Sunday, July 6th 2008

Bad Richie

Nicole Richie got bitchie (I know, I had to) early this morning outside of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. TMZ reports that Nicole and some other skeezer got into it at the valet stand around 1 this morning. Apparently, Nicole got so wild that security was called in to take her hood rat ass off hotel property. Awww...Nicole still has it! Sad Clown Baby hasn't changed her.

The pictures of Nicole in the green dress and rhinestone belt on her head were taken inside the Hard Rock Hotel last night. She partied with her man, the rest of Good Charlotte and Carey Hart.

Bless Nicole's midget heart for trying to get all rough and shit. That's like when a chihuahua starts yapping at your ass thinking it's tough shit. You just have to sigh and laugh a little on the inside. It's endearing!

Here's also some pictures of bad ass Nicole on the Fourth of July in Malibu with some dick bag in neon sunglasses.

Wenn, Wireimage



The head band pictures are so old. Not new at all.!!

cherry.blossoms's picture

what is up with these stupid headbands?
i am so sick of these ridiculous trends that make people look like total douches.

.xoxo
l.danielle

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Submitted by . on July 6, 2008 - 7:40pm.
dementa,

You mean group kindergarten therapy?

angel_i, her boobs look like they survived which leads me to believe she didn't breast-feed.
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Mmmmmmmmaybe she's still feeding. Actually, I though it looked like she had work done. ESCANDALO! But you're probably right, in the end.

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Haha! It's funny that the tag on this is "Brawls". I'm sure more than a few people will be grateful for the warning.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 1:53am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 1:36am.

Gee Radio,
It sure looked like she was telling those of us who like her and said it ((out loud)) should STFU. Could so many of us be wrong?

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Yes, you could. And you are. That comment was not directed at you personally or indeed at any Dlisters, just people in general.

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Enough said. I misread. You can get off your horse now.

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That doesn't make sense. You meant people who like her, and some d-listers do like her.

"But if you insist on taking it personally because you can't stand anyone criticizing a celebrity that you apparently like, that's your choice."
--You didn't just criticize a celebrity (which I'm sure no one cares), you were disrespectful to the people who comment here. No disrespect, as I usually like your comments, but that was rude.

■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker

Steffe's picture

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 6, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 1:36am.

Gee Radio,
It sure looked like she was telling those of us who like her and said it ((out loud)) should STFU. Could so many of us be wrong?

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Yes, you could. And you are. That comment was not directed at you personally or indeed at any Dlisters, just people in general.

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Enough said. I misread. You can get off your horse now.

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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

ocd can be good's picture

The guy in plaid is the same guy in the June 23 Olsen photos---check out the shirt and the bracelet. Anybody know what this guy does and why he's at their parties? And I thought nobody in Hollywood wore the same thing twice?

Justina's picture

Nice belly on the neon sunglasses douche. Sheesh.

That's probably her drug dealer.

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Here is the thing about Richie, in my humble opinion.... She, like so many women in Hollywood, is an addict. She was addicted to heroin for how long? Then she was anorexic. Now she is still (clearly) anorexic because her body is that of a 12 year old boy's and she is also addicted to the idea of being portrayed as a mother and a sweet, charitable human being.

But let's be real here. Richie is still a crazy, crackhead who is just looking for her next high. She lives her life for other people's aproval because she never had aproval from her parents. She is insecure and its sad. I wouldn't trade places with her in a second.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 7, 2008 - 1:36am.

Gee Radio,
It sure looked like she was telling those of us who like her and said it ((out loud)) should STFU. Could so many of us be wrong?

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Yes, you could. And you are. That comment was not directed at you personally or indeed at any Dlisters, just people in general.

But if you insist on taking it personally because you can't stand anyone criticizing a celebrity that you apparently like, that's your choice. I have to wonder what brings you to Dlisted, though, since this is clearly *not* a celebrity worship site.

Many of us have celebrities that we do like, despite our critical views of celebrities in general. But in those cases there's usually some justification for the liking. I don't see a whole lot of support for other celebrity drunk drivers/vapid useless twats, for example. If you want to worship Nicole Richie that's up to you, but whining because someone else doesn't support you unconditionally is absurd. Defending Nicole Richie is just a step above defending the likes of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears - once in a while someone will do it, but even they have the sense to know that theirs is not the majority opinion and that others will disagree strongly.

There is no point in whining at people who don't agree with you, or trying to go around recruiting other posters to start shit against that person. That is stupid high school shit. Suck it up, move on, and quit taking other people's opinions so personally.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

Aunt Bea's picture

I knew this rag wouldn't stay on the straight and narrow for long. When I had my baby, all I wanted to do was be with her. I feel bad for sad clown baby.

letinstar's picture

i liked it so much better when this talentless person was out of the spotlight...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

devilgirl's picture

She looks like she is in some high school production of Jesus Christ Superstar.

EatYourVeggies's picture

I still don't know why this bug-eyed chihuahua is famous.

springlrm's picture

hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ..

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dementa,

You mean group kindergarten therapy?

angel_i, her boobs look like they survived which leads me to believe she didn't breast-feed.

angel_i's picture

I can't stop looking at her boobies.

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Anyone else in favor of having a special daycare for Sad Clown Baby, SPF and his wittle brother? And if Parasite ever spawns, her genetically unfortunate offspring too.

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Nicole you're a MOM now. Grow the fuck up, at least a little. Sheesh!

And people who type STFU should STFU. OLD. OLD. Find a new tag-line. YOU SUCK.

FUCK! People, people, people. Oh hell. I don't care anymore. I tried caring and got flack for it so wtf. Go at each other's throats and make asses out of yourselves.

Vivian's picture

Yeah, but she was looking good though.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 3:50pm.

^^^^^^^^^^^
I agree with Tigerlilly; the poster is good people and definitely not a troll. And again, IMHO, there's a difference between making a general statement which we can't prove was made toward anyone personally, and making a VERY personalized statement against another poster's sexuality. I myself was attacked by that person the other day for daring to criticize Christie Brinkley's husband for downloading porn in his childrens' room. Instead of just stating his/her differing opinion, he/she told me I should be wearing a burka or some shit like that. Imagine telling me, a verified Dlisted slut of all sluts, something as ridiculous as that! I called this poster out because he/she is now showing a pattern of berating other posters. That's all, and I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else. I'm sure you know that I normally don't get involved in any type of drama around here.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Thanks Tiger.
I like it when people have differing opinion. I like a healthy verbal sparring too. I just think that, despite the length of time on website (I am not a rookie either), should not be a free pass for someone to tell me to stfu. I very rarely do that to others regardless of how widely we may differ in opinion.

Besides, when the sun comes up tomorrow it is just the internet.
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Zactly. I can't speak for her, but I think her purpose wasn't so much to offend posters as to express her opinion on this ho and people liking her. It could have been a more general statement than just us DListed sluts is all I'm sayin'...
And if she's tellin' me to STFU, bitch knows that ain't gonna happen...;-). I reckon it was a general statement.
Anywho, I know I may be wrong for not hating this celebutard ho, but I think this ho somehow skankmetized my tiger ass. I can hate on all the other ones, but on this ho? I draw a blank...Yeah, bitch skankmetized me into thinking she's all cute and shit...Wait! Fuck! Did I just say something nice about a celebutard???? It's the catnip that Sockie gave me talkin'! I swear!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

DebFrmHell's picture

Thanks Tiger.
I like it when people have differing opinion. I like a healthy verbal sparring too. I just think that, despite the length of time on website (I am not a rookie either), should not be a free pass for someone to tell me to stfu. I very rarely do that to others regardless of how widely we may differ in opinion.

Besides, when the sun comes up tomorrow it is just the internet.

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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

parissucksliterally's picture

zomay, I'm beside you...pulling on my Rollerblades and wrist guards right now!

Sheeps, I know plenty of Giorgio Moroder...he is responsible for Casablanca Records and Donna Summer, plus the "Flashdance" Soundtrack....but that song is lame....lol

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

zomay's picture

parissucksliterally you know what would even be better? Roller Derby. Yes I would knock Paris, Nicole and their two dumbass boyfriends on their asses all night! God that would be fun.

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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
-Jill Scott

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 6, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Gee Radio,
It sure looked like she was telling those of us who like her and said it ((out loud)) should STFU. Could so many of us be wrong?

Perhaps I misread...
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Migraineuse is good peeps. She just has strong opinions and voices them, which is fine with me. I find it interesting, and I don't always agree with her. I didn't take offense to what she said, but I like that DListed ho. She's not a troll for sure. I think she was just expressing her disgust over NR and the people who made her famous for virtually nothing and it came out as an attack on DListed sluts who like this ho? Meh, even if not, don't bother me none. We can't all agree on everything...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 4:30pm.

Giorgio is the man. He was hot shit before Erasure. But that sound is kinda dated today.

DebFrmHell's picture

Gee Radio,
It sure looked like she was telling those of us who like her and said it ((out loud)) should STFU. Could so many of us be wrong?

Perhaps I misread...
Maybe the people who ramble on about how much they like her/ what a poor little adopted rich girl she is will be inspired to STFU.
Or perhaps not...

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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

harlee25's picture

i think she looks really good now...the hair, the weight, everything just suits her well

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Sheeps, I had to double check the song, but yes, it is the song I remember. That has got to be one of the gheyest songs ever.....like a rip off of Erasure....

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 6, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
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I gotta admit, I MISS THE TACO BELL DOG! It hurts my heart...Maybe that's why I can't hate on Nicole...She looks like a Chihuahua...God forbid bitch ever does the Taco Bell Chihuahua tag line, we're done here, I will officially have to...*gulp*...like her...GASP!...I've never like a celebutard...Anyone know what it's like? Oh, god...*panic attack setting in*....I just know I'll break out in hives! I'm allergic to liking these ho's! Even not hating them gives me an occasional rash!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Nicole models herself after the Childlike Empress in The NeverEnding Story.

(Theme by Giorgio Moroder, sung by Limahl: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3khTntOxX-k)

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 6, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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*handing you a large bag of high quality catnip* Pssst! TigerLilly! Sprinkle a little on your next meal...mmmmmm..*big sock monkey smile*
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Mmmmmm....catnip encrusted chargrilled obnoxious tourist teenager steak...Delicious...Uh-oh...I said too much about my next meal...zoo officials approaching...
Parting comment: Nicole looks better with her post pregnancy chichi's. She should keep them thangs....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

roxie's picture

i want to see Joel and the plaid shirt dude get into a fight over Nicole; he's being a little touchy feely there

parissucksliterally's picture

zomay, I would PAY to see that.

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

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Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 12:25pm.

No you can't, Blue Orchid. So don't even dare mention that you might like dick, or sex in general, because her atrophied ovaries will explode all over ya ;)

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I don't think the poster you're trying to insult was directing her remark to any specific person on this thread. On the other hand, you're directly attacking a long-time poster with a remark that has nothing to do with this thread, is distinctly pointless and off-topic, and a mindless way to insult somebody. Not cool.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Nicole, Paris, I personally invite you to a caged, no rules, no limit on time, slamfest. I will personally take you both on and kick the hell out of the both of yins. I will take pleasure in giving you the people's elbow. I will take pleasure in removing all fake hair from your heads. If I win you must promise to get the hell out of the public eye FOREVER. See you soon dumbasses!

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I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold
-Jill Scott

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 6:29pm.

I hear ya...Asslee is definitely a follower, not a leader. And definitely not a trendsetter...she's not that creative.

parissucksliterally's picture

euphoria, NR was doing the stupid headband thing LONG before Asslee. Asslee is NO trendsetter.

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

Hekki's picture

I'm the last one who thinks a woman with a baby can't go out and have a little fun now and then, but... This bitch is out partying a LOT. If you don't want to be a mom, use birth control or have an abortion. It's kinder.

Euphoria's picture

Somebody please tell me that the hippy headbands aren't coming back into style. First Asslee, now NicHo.

annobanano's picture

She reminds me of my neighbors tiny Yorkie Tick Tock. The dog is 10 pounds of sass in a 2 pound body.

DebFrmHell's picture

I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE! yes, I meant to shout.

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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

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Submitted by gina latina on July 6, 2008 - 1:49pm.

CAN'T. STAND. HER.
Or her little whore friend Parisite.
Or her douchebag babydaddy.
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I don't know how friendly she really is with the Whore-ess anymore, but her baby daddy is a DOUCHEBAG.

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 6, 2008 - 9:45pm.

Fer sure! ;0)

I'm feeling good. Slight headache this morning, but good overall.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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*handing you a large bag of high quality catnip* Pssst! TigerLilly! Sprinkle a little on your next meal...mmmmmm..*big sock monkey smile*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.

If she wants to look like a half-starved Chihuahua, so be it.
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Speaking of Chihuahuas...my friend Stan gave me a one of those "fake needlepoint" pillows, and it has a Chihuahua on it!
Love Love Love.
I'm glad Stan gave it to me because if I had bought it, Pudge would prolly burn it!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be

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CAN'T. STAND. HER.
Or her little whore friend Parisite.
Or her douchebag babydaddy.

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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08

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Submitted by Leatherette on July 6, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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True. I could try and hate her for not being meaty and tasty, but, meh...I can't be bothered. If she wants to look like a half-starved Chihuahua, so be it. Oh, look a little snark worked it's way up...but yeah, that's all I really got...no full on hate...Meh, oh well...All the more hate to fling at Parasite and Hohan...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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