Sunday, July 6th 2008
Well, What Do We Have Here?
Did my nemesis CHERYL BURKE not get my message?! Bitch is not allowed to go outside during "Dancing with the Dumb Whores'" off-season! She's just fucking with me and I don't like it one bit. Look at her smiling at the camera and acting like everything is okay. Skank needs to cover up her deep fried Cinnabon ass and stay indoors!
I swear, this moppy-headed whore is putting me on the fast track to the looney bin. If she keeps it up, my friends and family will find me in the bathroom with glazed eyes, clutching a dirty mop head while muttering, "cherylburkecherylburke....cherylburke....cherylburke..."
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Wow, she kinda let's herself go in the off-season, doesn't she? I don't blame her, though. You gotta have fun and eat what you want every once and a while.
Damn those are some thunder thighs.
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!
I see here hair and I can't help but think 'Clean up on aisle 3!'. Hopefully, her fame clock is set to 14:58!
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Not bad for a thick girl, not bad at all. PP has tons more cellulite than this.
I can hardly see barely an ounce of cellulite on this young woman. Obviously she is toned! She has embraced her natural figure and she's fit. *gasp*
Otherwise, I don't give a flying fart about this person since I don't even know who the hell she is but MK loves bringing out people who would otherwise remain unknown if not for him. Gotta love him for that. *smack!*
She's not fat; but she definately doesn't have the body I thought she would have for being a dancer.
She has a pear shape, and I was under the impression that dancers were lean all around. Guess not.
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why isnt she toned? isnt she a dancer? she needs to either cover up or work out.
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I think she ate Drew Lachey
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
she looks good,but i know what your mean with her being a dancer she should look toner,she looks thinner on DWTS,but she still looks good a little soft though!
I know that sometimes muscles can make a woman bigger and everything, but that is straight up KFC.
i dont know who she is but I think she has a very nice, healty body.
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Submitted by Anonymous Q on July 6, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Hmm...I thought with her being shaped like that she'd have a booty. I'm surprised she's so flat in the back. It looks kinda strange.
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Me, too. She has gelatinous pancake ass.
It's always nice to see a chick with an actual waist line but christ, umplump them thighs.
..oh fuck, I had to read the link, SHIT that pic, she's a fucking cringe-inducing douche wrap.
Is that Steven Cojocaru?
Hmm...I thought with her being shaped like that she'd have a booty. I'm surprised she's so flat in the back. It looks kinda strange.
Ew, wrap yourself up with a towel bitch.
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I'm with MK on cheryl - can't stand her, her fake smile and her stoopid hair. She certainly isn't a typical lean dancer, but she does dance well on DWTS. Except her male partners can't lift her fat ass!
drive bye smootches...
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On Topic , I think she looks okay. Her body is like mine...sorta
If that's fat, I wanna be fat.
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Who can rain, chase the dust away
Everybody wants to shine
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When the system tries to bring you down
Every hand to shine tonight
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I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
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Ain't no stopping 'til it's in the ground
Everybody is a star
One big circle going round and round
Ay!
And I didn't think anything could be uglier than her mop. Somebody should scalp that shit and sorang those saddlebags with it!
Pure Evil on the beach!
I thought dancers were supposed to be skinny too. But on So You Think You Can Dance, a lot of the female dancers have curvy bodies like that. They're muscular, but don't exactly look like they're starving themselves.
Or maybe Nigel Lythgoe just has a thing for thick legs, a la Robert Crumb.
I hate her stupid Bonnie Franklin bowl cut.
And homegirl needs to step away from Gerard Butler.... her league is several depths below that, like plankton or some other bottom feeder.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 6, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Her body looks fine, but I don't know what the hell kind of dance she does. I did ballet for years and years, and you would be pretty grounded and limited with that physique
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Pshaw! She is a TVLand dancer - that is much more elegant and, therefore, less restricted.
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A body made for fucking.
She's not fat by any means, but I don't know how she can do all that dancing and still be so thick. She must be built like a gymnast or something.
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fat dancer. LOL.
Every now & then I get a taste for what I call "SEXY THICK".Cheryl is "SEXY THICK".It won't always be this way. A coupla' years down the line here she's gonna be just plain ol' FAT...But you can for now count me as one of those who would give that thang a vigorous thumping.Shut your face MK.;->
Her body looks fine, but I don't know what the hell kind of dance she does. I did ballet for years and years, and you would be pretty grounded and limited with that physique.
Of course she was hot with Emmitt Smith....
cuz she's built just like him!
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On DWTS her body looks perfect-- tight, toned, and lean. However, in this pic she looks like she could stand to lose 15-20 lbs. Why do celebrities look perfect in some pics and bad in others?
I like the hair cut. its her unique style. So tired of pasty sticks with the same lame two or three hair styles in hollywood.
also, she doesn't wear hair weaves and extensions and spray tan-- yuck.
i hate that I watched the show one season. I got pulled in, but she was surprisingly good dancer.
Wow -- that's my type of lady. Fat in all the right places! She can walk down my beach anytime!
Man, I would never know she was a dancer with that body. Do straight men find her attractive? Her face is just blah, whatever and the bod is not exactly kicking.
PSL
There are plenty of women I am ENVIOUS (not jealous) of, but Cheryl Burke sure as hell ain't one of them.
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Yeah- she's not really the kind of girl that makes me go "I WISH I looked like that. I hate her. Bitch." She's alright but that's it. Actually - I just went back to the pic and I realize I wouldn't even begin to feel envy - her legs look just like mine when I was pregnant. God, I'm happy to be done with that.
I think MK hates her because she's a famewhore.
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FINALLY! a real woman with real curves.
girl can dance her ass off. She was hot with Emmit Smith.
Never seen the show (thank God), but she's a bit on the thick side for a dancer.
That being said, she still looks good, which proves that I am not a stickler for sticks.
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Original Putas:
why do you always claim "jealousy" for the ugly women?
There are plenty of women I am ENVIOUS (not jealous) of, but Cheryl Burke sure as hell ain't one of them.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on July 6, 2008 - 11:25am.
I'm thinking all that partying she's been doing lately is bloating that bitch up.
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I can totally see why you'd say that. I was thinking that she's probably on downtime - eating more burgers than she is dancing, you know? Especially bodies that are used to being on the move and all that...
Can she dance? Can I see somehow...?she must be youtubed - I'll go look.
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Submitted by Meggie on July 7, 2008 - 12:53am.
Can someone remind me why MK hates her so much?
I would think she'd have a better body for being a dancer...but I guess it's just her shape. She looks a little stocky to me....I do NOT think she is fat, or has a bad body, but I figured it would be better.....
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Her body looks fine - everything looks solid. For the person wondering about Brit Brit, I wouldn't consider her fat, but she's flabby and wears unflattering clothes that accentuate it.
On topic, her haircut has got to go. It looks like a sad little wig and makes her look at least 30. I can't believe she's younger than me, but that haircut is part of the reason
There are a lot of dancers that look "thick" because of the size of their muscles. You can tell because they are well-defined and all. That is not muscle dancing thick chunk though. it's "I've got a gut, thunder thighs, cankles, and a camel toe" chunk. For the average Jane, going on the beach like that is just fine. Let the chunk feel the breeze!
But she was in great shape a while back I thought. I'm thinking all that partying she's been doing lately is bloating that bitch up.
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Try to get a bikini top that fits next time.
Her body is beautiful, awesome curves! She isn't "fat" per sey just curvy. Her hair IS kind of boring.........carry on!
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Don't take this the wrong way, ya'll - but I think she looks pretty good.
I can see why some would say she looks chunky but if she dances (the only thing I know about this ho is that I'm supposed to hate her and I was supplied with pics to prove it) then she's probably mostly muscle WITHOUT tryna go the 0% body fat route.
I'd love to see more celebs like this. It's like everyone is either too fat or too skinny these days.
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She always looks so fucking pleased with herself. Cheryl, I want my 1984 haircut back and to repeatedly shoot bouncy balls at you with a paintball gun.
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