Brangelina's Golden Twins To Be Named Honorary Citizens Of Nice
Brangelina's golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city.
Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor.
The mayor told reporters on Friday, "That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor."
Even the mayor of Nice is a Brangaloonie! Personally, I think being named honorary citizens is not good enough for these two perfect humans. They should be given the National Order of the Legion of Honor. Fuck, just name them the Queens of the Universe already.
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With all the things going on it is kinda sickening that so much money is getting tossed at pictures. Either way, at least the money is apparently going to charity. For those who want to see the Brangelina Twins pictures, visit http://angelinajoliestwins.blogspot.com Aside from a few harmless ads, the link is safe.
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OMFG, again. This sickens me.
I wonder if the mayor bent down and licked both their assholes clean after he said this?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I thought better of France. They stood up to Bush-unlike My Little Tony and the Care Blairs- but fall down over this drug raddled whore and her buy one, get one free 'IVF for anorexics' babies. The shame is drifting over the Channel and can be smelt in London.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Nice is a shithole - can they trade it for Eze or Juan Les Pins or something?
Man, this is important, I'm from Nice as well
Good grief.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 6, 2008 - 10:19am.
@ EastEndGirl,
I was going to, but then I took a nap instead.
ITV are bitches. Not as bad as BBC, but still bitches.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I keep thinking about the statement Brad made the last time he was in New Orleans.."sometimes you have to go outside your comfort zone" When was the last time he went outside of his...a helicopter took Skankalina to the hospital, he paid to have his motorcycle and other personal items shipped to France..he bought a horrible stone couch for 500k..and hes living in a 100 million dollar french Chalet...I think they are both fame hogs. I used to sort of like Brad when he was with Jennifer, I have never like AJ, even before she hooked up with the cheater.
DAE,
Don't bother reading...M.E. taught me good and well to never read late night typing.
Crap I know it...I keep up on the itv website, and there was a fab dude who would post the episodes ten minutes after they aired on youtube.
Loved it for a month then shitty itv pulled copyright.
Party poopers :(
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@ EastEndGirl,
I'm debating wheter or not to re-read anymore threads. I've just re-read the Tom C thread.
I don't watch Corrie. 9 months?? Damn. You have a lot of good story lines (from the little i've seen) heading your way.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Jesus, this is absurd. Why are people making a big deal about this fucking whore?
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DAE,
Jeez hon, that is nothing...i thought it was cute.
Good Sunday Morning to you...I am counting down the hours till corrie, don't know if you watch but we are 9 months behind. Pisses me off.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 6, 2008 - 2:49am.
angel - ooooooo. des suger include jj. feling bttr. ned food, thu
eeg - yr welcoe - hAHA. aj wil hvbe biger nips thn unfiney
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Oh.My.God. *is in shock* I know i'm a poor speller, but really! Ermm...I hope the rest of treads aren't like this.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Peaches -
I agree with you mostly. I used to love Angelina before Brad. I actually think she has proven to be the egomaniac. She is not equipped to carry such fame gracefully. She's like trailer trash that gets a lotto check - they can't handle it.
What I hate is that all this love for her is just based on her vixen persona. Her fans don't really care for her humanitarian efforts. It's just that she's representative of Hollywood glamour. Why don't those people worship Ghandi? Because he wore a diaper and was balled as an eagle.
Is this what the world has come to? YIKES!
Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 5, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Lol It probably would but theres one thing stoping that the demon possed whore doesn't belive and God and she made dumb pitt follow that path too.
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Also I don't get why people even bother tying to paint a "good" picture for the whore it just doesn't work and her little mother teressa act isn't fooling anyone, like she also bring shiloh out and staged family outtings or publically annouce to the world that she has donated to charity right before she has a project coming out brad was not the "trophy" of a someone loving her. he was the ultimate show of golden lover boy throphy, like billy bob said "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time."
As if their ego's aren't big enough! And Smoke I too think they are hiding something about her health, and the fact that they're drawing such attention to themselves before anybody asked or questioned them is very peculiar! And Libra, you are right about the Brand thing, especially for Angelina. I can't remember her on the cover of tabloids before she got together with Brad Pitt. He has always been on the covers over the years since he hit it big. I actually think Angelina's actually more of a geniune nice person compared to Brad, but being with him has made her go backwards instead of forwards in her career. People used to pay attention to her as this individual, who's a good actress. She actually had established herself on her own, she didn't have to date a celebrity or sleep her way to the top. Being Jon Voight's daughter was the only thing that may have helped her, and it wasn't such a big deal. Gwyneth had to be with Brad to get recognized, Sienna Miller did so with Jude Law. they both kind of regret that. Gwyneth worked very hard after breaking up with Brad to establish herself, and she did it! And right now Sienna is currently doing that. Angelina went backwards, and I liked her so much better before all of this. She's always been loving and appreciative of her fans, but now her fans can't get near her because of Brad's bodygaurds, which Angelina never had on her own. I think Brad is the one with an ego, Angelina is just very insecure and wants people to love her, because she felt unloved growing up. I think Brad was like the ultimate golden trophy of what she wanted in someone loving her, and she probably should have been careful what she wished for, because now she's got it! In the end, Charlize Theron came out as the Star who holds her own and is her own name, Angelina was in that direction, but being with Brad kinda took away from it.
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Next thing you know these kids will be praised at the Vatican.... Ugh...
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Also who cares about her bastard children no wonder brad doesn't spend mush time with her any more when I was preggers I had to fight with my husband to leave me along, because he was with me ALL the time, but hey I guess my man loves me unlike hers
I can't stand her the freaks that worship her have created this prefect brangelina couple in their head and how brad and the lesbian s!uts relationship is so special and they fell madly in love when they worked together and other crap OH PLEASE 1st of all if they are so in love why then did she say in vanity fair they don't tell each other I love you and second there is nothing special about the way they met in fact that wh*re has slept with every guy or girl she has ever worked with among others she was f*cking collin ferrel when they worked together, she met her lesbian lover for 12 year jenny shimizu, on the set of a movie then she met her 1 st husband on a set of a movie he left her, then she met her second husband billy bob on a set of a movie he lefy her then he started working with pitt and began f*cking hin too she a immoral drity wh*re like her fans
I still have a notion that Darlene and Marlene are already here, and have to be fattened up some before they can be exhibited as fat sassy newborns.
Definitely C-section - her golden tunnel is a one-way street. Entry only, no exits.
angel - ooooooo. des suger include jj. feling bttr. ned food, thu
eeg - yr welcoe - hAHA. aj wil hvbe biger nips thn unfiney
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
DAE,
Thanks for the nekkid link, i feel better just knowing she has brown nips and is now in the running for best "hamburger nips" after two pregnancies.
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@DAE: just liquids - juice is ok, but sugar will make your head ache worse. The bitch of alcohol is that it dries you out - that's what makes you feel so shitty, so it's just good to stay hydrated.
ONT: We have a whole 'nother generation of this shit to look forward to. Great.
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Submitted by wildflower509 on July 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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The big deal about being in France is that the kids are more vehemently sheltered from the media there. As evidenced by her entrance into hospital. *eyeroll* (or I could finish that sentence with: it won't be long until they change all that.)
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Another instance of proving how nutz that Angie Jo is. Why is it better for a natural born child of American parents to be born in a foreign country? And a different foreign country for each bio child yet. Not rational thinking on mommy's part for sure. It's as if she's collecting birth countries as well as kids. Her mother was French CANADIAN, so that isn't a reason for France being the chosen site for this exhalted birth (joke here). This family is fast becoming a laughing stock of the entertainment world. They both seemed to have bought into their press releases claiming them to be above normal people. "Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols Before Me" .....hummmmmm. Not fooling me Angie Jo and Bradley Boy.
angel - ppl were sing drink wter, so i am, gross. nt driking gain, evea.
et hd to say smuting, aj mde a press thingy. et count ignre thatf.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by well blow me down on July 5, 2008 - 5:09pm.
I bet her French medical team won't be running any drug testing on those babies. Lord only knows what kind of chemicals they will have in their blood.
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ITA. In fact, I can't help but wonder if the reason that she was admitted to the hospital so early is so she could detox slowly before the births so that they aren't born addicted. The PR statement from the doctor saying that she's just fine and dandy and was admitted early for "observation" because she had a C-section before seemed kind of suspicious. Protesting too much? Methinks.
*running away from loonies*
@ DAE: O good - I just came to check on you!
It's about time they retracted! Yeesh! Good thing the average North American has the attention span of a five year old. They can stay in business.
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ws gonna post thsu b4 b forgot
Entertainment Tonight admits being wrong about Angelina Jolie birth news
By ANI on Friday, July 4, 2008
Filed Under: Entertainment
New York, July 4 (ANI): After weeks of refusing to retract its false report that Angelina Jolie had given birth to her twins, Entertainment Tonight is finally owning up to the fact that they got it wrong.
The TV show breathlessly rushed to announce that the actress had given birth in France.
The story, posted on the TV show’s Web site, cited a ‘source close to Jolie.’
However, ET has finally conceded that they were a bit premature with the news.
“ETonline had previously been given false information about the birth, but are happy to report that her doctor has now confirmed to us that the twins will arrive ‘in the weeks to come,’ ” the New York Daily News quoted the popular news show, as saying via its Web site. (ANI)
http://www.freshnews.in/entertainment-tonight-admits-being-wrong-about-a...
AJ nedked nsfw
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~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Radio Siren -
You stated what I've known all along very eloquently. Unfortunately, I am one of the few who isn't brainwashed into believing she's a good person, but I think I am brainwashed into believing she's the most beautiful woman. Help me.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 6, 2008 - 12:52am.
DAE-- Coming in late here but I am concerned-- this has probably been asked but what is UP WITH YOUR AVIE, girl? He's cute, but not Christina. Are you okay??
that is...cnt remeber. david. dr whoo seson finalle was on tv toniht. man was topless. hd to selebrate. am drunk 2nit, nt ok. sore head./
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
maybe part of the reason angelina chose the hospital in nice is because the city's mayor is willing to make announcements like this. something must be done for the starving press and the public that is simply clamoring for news about the Holy Pair.
I am not sure any more if the holy pair are brad and angelina or the twins or maddox and zahara or pax and shiloh or james haven and angelina. all I know is there are two of them and we're supposed to be impressed.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 5, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by Linda Lou on July 5, 2008 - 2:27pm.
It is very special for a baby whose parents are Americans to be born in a foreign country.
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I'm sorry, why????
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If you are French - that's just obvious.
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Submitted by Linda Lou on July 5, 2008 - 2:27pm.
It is very special for a baby whose parents are Americans to be born in a foreign country.
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I'm sorry, why????
DAE-- Coming in late here but I am concerned-- this has probably been asked but what is UP WITH YOUR AVIE, girl? He's cute, but not Christina. Are you okay??
deb - wha has fish gt 2 do wth n e ting? spankins r fun. ewww puke. puke b a song 2. goood song.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
DAE,
I am going to tell your mother, little girl.
***tapping foot and giving you the fish eye***
A spanking is in order. You are going to puke your guts up tomorrow.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Bradi,
My best conspiracy theory to date, and yes I had some believing it, haha, is that this is some idea that Brad and Jennifer cooked up on their romantic vacation in Mexico just prior to separation.
Brad runs home to Jennifer with all three of his natural children to be reared by the original "super" couple. LOL, that way Jennifer does not have to ruin her rocking bod by getting mothers hips and they get the family they wanted.
Angie gets her orphans and all is right with the world.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
deb - ment 2 b fun n wnted 2 c wht all da ffuss was bout. at lest fam dont knw. haha.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
DAE,
What the hell are you doing getting all snockered up you little vixen! Do not make me cyber fly over there to kick you in the arse!
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
The golden twins look nice.I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy them.
They should refuse that shit, it's just ridiculous. They probably won't though cause they're all about getting their name in the paper.
But don't you think she will have another C-section?
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Probably, a lot of these Hollywood celebs are opting for it. At least X-tina was honest about, unlike some who claim breech or other complications. Why lie?
Are Americans allowed to have dual citizenship?
boomsy on July 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Not even born yet and I'm sick of them already. Why does the world fawn over Angelina Jolie? I don't get it.
- In not getting it, you get it, get it?
On T: So all their skittles will have duo-citizenships? Is that how it works?
My bestest wish is that the Brad packs up the bio kids and hits the ground running....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I just threw up. Down right disgusting I tell ya!
Does this mean they'll get the key to the city every time they bust a nut in Nice? I expect they'll receive a condo if they shart in there.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 5, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Nice makes an excellent salad.
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so does Caesar, and Mr Cobb....(though I leave the Bleu Cheese out)
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