Gayelles In Wonderland
HoHan continued to celebrate her 42nd 22nd birfday by going to the gayest place on earth....Disneyland! Actually, the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove, CA is the gayest place on earth. Disneyland is a close second.
HoHan was joined by SamRo and her much older sister Ali Lohan. Is Ali fucking wearing a choker?! I have to hand it to her. She's really committed to looking like a middle-aged, twice-divorced officer manager from the early 90s.
You know they only went on the Alice in Wonderland ride so that SamRo's little finger could fall down HoHan's fire rabbit hole. Hopefully, they also hit up the Haunted Mansion ride, because that's really the best place in Disneyland to do sexy sexy times on the down low. So I've heard.
Here's more gayelles in Wonderland on Thursday along with some pics of SamRo playing gross music for a bunch of skanks at Tao Beach in Las Vegas yesterday.
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Crystal Cathedral for real -- and that pastor/reverend's flaming wardrobe rivals Walter Mercado's.
Awww, Lindz looks happy. I think Sam is cute, too. If she took the time to look a little more feminine, she would be way cuter. I sort of picture her being a book editor in NYC, wearing trim little black suits and snapping at people.
Whoever said Ali has progeria, HAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm sure they made Ali wear the ears so that they could pick her out at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride (you know, when the hitchhiking ghosts are in the car with you). "Put these on Ali, I'm already freaked out from all the coke, you little bitch!"
..still think theyre pro ana.
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Looking at the Lohan girls convinces me there is a 'cocktail waitress' gene.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I think the look of disgust on the ride's face pretty much sums how it feels about having these three douches riding on her back.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
All of them ugly white trash! They are not the gayelles, they are the fuglies. UGH these illegals keep invading Hollywood thinking they have talent and beauty. It's time to start deporting the uglies out of Hollywood and back to where they are originally from. Britney go back to Louisiana, Paris go back to NY Smamntha Ronson go back to wherever the hell she is from.
Sam looks like somtheing from Haunted Mansion..that would be a nice place for gayelle sex
i see Dopey, i see Grumpy, i see Ali.. who the fuck is the guy in the back?... Doc?
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by radio siren on July 5, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 5, 2008 - 10:29am.
The real truth is that Ali is Lindsay's mother.
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I think she could pass for her grandmother just after a bad face lift and dye job.
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HA HA HA See I was trying to be nice! I feel for their poor grandmother.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Rojo Caliente! HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Submitted by mike on July 6, 2008 - 1:25am.
As I always say, I loooove the Ronson.
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Good to know I'm not the only one!
I still can't believe this bitch is 30, yet she looks the youngest of the three.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
ali has progeria, that's the only explanation.
also, lindsey is looking quite thin again...sniff, sniff.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 5, 2008 - 10:29am.
The real truth is that Ali is Lindsay's mother.
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I think she could pass for her grandmother just after a bad face lift and dye job.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
They are a yummy lil couple but Ali looks so freaking old,I really did think it was a midddle aged woman.Ack!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Did SamRo get a makeup artist to make her not so fug in the top picture? She usually looks like a tired mess of a bleah-blond fug sk8ter boi!
The real truth is that Ali is Lindsay's mother.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 5, 2008 - 2:22pm.
"Makes me want to take a shower"... oh yeah.. i could go all kinds of places with this!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
ugh... look at that douche stew at Tao. Makes me want to take a shower.
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 2:15pm.
how ever did you guess?
not to be a snitch... psst.. TV told me!(yeah, he's not here to defend himself).. hi, dahlin'! *kiss on the palm*
OT: i would figure Linds would wear the ears... easier holding
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Dear Lord. My daughter has a season pass to Disneyland. I'm gonna have to make sure she never goes back until the seats of every ride in the park have been sterilized, torn out, reinstalled, and then sterilized again.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
That is a weird, haggard little smile on SamRo's face in main pic. I dig it.
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 2:07pm.
it's always about carnies with you, isn't it?... i'll get to the cotton candy machine when i can!!
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Hey, darlin'...how ever did you guess? *checking derringer for bullets* How soon can you start?
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
They shoulda brught their "secret" sis along, for good PR bonding time...
If they do another remake of wonderland... LL can be alice and Rosie ODonnell can be the queen.
I see it working ;-)
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Could these 3 skankettes look ANY worse?
I mean it looks like they have all been awake for like a month and not bathed or eaten anything.
Oh.. duh.. because they HAVE right?
and has anyone heard SamRo DJ ?
Me thinks the douche is loose... vegas = douche mecca.
Ali does look like a middle-aged, twice-divorced officer manager from the early 90s, spot on MK.
Ugh.. they should WORK the haunted mansion, scary pasty ass ghosts..
USED,OWNED.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I have to admit the look on Lilo's face in the main thumbnail made me lol. In a good way ofcors...
Jesus, Ali even has the neck/decolletage of a 40yo.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 5, 2008 - 2:02pm.
it's always about carnies with you, isn't it?... i'll get to the cotton candy machine when i can!!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Lohan has bad taste in pussy.
How much snail trail did the carnies need to clean up after these sluts exited this ride?
BTW: SamRo is headed for some major hurt. Trust.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
"Gayelles In Wonderland".... aaww, Alice is gonna be pissed!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Ali needs to be with a voice coach losing that South Shore accent, not having fun at some amusement park.
Lindsay does look happy!
You are right!
I dont know, maybe it's the 36 Tylenol's I have so far taken to get over my 4th of July hangover, but Samantha actually look's, happy and okay in the first photo...
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Dr FUNK, I know! So stupid! Like DJing is such a talent....I could pick better songs than these morons any day!
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
DJ'S take themselves sooooo seriously.*chuckle*
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/thing-about-djs.html
Sammy-boy finally took that fucking idiotic hat off on the ride.
She must have felt like Linus when Lucy grabbed his blanket off him to wash it.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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did hohan blow mickey eat out minnie ?
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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
To hell with them all.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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As much as Lilo makes me sick... she looks happy and I guess thats cool.
Wow all three are NOT attractive. At All.
P.S...Now I see why Sam keeps on her glasses and hat.
She needs a nap and a ham sammich!
Ali looks SO much older than Lilo!
Mark my words, Ali will NOT live to see 20.
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Lindsay looks like Ali's Daughter!
As I always say, I loooove the Ronson.
It's truly disturbing how old Lindsey's sister looks.