Saturday, July 5th 2008
Who Wore It Better?
Sorry, but Jenny McCarthy won this round. Jim Carrey may have the attitude and it looks like RuPaul's "Supermodel" is playing in his head while he's working that swimsuit, but the bitch did not come prepared.
First of all, that suit makes his badonkadonk look fat. His chichis could use a little padding AND homegirl didn't wax her crotch jungle. Take some NADS to that mess! WAIT!? And is that cellulite I see on Jim? Quick! Get Phoebe Price and her cellulite-finding magnifying glass to get to the bottom of this.
Jim, next time try a Miraclesuit tankini.
Here's more of Jenny and Jim being bored and entertaining the paparazzi outside their shack in Malibu yesterday.
Splash, Wenn
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Um...He totally stole that idea from John Mayer (ok, he did Borat but it IS very close) and I don't hate Jenny McCarthy.
That is all.
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I've never liked either one of them. I don't think I've ever laughed at ANYTHING that Jim Carrey has said or done and the bathing suit stunt isn't any funnier. He just looks like a moron.
A couple that belong together,,he accepted her son and helped him out of his shell, good for him. I loved him in the Truman show and Bruce Almighty.
good for Jim...i think that's really funny
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Good to see you PSL. Yeah, I'm very thankful to not have to look at a mass of PP's cottage cheese flapping around in the wind this early in the morning. That would send me running to the bathroom, and not in a good way.
Wait a minute, it's not early in the morning, it's noon!
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At least Jim isn't doing a cartwheel....eh?
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I'd rather see him on a beach than Phoebe. He does need to do a better job at tucking it in, though. Perhaps he could take some lessons from the Pussycat Dolls.
Hope you all enjoyed the Independence Day holiday. My liver has just declared independence this morning.
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Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 11:20am.
i don't know, i have a soft spot for Jenny McCarthy... wait, did i say soft?
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Yep! lol
ON T: I'll laugh when Jim decides to don a bikini. The one piece - it's been done.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 10:26am.
"Jenny has always annoyed me. She is NOT funny- all she does is make stupid faces, and fart noises. I like some "smarts" in my humor. Though I do respect what she is doing for Autism research.....I will say that."
thank you!
and I totally thought she was paris there
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Has there ever been a more fitting couple than these two?
That's an ugly swimsuit on both of them. I actually dislike Jenny on her autism stuff, I think she's kinda loopy. And in an unfunny way.
Never heard of him.
http://danceontheroof.com
That is fucking FUNNY. heheheee
Jenny has always annoyed me. She is NOT funny- all she does is make stupid faces, and fart noises. I like some "smarts" in my humor. Though I do respect what she is doing for Autism research.....I will say that.
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I've never liked him. He just tries too hard, it makes me feel embarassed for him.
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i don't know, i have a soft spot for Jenny McCarthy... wait, did i say soft?
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