Would You Hit It?
What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.
This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.
The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.
With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?
Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:58am.
I ♥ bad movies myself, but you have to set limits. Anything on Sci-Fi on Saturday is below that limit.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 6, 2008 - 1:57am.
Well, I'll see you horz later. I've got to go to bed!
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Goodnight, sweetie. *kisses*
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Nite, Frito, great to see you dear.
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Nighty Frito
(hearts)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:45am.
There was some kind of Sasquatch movie on last week, which would've fit in totally with Hobie's pic.************************************************
My hub and his c-d ass movie living ass watched that.
It actually wasn't horrible.
Well, I'll see you horz later. I've got to go to bed!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
TV - NO. I do not remember how to play asshole. All I remember is I was always the asshole, and had to drink the middle glass.
I've always sucked at drinking games.
DA:
Thanks! I hope you guys are having a great summer!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by dead-actress on July 6, 2008 - 1:51am.
Second that!
Also 3rd and 4th it!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 6, 2008 - 1:46am.
TV:
Thanks, I've been doing better. Migraines, they said. That still doesn't explain why my vision went back to 20/20 but I am enjoying that nonetheless!
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I've thought about you often, Frito...hoping all would turn out well. I'm glad you're feeling better and hoping for healthier days ahead. *kisses*
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:47am.
Remember how to play asshole? I've been playing the asshole for almost 43 years!
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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:45am.
There was some kind of Sasquatch movie on last week, which would've fit in totally with Hobie's pic.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 5, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:38am.
I love the Sci-Fi channel. I think that may be where Manimal got his username.
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Do you remember how to play asshole?
Cuz I dont.
TV:
Thanks, I've been doing better. Migraines, they said. That still doesn't explain why my vision went back to 20/20 but I am enjoying that nonetheless!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
TV- Hub is watching something called "Prime Evil". I've never seen it, not watching now.
I want pizza.
How you feeling, Frito?
been thinking of you.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:38am.
I love the Sci-Fi channel. I think that may be where Manimal got his username.
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http://www.mysticmoononline.com
Wow. I looked better than that after giving birth to an 11 pound baby. . .and that was with NO drugs! :)
Hey, DA. Good to see you too.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 6, 2008 - 1:37am.
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Hello, sweet girl! It's great to see you!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
tv- the hub is up watching one of his craptastic sci-fi movies....I'll be here for about 20 minutes.
I think this one is called "aLLIGATOR"
GD laptop suckscking ass. fu
Hey TV.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
FRITO!!!!!!
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He looks like he's at least 40. Gross. And that hair! Ew!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Nite, M.E., great to see you hon.
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Good Night Dead aCTRESS, iT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
omg FORGETT THE CAPS. DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE ON.
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:28am.
OK horz, it is late here, I need to work in the morning, I'm going to bed.
Nighty.
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Good night, darlin'..*kisses*
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 1:23am.
He motorboated that and then tested positive for WD-40?
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LMAO! I figured he got seasick from listening to the silicone slosh back and forth.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
OK horz, it is late here, I need to work in the morning, I'm going to bed.
Nighty.
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:24am.
I'm not hatin', I'm a huge fan of M.E. at night. I'll still eat you though.
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Baywatch was the fuckery of the 90's. That addictive shit was just wrong.
TV - STFU - have a valium with your cocktail and eat me.
I'm two drinks in now and about to start effingup.
Don't be hatin hore!
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:22am.
Don't assume, just anticipate. Fun either way!
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 6, 2008 - 1:20am.
He motorboated that and then tested positive for WD-40?
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TV, my laptop has tourettes, the fucker goes back then foreward, then send and back.
I hate the bitch.
And no, not drunk.
*hanging head in shame*
(you hors always ASSUME I'm drunkered)
WHORES!
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:18am.
Sorry, I was expecting a comma. Sober post all you want, great to see you either way.
On Topic: Baywatch apparently fucked up as many young actors as Different Strokes.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 1:16am.
I was thinking that all the Hasselhoff bad touches left him with some real issues. That's beyond normal meth head look right there.
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Hmmm..here I thought his addiction stemmed from the trauma of losing his cherry to Pamela. Then she nearly killed him when he attempted his first motorboat.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
TV- Is it ok for me to post non drunk???????????
*feeling like an ass*
Fine I'll go get effed up then barf*
*pours drink*
Assholios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:15am.
That sense did not make. Are you Yoda?
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 6, 2008 - 1:11am.
I was thinking that all the Hasselhoff bad touches left him with some real issues. That's beyond normal meth head look right there.
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TV- I'm only one drink in love. Taken it easy tonight.
Where is the calveray?
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:08am.
Ok...so I need to know. How much meth did this dumb fuck do? I went for about 3 years, and I DO NOT look beat, shit, I still get carded for booze AND cigs and I'm 32 fucking years old. How much GD meth do you have to do to look this beat?
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I'm thinking this little bitch never stopped with the meth. He was probably tweaking while trying to do his hair for this event.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by M.E. on July 6, 2008 - 1:05am.
No sense? You usually misspell your name this late, and there's TWO FUCKING LETTERS!
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Ok...so I need to know. How much meth did this dumb fuck do? I went for about 3 years, and I DO NOT look beat, shit, I still get carded for booze AND cigs and I'm 32 fucking years old. How much GD meth do you have to do to look this beat?
*And I partied like a fucking rockstar*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 6, 2008 - 12:58am.
I'm just wondering why he showed up at the opening of a club anywhere. Who is Christian Audigier, and why are crackheads following him?
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Oh, darlin'..I'm thinking he's a seat filler, dance floor filler, bar stool filler and of course, special meth provider.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vievian Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Ok, I check back in and you horz must be on the moonshine cuz your shit is all over the place making no effin sense at all.
Damn drive bys.
Looks like some hit him in the eye. Looks the shinner Youkillis had.
GROSS! NO MK, NO! EW. Friends don't let friends hit some random, haggard piece...
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 6, 2008 - 12:49am.
I'm just wondering why he showed up at the opening of a club anywhere. Who is Christian Audigier, and why are crackheads following him?
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Whoever made that Planet of the Apes reference in regards to his hair was spot on.