pm.

make sure to tit, er.. tip your driver!

OT: nah, not yet

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 9:25pm.
@DAE: Here's a little blurb on the surgery:
In some countries, women will be seen several weeks after the procedure to follow up on any resulting physical effects and emotional issues.
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What? Like the issues involved with tryna pretend to be someone you aren't? Camon! How hard can it be?!?

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I came to check in on you crazy kids, and I have to say as much as I hate spammers, I'm slightly amused that "Sprnglrm" has now taken the time to engage us in conversation.

I have to admit something heartfelt to "Springlrm"... I will never assume that the online site where I come to chat about Amy Winehouse's unruly chocha is the same place where I will find my millionaire sexy longtime devoted husband. I just never thought this would be one-stop shopping in that way.

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@DAE: Here's a little blurb on the surgery:

Through a surgical procedure called hymenorraphy, health care providers recreate the hymen by piecing together its remnants. Surgery can also include inserting a gelatin capsule filled with a blood-like substance that will burst during intercourse, simulating bleeding. If there is not enough hymen left, or if the woman was born without one, part of the vaginal wall is used to recreate this thin tissue. The procedure, considered relatively simple, is performed on an outpatient basis. In some countries, women will be seen several weeks after the procedure to follow up on any resulting physical effects and emotional issues.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 10:22pm.

What??? Screw that. Wonder if Jenna Jameson has tried that? seems like the kind of thing she'd do

yep, from what i've read in the past.. she has

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 3:21am.

Bitch looks hot. She has bust, figure. *sigh* I don't think she'll ever look that again.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by boomsy on July 6, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 9:21pm

Don't think she looks chunky at all in that pic; that dress is just too small
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That's true - it's really all about that hideous dress.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 10:13pm.

I wasn't trying to talk sense into them (lost cause), I was just bored enough to try to make the Britards cry. I posted there for a year before I was here, sometimes trolling can be fun!

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I go to x17 to see how bad queen B looks. Fucking pathetic...

DAE...I know and it has been *##* years.

ESE,

actually had the coolest cab driver ever last night...he is all *get your party on girl* and i said *i will be dancing nekkid in my kitchen in half an hour* he says...go girl...i think i love this dude.

good times.

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Or this one - I'd totally forgot about it.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124727

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Submitted by angel_i on July 6, 2008 - 9:21pm

Don't think she looks chunky at all in that pic; that dress is just too small and she's got a huge jaw. In fact, I wouldn't mind looking like that...

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i'm sure blaaaaake is getting his fill of dirty cock in jail, so it's only fitting that wino would get some dirty cock on the outside...
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Submitted by boomsy on July 7, 2008 - 3:19am.

What??? Screw that. Wonder if Jenna Jameson has tried that? seems like the kind of thing she'd do

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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ESE, 4-4 top of the 8th.

On topic: Poor Wino. HAHA.

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@DAE:

This is always the pic I think of...altho she could actually stand to lose a few, at least she doesn't look at all unhealthy.

http://britmusicscene.com/amy-winehouse-gains-weight-on-junk-food-diet-o...

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Submitted by boomsy on July 7, 2008 - 3:16am.

I doubt it. I bet in her on head, she thinks she still looks that cute.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 10:17pm.

Sox win or lose?

OT: next time.... maybe

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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DAE: Totally off subject, but there IS a surgery now where they can surgically 'fix' your hymen. However, anyone who would want to suffer that pain more than once is crazy in my book.

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Once Amy was done playing cards, she let people play checkers on her top.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 3:15am.

I think Amy's always worn eyeliner, even in her 'Frank' days.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Even Hannibal Lecter wouldn't eat her liver, even if it was served with the finest fava beans and chianti money could buy.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by springlrm on July 6, 2008 - 6:44pm.
so sorry for bothering u, i am wondering running a site is a difficult job

Not nearly as difficult as writing in a foreign language.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 10:09pm

That's so sad; she looks ADORABLE in that pic... I wonder if it depresses her to see what she used to look like.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 10:12pm.
it's no use trying to reason with those asshats on X17.

I see Wino is showing her welcome mat again.

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Team Valtrex sucks donkey balls! SO fun!

ONT: Judging by that pic, DAE, it looks like the eyeliner was the beginning of the end.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.

Hey Staler and Waldorf, were you here the day your pal Sam the Eagle was HSOD?
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Yes I did! But whoever's doing his voice now is sooo bad. Can't compare at all to the glory days of Jim Henson and his gang.

Sam's a cool guy, but he's no Statler and Waldorf. I'd love to see them heckle the celebs from their balcony.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 10:12pm

i fear Blaaake too!LOL!

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 7:12pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 6, 2008 - 10:10pm.

I fear the creatures that can survive in such a hostile environment.

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Paris....she survives everything.....sigh...

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 3:09am.

I saw your posts on x17. Talk about banging your head against an extremly thick brick wall. I forgot how bad it was there. Anyway, 'twas very brave of you to try to talk sense to the Unfitaloons. Won't work, but brave none the less.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 6, 2008 - 10:10pm.

I fear the creatures that can survive in such a hostile environment.

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Mr. President's picture

She's not playing with a full deck. Literally, in this case.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Did they use Napalm on that bush? Dayum!

think they're gonna have to go nuclear

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

Team Valtrex's picture

Her pants keep trying to escape, that's why she's using the suspenders as a leash.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Not off tpic - Amy before crack fucked her up

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/amy_winehouse.jpg

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 10:03pm.

holdin' ya to your word

OT: i got nothin'.. not a damn thing!

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 2:58am.
DAE,

Thanks...Barf...what I meant was am I now technically a virgin again? New hymen????

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Your welcome.

Your heymen doest regrow, once it's gone, it's gone.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

EastEndGirl's picture

ESE,

You give me a O/T...i got nuthing...and I will dance in my kitchen nekkid.

Deal?

O/T...I love Amy much. Hah.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 9:58pm.

don't worry, the buzz'll kick in soon enough.. then all bets are off!
*edited*.. now where's my funnel

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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."

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Submitted by boomsy on July 7, 2008 - 2:46am.

That Unfitney song is soo bad. Her voice sounds even worse than normal.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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DAE,

Thanks...Barf...what I meant was am I now technically a virgin again? New hymen????

ESE,

You have been entirely on topic too often lately...i love you when you say *don't care* *got nothing* (but i like you any which way you come)!

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Team Valtrex's picture

Did they use Napalm on that bush? Dayum!

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Hey Staler and Waldorf, were you here the day your pal Sam the Eagle was HSOD?
hehee

SpringIrm: NO. You were too annoying with your spam. I will never make time visit your site.

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you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
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Submitted by springlrm on July 6, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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Running a site IS a difficult job. Why don't you make things easier for the owner of this site and purchase AdSpace? That way, YOU don't have to work so hard, either.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 2:45am.

Speak for yourself!!!!

j/k

But seriously...does that shit grow over...???

Inquiring minds and all that shit.

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Lol!

What shit??

I'd rather look at Amy's pubes than this

(nsfw)

http://www.showmeblog.com/home/WindowsLiveWriter/BritneySpearsBare_1349A...

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 6:45pm

You know, it's a shame that Britney Spears was the only professional singer in that group of videos yet she was the only one I had to stop. I was literally feeling nauseated listening to it.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 6:19pm.

Speak for yourself!!!!

j/k

But seriously...does that shit grow over...???

Inquiring minds and all that shit.

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so sorry for bothering u, i am wondering running a site is a difficult job, if u have enough time, just welcome to the site for a visit. and that is doing me a big favor.
thank u

Statler and Waldorf's picture

Since I live in an area that's environmentally irresponsible, might I suggest we hire some folks in Hazmat suits to take her and stuff her in one of those barrels reserved for toxins? Then they can bury her. Just not where houses are - I'd hate to see another Love Canal.

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noassatall!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.