Inside Dreamboat's Crack Den
If that isn't a pussy in distress, I don't know what it is. Pussy with "suicide face" is a sad sight to see! Anycrackie, The Sun takes us into the immaculate and stunning crack den of Dreamboat Doherty! I'm sure there was a bidding war with Elle Decor for these gorgeous photos. I especially love the blood-stained walls in his state-of-the-art kitchen. That was a cozy touch and I'm sure interior decorators everywhere are going to copy his style.
Dreamy's bedroom is just as charming. I'm sure the whores on CSI would have a fucking field day with that bed. That bed will make even the toughest black light explode into a million pieces.
Don't be jealous while going through the photos of Dreamy's crack den. I'm sure it took a lot of crack smoking and heroin snorting for Dreamy's den to look that filthy gorgeous. Also, don't let Blaaaake see the picture of Dreamboat riding Amy Wino!!!
he looks like shit on a horse.
He may be King of the Crackheads, but I'm surprised it's not worse, like "Grey Gardens" bad.
What I wouldn't give for 10 minutes on that crack bed!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
is this Cribs: Crack Homes?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Wow. I never realised Kate Moss had such low standards. Seriously - is there a single girl here who'd see that flat and not run away screaming?
This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
I just flashbacked on watching Christiane-F (the scene where she entered Axel's room for the first time and saw the blood on the walls).
aggghhhhhhh No!
His lil pussy cat looks like mine. Bombays are georgeous cats/"lil black panthers". Mine has the most incredible personality, too cool. I hope Dreamboat takes good care of his pussy!!! grrrrr
umm ook, so a couple of things... is that even a bed? it looks more like one of those bench/couch things you see in public places like hotel lobbies and waiting rooms. and how is it that his kitchen consists of what i believe is a wine fridge, a bag of cat food and bloody walls, and yet he has at least 3 TVs? this bitch has money and his place looks worse than most college kid's first apartments, complete with beat up second hand furniture from grandma's basement.
Submitted by z-listed on July 6, 2008 - 7:23pm.
It just occurred to me that I feel sorry for Pete.
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I hear that. He's hideous but all this kitten and horsie stuff - just the look on his face in the top pic - makes me think that he might, actually, be trying. It's hard for me to rag on someone who really seems to be trying to get out of an ugly place.
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It just occurred to me that I feel sorry for Pete.
Yes, he is filthy and gross, yes, he has fucked his life up in so many ways, but I see a lonely little boy when I look at him. I wonder what his childhood was like. He seems so sad....
what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^^.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there! lol ...
thats nasty...at least his small flowery bed looks kinda clean
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what happened to petey?
his kitteh eated his soul. had wino soul for dessert.
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it's that whole rotter and yob look.
I think Petey needs a visit from Kim and Aggie from 'How Clean Is Your House?' They'd make him scrub all that muck down with baking soda and hot water. Then once he was clean, they could tackle that sorry-ass flat.
awww, that hat wearing pussy is too cute
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Amy Wino has miles of crack cigs to smoke before she catches up with Pete's effortless crackhead style.
And it seems he actually loves his poor kitty; too bad he's a crackhead with a generous heart who wouldn't think of depriving his cats the highs he lives for.
Sheeps, hahahaha, demure women and Kate Moss.......they go hand in hand, eh?
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 6, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Thanks, Fatty. As you know, I like demure women.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 6, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by tinkuy on July 6, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Petey has TERRIBLE mounting posture.
Yet Kate Moss couldn't get enough of it.
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omg LMAO
Seriously this is a burning question, why do crackheads like kitties? Is it because they can take care of themselves? I mean I've never seen a crackhead walking a dog, I've seen homeless men with dogs but never crackheads. It's odd.
Submitted by tinkuy on July 6, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Petey has TERRIBLE mounting posture.
Yet Kate Moss couldn't get enough of it.
Given time and opportunity, I would beat this little bitch senseless with my stiletto till he let that kitty go and again till he got off that horse. Trust.
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What happened to the wall above the cat food bag? Is that blood or something smeared?
After wino's jungle crotch photo I can't deal with much more....
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The horse's eyes & mouth say it all: "Get the fuck off of me!"
P.S. Petey has TERRIBLE mounting posture.
eeek Mawy!
I knew there was a reason I didn't look at the thumbnails!
Sheeps, my avie is especially for you....lol
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
Dude needs to chill out with meth.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
See the right hand side of the second thumbnail. He (or somebody) painted the walls with blood. Nice. Is this the new design for walls nowadays? Damn, and to think I just spent $70 at Benjamin Moore when I coulda just cut myself and sprayed my blood on the walls.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 6, 2008 - 1:56pm.
well, there's no blood on the walls....that's an improvement from the place apt!
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Debbie Travis and Sivart to the rescue!
SENT THE PICTURE WITH THE CAT TO THE FOLKS AT PETA
IM SURE THEY WOULD APPRECIATE
One thing's for sure: the cat and the horse have better oral hygiene than Dreamboat.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That horse really does look like Wino!
We need an experienced sniper to take out Crackface and leave the kitten unharmed...
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Thanks MK...
I just got a disease looking at these pictures.....
Submitted by Caroline The Te... on July 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.
what are those bloody elephants doing in the kitchen??? Or am I seeing things????
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You must be. What kitchen?
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what are those bloody elephants doing in the kitchen??? Or am I seeing things????
Where the hell is PETA? Or even the local humane society.
well, there's no blood on the walls....that's an improvement from the place apt!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Soon to be featured on "Lifestyles of the Stoned and Hopeless".
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Next up: Britney Spears' house before her dad moved in!
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I never understood that either til I moved out and din't want my groceries to rot. Bread doesn't rot as quickly if you refrigerate it. As for it being cold- I stick it in the oven for a few and it's delicious.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 6, 2008 - 1:30pm.
And I never understood why people put bread in the fridge...
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Homeboy is rich and can afford the best of the freakin best. Shoot, my apartment looks a million times better than that and I bought all the decor at Ikea.
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You have to know that this bit of ruff is totally packin. My sizedar is going off bigtime. I would still hit it, safely only. lol
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that ain't no crackden... gimme a break the fucker still can afford maids... pssst
please! whitney's crack den was filthier and funner thatn that.. shit wino's rat-crack-hive has more drack den that this.. nice try
i don't think he's hitting rock bottom yet people.. he's still bathing remember...
thats just fuckin gross. almost as gross as his crack face.
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@ Pernicious:
Mice can't chew through a fridge.
This is cleaner than I thought - well compared to his last flat. But why all the milk? And I never understood why people put bread in the fridge...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 1:20pm.
And if they put peanut butter between the horse's cheeks and gums, he can act as Petey's translator.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 6, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Is it just my imagination, or does that cat look like he has the shakes?
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He's being held by Pete, of course he's got the shakes.
Is that really his bed?? Jeez, that almost makes me feel said for him...then I look at the poor kitty.
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