Saturday, July 5th 2008
Who Wore It Better?
Sorry, but Jenny McCarthy won this round. Jim Carrey may have the attitude and it looks like RuPaul's "Supermodel" is playing in his head while he's working that swimsuit, but the bitch did not come prepared.
First of all, that suit makes his badonkadonk look fat. His chichis could use a little padding AND homegirl didn't wax her crotch jungle. Take some NADS to that mess! WAIT!? And is that cellulite I see on Jim? Quick! Get Phoebe Price and her cellulite-finding magnifying glass to get to the bottom of this.
Jim, next time try a Miraclesuit tankini.
Here's more of Jenny and Jim being bored and entertaining the paparazzi outside their shack in Malibu yesterday.
Splash, Wenn
If my husband fit into my swimsuit, I would slit my fat wrists!
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!
I think these two are great together, they make a nice couple and seem to suit each other. I hope it works out for them.
retarded-- love it. Jim wore it best. She's blah.
one of favorite movies is "Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind" starring Jim and Kate Winslet.
Submitted by nebajnim on July 6, 2008 - 10:54am.
Yeah, if you call letting autistic kids die from horrible almost dead diseases good
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I'm not quite sure where you're getting that, or what you're trying to say...
In the vaccines we have now, there is a lot of crap (for lack of a better word) contained in them that are suspected causes of autism. I feel that as technology improves, older vaccines should be revisited and possibly improved. I believe (with the amount of news I've heard about this topic) that this is what Jenny is trying to accomplish. Her own son is autistic, I don't think she's out to let him "die from horrible almost dead diseases..."
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Yeah, if you call letting autistic kids die from horrible almost dead diseases good, I guess they are doing something. Jenny Mcartney--done. Why any guy with Jim Carrey's cash would run around with that worn out ho is beyond me. Her cunt is probably real wide. I hate that.
Aww, you guys! Your skanky little hearts are all shrivelled and black...lol. I like this couple! They're trying to do something good for autistic kids, Jim is good to Jenny's little son, they're marching for better vaccines, and they're not total fame whores. Jim just got all gussied up like that as a joke - I think it's funny! :)
If they were making a scene every second day "Lookit me! Lookit me! Lookit MEEEEE!" then I'd want them to fuck off and die, but this? Naw. I'll save the hate for Tommy Girl and his Xenu butt-buddies.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
They're both asswipes.
I wonder if he'll marry this one: he's a serial monogamist until the possibilty of "marriage" comes into the equation.
Jim is funny. Jenny is an asswipe.
uh uh jimmy definately wears it better(*snapping my fingers in the air in living color style*)lololol he is so freakin stupid!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Nice. They def share the same size
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
i'm no jim carrey fan, but he is working it out in that suit...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
thats pretty funny, actually. they play it off well.
Jim looks better in that suit than Jenny does, but she looks pretty good too.
Oh,she is so hot!I just want to make love with her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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I'd give Carrey the win, just for the self-confidence he's showing here.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Submitted by Sayonara on July 5, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Oh my I forgot all about that movie! Is it on cable already?!
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I have no idea - I get my movies from a *ahem* "friend".
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i'd take them both, actually
I don't know. I have a retarded sense of humor so they're both funny to me.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 12:29pm.
O - I'm sure you're just a jellus H8ter, Mr. President.
ONT (edited to add: or whatever): You know Pam made a movie called Blonde and Blonder? I saw it, it was shit. I'm pretty sure she stole the idea from that scene she did with Jenny in Scream (3?). THAT was pretty good, tho.
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Oh my I forgot all about that movie! Is it on cable already?!
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Submitted by lizardo911 on July 5, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I really don't like either of these dudes. I can't watch a whole movie with Jim in it.
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The only movie that I saw him in was Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He was funny on In Living Color, but that is about it.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 8:07am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 5, 2008 - 9:04am.
I bet he was making rubber faces and she was laffing like a hyena.
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but that's so FUNNY!
Isn't it?
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*giggles*
Well I think they both look great. Specially Jim. How many actors have we seen his age and not working totally let themselves go. At least he's keeping his shit toned up.
she looks embarrased
I really don't like either of these dudes. I can't watch a whole movie with Jim in it. He is way too much to take and he is stupid. Jenny is okay, but she looks bottom heavy in this picture. Even with the big fake boobs, she still looks like a pear. Maybe she needs some lipo now...
It actually took me a while to figure out who was wearing it best. I guess Jenny wins?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Something just screams Photoshop at me everytime I see that picture. Tho, Doggie knows that Jim Carey will do anything.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
I could only wish to look that good in a one peice. I need a whole flour sack at this stage. a shoulder-to-toes sack.
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And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
Jim rocked that swimsuit!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ummm not to question Jim's manhood r anything but I have NEVER been with a man that could wear my clothes and wear them that damn well!
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
Which ones Jim again...?
I kid, i kid... One of the few couples i actually like.
OMFG - take a look at Jim's varicose veins!! And he hasn't even carried twins!
Jenny is one crazy bitch. She's part of this Indigo Moms thing that talks about incarnations of earthly humans and aliens, too. It's all very confusing and boring. She's almost as bad as Tommy Girl.
I can't stand either one of them or their chins
Submitted by kbug on July 5, 2008 - 9:50am.
i'd be upset if my husband could fit into my bathing suit.
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heheheheheee....right? One of my bf's was 5'7 and skinny....I felt like a moose around him....and I'm small!
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Jenny wins it. I prefer fish.
i'd be upset if my husband could fit into my bathing suit.
I thought it was ParASS,too!
Submitted by Mr. President on July 5, 2008 - 11:32am.
LMFAO at the avie angel!
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LOL! I forgot about that! I'd like it to be better - I wish you could see his lips - they're luscious!
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LMFAO at the avie angel! I just noticed that. Red Sox Nation will love you for it. HAHA, you suck A-Rod.
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O - I'm sure you're just a jellus H8ter, Mr. President.
ONT (edited to add: or whatever): You know Pam made a movie called Blonde and Blonder? I saw it, it was shit. I'm pretty sure she stole the idea from that scene she did with Jenny in Scream (3?). THAT was pretty good, tho.
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So long as Jim has cut his fucking hair, I'm cool with him. As for Jennie, I preferred the soft-core porn version.
Submitted by Stacy on July 5, 2008 - 11:55am.
I've never liked either one of them. I don't think I've ever laughed at ANYTHING that Jim Carrey has said or done and the bathing suit stunt isn't any funnier.
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Not even Dumb and Dumber?? My dad even laughed at that one!
HAHA, Angel. I was tempted to say George W. Bush instead of Steve O., but didn't want to risk offending any of the 25% of Americans who approve of the job he's doing.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Yeah, Mr. Prez, and I betcha the Cable Guy was a chapter from his Dad's life story.
At any rate: What a pasty, pasty man. I'm pretty sure he's gonna hurt someone someday. I'm not sure why I think that, I just do.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 11:58am.
Um...He totally stole that idea from John Mayer (ok, he did Borat but it IS very close) and I don't hate Jenny McCarthy.
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You think that's bad, he totally stole the "Dumb and Dumber" storyline from Steve O's autobiography.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love Jim Carrey, but I Jenny McCrappy is still an annoying skank. Jim looks like Vera de Milo here! (In Living Color character).
Submitted by Sheeps on July 5, 2008 - 9:04am.
I bet he was making rubber faces and she was laffing like a hyena.
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but that's so FUNNY!
Isn't it?
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"You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight, and you're lucky it's Ladies' Night...."
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
... I'd still hit that...
I bet he was making rubber faces and she was laffing like a hyena.