Would You Hit It?
What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.
This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.
The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.
With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?
Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.
Wenn
he was on the tyra banks show like a year ago on a episode that covered myspace "celebrity" whores. he is so obnoxious and talentless.
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l.danielle
Ewewewewewew.....he looks to be at least 40 if not older. And not attractive at that either.
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What happened to his fake hair? or his eye?
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He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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This guy totally blow dries that hair (if its real) and then uses a cheap flat iron on it. One of those ones you get at the drug store. Not a good look. He is also the color of roast beef.
Geico Caveman.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Jesus Christ! He looks 55! And that's totally a wig on his head.
His face scares me *shudder*
Holy hell!!! He looks like an aging rockstar trying to hold on to his youth! If someone told me he was 44, I'd believe it. This guy was born in the 80's?????
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006747.html
Here is a link to him. He's had his cheeks done as well as his nose. Maybe a lot of other stuff, too. I can't tell.
Submitted by Paquita on July 6, 2008 - 10:26am.
Maybe he is 27 in human years.Meaning that he is 189 in dog and meth years.
THANK you, lol. Alot of people here say "in dog years" which would make the person younger in human years not older.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
heck, I'm 40, he looks 40...why not. nawww.
Looks like somebody already DID hit it - straight in his left eye!!!!
HELL NO! He looks like a cross between a guido & 6-pack from I Love New York! EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! X(
I'd hit it with my car.
He does look 40. What a piece of wreckage.
Sun damage is so extensive -- it hurts just to look at that leathery shell.
He looks like he's had cheek implants, and possibly a chin implant.
His hair's been so chemically altered and processed that he probably can't remember what it looked like before.
Definitely meth.
Nasty.
He looks older than the hoff :S
I would not hit him with even a loaner vagina.
It's so sad that he's only 27. He looks like he's in his mid-40s. Good goddamn, drugs really ravaged him.
Does he inhale meth from that eye or what??
I cannot believe it's not meth!
www.myspace.com/triston
In the fourth thumbnail!
IT'S SMILING AT ME!!!
!!!!JESUS HELP ME!!!!!!!
*jumps through closed window*
I didn't need to see that ugly mug first thing in the morning. *blargh*
I think they need to include him on Faces of Meth.
Maybe he is 27 in human years.Meaning that he is 189 in dog and meth years.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
i hope it's a wig. i kind of became obsessed with finding out about him a few months ago because i saw an old ep of babewatch. immediately i went on a google search and was shocked, i say shocked!, by what i found. sadly this is pretty much what he looked like in other pix. he has a myspace page with this "band's" music. there's a god-awful la song that is definitely worth listening to with shots.
Fourth Thumbnail, reminds me of a blonde Sarah Larson.
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I have to agree he does NOT look 27 at all.. unless he has a lot of damage from sun, drugs and drink.. because he really looks 40.
27 my ass. He's lying. In the baywatch pics he didnt even look 19, more like 25. He looked like a plastic Ritchie Valens (RIP). Someone shaved off one too many years off his acting resume.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
love the bloodshot eye. He looks like a cheap Vegas lounge act.
I bet I saw him before...
http://www.niftyfiftyscifi.com/Clash/c9.jpg
That's HOBIE? WHo the fuck poked him in th eye? A meth pipe?
He looks like an International Male model. He's even wearing the clothes and looking extra-gay. Or at least gay for pay. Or gay for meth.
I'd hit it, but I'm a ho like that anyway.
Michael, please post something new. Looking at this neanderthal all morning is freaking me out.
My EYES!!! Fuck it burns!! That is one nasty lookin' mess, dayum!
I had this guy confused with Jeremy Jordan, another hot piece from the 90s.
Mufasa?
@ Dj Tenn.
He does look to have "AIDS face". The anti-HIv drugs caus lipodistrphy making the cheeks look sunk in like that. Of course it may be surgery or his natural face, but still...
27?!
Oh My God, sweet Mary & Jesus meth lab!
Nothing can cure this.
If all else fails, he can always secure a job as Fabio's stunt double!
Is it just me or does it seem like everyone on 'Baywatch' was a serious crackhead of some sort back in the day?!
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Well-lined forehead, pitted cheeks, extreme sun-damage, Cro-Magnon hairline: would I hit that?
Thankyouverymuch but no.
And of course, he must have the accessory of all wannnabe famous and most famous men: a young, skinny, blonde.
That bitch is HOBIE?!
Shee-it... Working with the Hoff fucks people up (Yasmine Bleeth, Pam Anderson, the Hoff).
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Oh holy hell!! I was just talking to someone the other day about this guy and we were both saying how we used to have the biggest crush on him when we were younger and now this!! There's a reason some things should be left in the past...That being said, he's def a 6 shot...That's about how many it would take before I'd fuck him...
"Like all members of the oldest profession I'm a capitalist"
@ Luckycharms
I thought he looked like my EX husband! And any man that reminds me of my ex, is doomed, DOOMED!!
meds meds
He looks to me like he has a whole lotta sun damage more than drug damage. He actually looks a lot like my husband, but then again my husband is also 54.
27?!?! on what planet? dios mio!
I don't think he looks all that bad. He would definitely look a lot better with a different hair style and if he dropped the tan. You can tell he's done a lot of drugs, though.
Why are his clothes so creased - doesn't he have a mum or an iron?
And God forbid this guy and Rumer Willis should ever get together and have children.
Why is this billy goat's gruff troll on my screen? Thank fuck for Bai Ling. And vodka.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Would love everyone to just leave him alone. You don't know him. He's a great guy in so many ways that have nothing to do with Baywatch.
Sadly and all joking aside , this young man has the AIDS face also ,the sunken cheeks ,Ive seen too many friends end up poz from fucking with meth , know it all too well,...
Ugh.. crying shame, makes me so mad..
WHO is making this shit? Im convinced its the same pharmaceutical labs who also make the HIV drugs, there are just too many tina heads in this nation for a couple of toothless rednecks in Alabama to cook up enough of it to meet the demand ...
SAD.
Like Timothy Leary said , "Say KNOW to Drugs"
KNOW what to fuck with and what to leave the fuck alone
Oh and no post should ever exclude the extreme beauty of Bai Ling, bitch was MADE for Vegas and should be included in a "Showgirls" sequel .
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
No Hell No
He looks 40! Which I usually like but not when they are younger than me. Also, he has tiny feet.