Saturday, July 5th 2008

Gayelles In Wonderland

HoHan continued to celebrate her 42nd 22nd birfday by going to the gayest place on earth....Disneyland! Actually, the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove, CA is the gayest place on earth. Disneyland is a close second.

HoHan was joined by SamRo and her much older sister Ali Lohan. Is Ali fucking wearing a choker?! I have to hand it to her. She's really committed to looking like a middle-aged, twice-divorced officer manager from the early 90s.

You know they only went on the Alice in Wonderland ride so that SamRo's little finger could fall down HoHan's fire rabbit hole. Hopefully, they also hit up the Haunted Mansion ride, because that's really the best place in Disneyland to do sexy sexy times on the down low. So I've heard.

Here's more gayelles in Wonderland on Thursday along with some pics of SamRo playing gross music for a bunch of skanks at Tao Beach in Las Vegas yesterday.

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Posted by: Michael K


Steffe's picture

am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service R I C H L O V I N G.C O M with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.

roxie's picture

to heck with hyphening or taking on anothet person's last name, when these gayelles get married they should use change their last name to Rohan or Rolo

i think its best if sam doesnt take of her sunglasses anymore

sexy's picture

uhmmm this was the only thing that was getting Lindsay back into the swing of things by pretending to be a scissor sister... it's allllll a publicity stunt. Either she comes out as a full blown scissor sister or she quits the act because to fake being a Lesbian is a disgrace and to use it to gain the publics attention is so lame.
EITHER COME OUT OR YOU ARE ASHAMED TO BE GAY and that means you hate on the Lesbian and Gay community, you can't be ashamed of who you are because NOBODY EFFING CARES!

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I guess I'm the only one who thinks Ali looks like Denise Brown, sister of Nicole Brown Simpson?

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Oh and before I forget, Ali looks like her mother, same age and all, but brunette.

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From reported sightings and out of Ho's mouth: they share food to stay thin. Pro-Ana together; the couple that doesn't eat food together, stays together.

I have never been to Disneyland, and now I don't want to. SamRo looks painfully thin, thought you put on weight when you were in love.

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it's hard to believe that ho-in-training [i totally kept writing TRANNY, go fig!] Ali is the same age as my darling niece. that girl is a hot, nasty mess who looks older than me.

why the fuck can't HoHan get her dyke ass g/f to the facialist for some fucking exfoliation? seriously what is up with the fucking Ronsons and their sallow, dried up looking epidermis? it's not like these gayelles ain't got money for a fucking face peel!!! GODDAMN!!

i hate all three of these stupid ass whore bitches. i wish the ride would have killed them all.

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I love the pained smile on Ronson's face

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Whatever's picture

LMAO and the crossed out 42 and older sister part. Keep the laughs coming MK!

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Reading this site is always the best remedy for my hangover blues!
fucking hilarious

parkrangerpete's picture

I think her sister is hotter than her. She doesn't have the ashy crack lips or anything.

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none of these tired looking old whores looks like they've seen a shower in a few days...
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wow, samro is looking like quite the domesticated mid-thirt'ish minivan-driving soccer mom in that top pic! disturbing! ali lohan frightens me- i watched her on living lohan and on letterman and her eyes just bounce, bounce, bounce all over the place, scary- must be all the adderall.

Cara's picture

Ali definitely scares me now more than Lindsay. She's like some awful creature from a horror movie that sucks the life force out of innocent victims to preserve her youth - only she's currently starving. Run away!

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Ali's got some baaad lines on that mug on hers.

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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time

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Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 4:26pm.

I want to take Ali and scrub her down then stick her in some AGE APPROPRIATE outfit, followed by a sense smacking session to her mother. It's like she's inviting pedophiles to come knocking on her door or something
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I could be wrong, but I don't think pedophiles would be interested in her. Even if she sounds 14, she doesn't look anywhere near it. She looks too old to attract the dirty guys into young girls, and she sounds too young to attract the guys who are into women in their 30s. I think the Lohans actually got a bit of a blessing there.

I can't get past how old Ali looks. She could easily pass for 30 something. White Oprah really knows how to suck the youth out

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I'm surprised Dubya O didn't get in on this photo op.

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I agree with the poster that said Lindsay is getting THIN again......back on the powder.

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Why isn't Ali pregnant yet ?...

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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 11:59pm.
@DAE: It is a great place to people watch...If you like watching people turn into animals! (Seriously, tho - that was mostly just the weekends)

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People aer animals on wekedays too, just better ar hidhing it.

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@PSL: LOL! Harsh. That can't have been pretty.

I worked in a Blues Bar, actually. It was a fun way to learn a few things - and not just the fact that emotional turmoil and alcohol don't mix;)

and @DAE: It is a great place to people watch...If you like watching people turn into animals! (Seriously, tho - that was mostly just the weekends)

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Ali always looks old but it's the best fotos I've seen of Sam yet.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 2:52pm.

I used to work in a bar too....which is why I never want to hear "Got To Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn or "I Will Survive" ever again. EVER.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 10:51pm.

That Britney pic is the stuff nightmare are made of...

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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Oh that's terrible! I would love to work in a bar. It's the best place to people watch, besides cafes.

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ali looks cute with the mouse ears. :)

she looks much cuter without so much makeup. different clothes would help, too.

like a lot of young teens she is just trying to look more grown up because she thinks that is pretty. she hasn't figured out her best look yet so she is copying people around her. that seems to be white oprah.

the look on lindsay's face is hilarious. yes! you have just been caught on a ride at disneyland! but she looks like she is having fun. :)

samantha looks much cuter than usual. she must be having fun too. :)

if that is white oprah in the corner of the car she will be mad to have missed the photo op! "i'm having fun, too!" yelled white oprah.

maybe it is cody. he's young enough to enjoy disneyland even if it's with his goofy sisters (and sam). :)

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I gotta say I think Ali kinda looks like Angie Harmon in these pictures. That is not a bad thing.

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@DAE:

Haha! at the pee pee girl! I sure hope there wasn't some guy there that she was into. I used to work in a bar and girlies would get all nervous and have a drink or two to loosen - the guy would be all: Damn, she's fine AND she's horny - AND she's getting HERSELF drunk!...2 or 3 more and him and his friends would be laughing together about her...2 or 3 more and I'd hear him in the distance: Get this nasty bitch off me! Aw man - That's NASTY!

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Disneyland is fun when you're really drunk.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 5, 2008 - 5:37pm

That Britney pic is the stuff nightmare are made of...

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Oh boy!! When the fukk is she going to make a movie!!?

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Submitted by devilgirl on July 5, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Shouldn't they be taking advantage of the legalization of gay marriage and get hitched.

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But that would mean admitting they're a couple!! Silly! You get more press with the "are they, aren't they??" then you do if you get hitched. The mystery will be gone, best to keep people guessing.

Hohan is countining to celebrate her bday? well that as good excuse as any *passes every one a bottle a vodka* Paaaarrrrrtttttttttyyyy!!

Don't get too drunk people, you want to avoid this:

http://selectormoldy.com/wp-photos/1476709061.jpg

http://people.nit.ca/~mich/niti/images/IMG_7528.jpg

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2004/drunk-day_after4.jpg

http://www.drunkuniversity.com/images/photos/d/Drunk-college-girl-passed...

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Oh, I dont want you to foget how sexy Unfitney is soo....
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http://gone-hollywood.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/britney-spears-n...

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Submitted by Sayonara on July 5, 2008 - 10:53am.

HA HA HA See I was trying to be nice! I feel for their poor grandmother.

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When I see her cute little old lady 'do I feel for her for a few seconds, but then I realize she is the original procreator of the entire line of freckled skanks and then I just want to spike her prune juice with laxatives and then hide all of her Depends.

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This is true....I was conceived in "The Haunted Mansion" boat and look how well I turned out....it's 4th of July weekend and I'm getting half in the wrapper with Michael K and all of you lovely people...CHEERS!!!!!

Shouldn't they be taking advantage of the legalization of gay marriage and get hitched. Ali would be a lovely matron of honor. Pinnochio could serve as ring bearer, and slide the cock ring right on SamRo.

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I am still blown away by the fact that Ali is still only 14 years old!!!!

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 5, 2008 - 3:47pm.
I wonder how fast old Walt is spinning in his grave at what the name "Disney" now represents. "Hookers R Us" should be the new name.
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I wonder how fast old Walt is spinning in his grave at what the name "Disney" now represents. "Hookers R Us" should be the new name.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 5, 2008 - 4:40pm.

shame on you.. no, really... shame on you!LOL!

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I never thought I'd say this, but Sam actually looks decent without that hat.

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Speaking of shit, my favorite new web site:

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 5, 2008 - 1:19pm.
That is a weird, haggard little smile on SamRo's face in main pic. I dig it.
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Me too. It made me think - Aw, its' really true. Which, of course, was followed by: Well, that makes complete sense - LiLo is probably in awe of SamRo's ability to hold down a job.

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Submitted by boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 4:26pm.

I want to take Ali and scrub her down then stick her in some AGE APPROPRIATE outfit, followed by a sense smacking session to her mother. It's like she's inviting pedophiles to come knocking on her door or something.
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If those pedos can pull Hollywood strings, ma Lohan will provide the lube and condoms herself.

MtlMama's picture

I thought you wrote that Sam was spinning at TACO beach.

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I want to take Ali and scrub her down then stick her in some AGE APPROPRIATE outfit, followed by a sense smacking session to her mother. It's like she's inviting pedophiles to come knocking on her door or something.

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joe's picture

Ali Lohan = Angie Harmon's mini-me.