Blaaake Isn't Going To Like This
The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!
Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.
Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.
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I don't inhale either - that is soooo funny !!! I thought I was the only one !!!!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 7, 2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 11:26am.
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Deb our temps have only just gone above 75 in the last few days. Way more temperate than where you are. I've been busy and not posting as much.
On topic: When I look at pictures of Wino, I unconsciously don't inhale. Wow but she must smell nasty.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:52am.
I want Amy to be the female Keith Richards: only giving up the coke when she's pushing 70, and falls out of a coconut tree on vacation.
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Haha! I have to admit - that was one of my FAVErtist Cracky Tales ever.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 11:47am
ROFL- Thank you, glad to know it's not just me!
I cannot wait for the newest edition(s) of "Cracky Tales." I want Amy to be the female Keith Richards: only giving up the coke when she's pushing 70, and falls out of a coconut tree on vacation.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 7, 2008 - 10:44am.
I wonder, am I the only one, as soon as they see an Amy post, hears Chris Rock, "C'mon, tell us some o' your Cracky Tales"?
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No, actually. You're not.
And sometimes after I read them he says: "Yes well, that IS a little crackish."
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Joe,
Addict here! I look at pics of Amy and I don't want to exhale...
aaaaaaaaaaaah, the 70's. you know you are getting older when you can make that statement and not be referring to the music.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
shmoe - yes, he is very understanding. He wanted to try and figure out WHY I was laughing so hard and having "so much fun".
I wonder, am I the only one, as soon as they see an Amy post, hears Chris Rock, "C'mon, tell us some o' your Cracky Tales"?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 11:26am.
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Deb our temps have only just gone above 75 in the last few days. Way more temperate than where you are. I've been busy and not posting as much.
On topic: When I look at pictures of Wino, I unconsciously don't inhale. Wow but she must smell nasty.
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 11:33am
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Oh my!!! Ladeees! Must I be here 24/7 to keep you two on-topic (heehee)
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
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Honey you must have one *nice* husband. I say go and reward him right now for being so understanding.
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
PSL - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deb, Schmoe - hey horz!
Want to laugh even harder????
The hub was sitting next to me while I was posting, trying, as hard as ever to understand why I was talking like that to you people.
He just doesn't get it.
M.E.....I'M the dirty whore? I couldn't get your face out from between my legs last night!
hahahahahhahahahha
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Hey PSL, you dirty little whore!
LOL.
M.E.,
You just got me to snot Diet Coke all over keyboard...laughing!
I thought you were the reincarnation of DListed Past ((winking furiously))!
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
HI M.E.!
heheheheeee
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
@JOE,
Where has your little canuck face been? I hardly see you here anymore...
I am sweating my ass off in San Antonio now and wishing to dog I lived up north. Be there in two days...lol.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
@Deb: Hi Deb *waving*
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 11:14am.
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M.E. you were hilarious!! I drank my coffee this morning and giggled.
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"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"~Norman Mailer
Submitted by M.E.,
M.E.
I never laughed so hard, please do not be embarrassed. You are a good egg.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
WOW. I need to stop posting at night.
*embarassed*
Is that the King from Lord of the Rings?
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by angel_i on July 7, 2008 - 8:46am.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 7, 2008 - 7:40am.
((Here - I'll make sure you still have a chance to chage it up again:))
Thanks! I just seem to change my mind alot.....
An internet mirror wouldn't help, I'd still manage to edit. That last one only took three times.
dayum... even her BUSH is ashy!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
Shave that bush!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 7, 2008 - 7:40am.
((Here - I'll make sure you still have a chance to chage it up again:))
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LOL! There needs to be some kind internet "mirror" you can practice in, yes?
I will call Bill Gates right now:)
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Submitted by kat on July 6, 2008 - 9:16pm.
WOW No shit? Are you serious?
You are a genius! LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Did you just come out of your cave?
I did! How could you tell?
to all those hyping up the c-section scars, i just want to say that those are the same scars that an ovarian cyst removal surgery leaves. just saying.
Ewwwwww, bitch needs to shave. Not sexy.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
ACK...ACK..so sorry about multiple posts....I love Amy Wino....just her music...SHE....is lucky she was inhabited by a black soul singer ....THATS MY LOVE for her ...........
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
Air drop medical evaluation and love this sight.
Amy has a C-sect. scar She's had a C-section or
an placentia previa in her life....this is not good. If she's had either of these...that would atest to her angst in her singing.....she would not be able to have babies.............thank God.............ack..ack..ack........BF
HER BED IS READY........................
amy is disgusting. she needs a good chocha waxer.
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
I Say Rehab...yes yes yes...well..not today is that ok???...tomorrow maybe....
btw, whate time is it, in the us? here´s it´s 2h49am
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omg, i couldn´t tell you how drunk i am, right now. those pics of amy did not help... at all...
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 7, 2008 - 1:11am.
parents don't ever drink, 'eh?... yeah, it's faked
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."
Hey, ESE, you might like the DVD "In America" by Jim Sheridan, about a beat Irish family that tries to make a new life in NYC. The most unrealistic thing about it is I don't think the parents ever drink.
Hey Celebrainy,
That's a great avatar! That was my avatar early on before I settled on Shirley Temple. Keep it forever!
I have Jenna's book! I liked it....lol
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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV
Submitted by Sheeps on July 7, 2008 - 1:05am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 9:58pm.
I am digging furiously thru library for the greatest description of a vagina ever written.
Try DH Lawrence, "John Thomas and Lady Jane." If that's not it, try Jenna Jameson's "Make Love Like a Porn Star."
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Or the lullabyes Billy Ray Cyrus sings to Miley.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 9:58pm.
I am digging furiously thru library for the greatest description of a vagina ever written.
Try DH Lawrence, "John Thomas and Lady Jane." If that's not it, try Jenna Jameson's "Make Love Like a Porn Star."
Submitted by KookyinOz on July 7, 2008 - 1:01am.
She has a c-section scar -ESCANDALO!!!
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That scar is leftover from her liver's daring escape.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She has a c-section scar -ESCANDALO!!!
ok, seeing TV's starting to tell baby seal jokes.. i don't know if this is old, but i just heard it:
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!"
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"Out on the sidewalk,
pigeons do the moonwalk
I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire."