What Is Wino Doing Outside?!
Who let the crackhead out of the bag?! Wino is supposed to be grounded! She is in so much fucking trouble. Daddy Wino is totally going to add on an extra week to her crackpipe restriction. She'll have to smoke her crack out of light bulbs.
Anyway, the Crackie of Camden was back to terrorizing the streets of London this morning. She stopped by a kosher food store to pick up some snacks and accidentally smudged the glass counter. She tried to clean it by rubbing her bony ass on it. Great, now they have to send that counter to the nearest toxic waste dump. It's ruined.
I totally miss Wino's filthy ass ballet slippers. The nurse shoes just aren't doing the trick. Although, the fact that she's kept them so clean looking this long is fucking mind-boggling.
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She needs to be in the hospital. For her mental and physical health a.s.a.p!
What's wrong with the first picture? Other than the E.coli on the glass case, the phone needs to be in a museum.
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
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Does she look, ummm . . . h e a l t h y?
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Exercising pointless futility.
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oh, you're awake, 'eh?... just in time, i gotta nap... be a good girl... meh, be bad and be good at it!
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Happy Nappy Poo!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 4:53pm.
oh, you're awake, 'eh?... just in time, i gotta nap... be a good girl... meh, be bad and be good at it!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 3:42am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 4:40am.
night, angel!... by the way, i like the beard on A-Rod's wife... nice touch!
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I cut her hair too! Damn these tiny pictures!
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She should just join a circus.
Freak shows are always looking for help.
Submitted by Miss Lios on July 5, 2008 - 11:56am.
Well, I'd rather she'd be clean and tipsy than skinny, filthy along with being itchy and scratchy, at her performances.
Winehouse was a bit wobbly and she fd up a couple of songs "Just Friends", and "Addicted". She did her usually BS 'scattin', forgetting and mumbling, errrr, improvising her lyrics. Winehouse filled out nicely, though. So far, she no longer looks like she worships The Crack God.
Well, we'll see after Blaaaaaake's trial.......
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 5, 2008 - 9:05am.
Does anyone remember the really old SNLs where Phil Hartman did Frank Sinatra & he had a talk show?
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O - so THOSE are the REALLY old ones now? LOL!
Good Lord, I'm not even old and it's starting already!
Outside of all that - I know what you mean.
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Wino showed up in Madrid's Rock in Rio drunk as hell. She, however, managed to deliver strong vocals, according to the Spanish press. So, all that crap about her having emphysema wasn't true, apparently.
I'm sure her hair is breaking height reqs.
http://danceontheroof.com
is she wiping her ass on the window?
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Submitted by Nanners on July 5, 2008 - 6:35am.
Anyway, I didn't know crack was kosher. The more you know...
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it is??? and to think of all the years i stuck to good ole kosher meth... JUST KIDDIN'
btw, i don't care if the Winos are Jewish (they are, oy!) they should NEVER be allowed in a kosher deli. Or in any deli. Or anywhere with food, actually. I think we have a winner to blame for the salmonella outbreak.
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*holding little sock monkey nose* I hope the owner called in a HazMat Unit after this crack ass purchased her shit. I can see the cooties & smell the stench from here. Bleah!
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Does anyone remember the really old SNLs where Phil Hartman did Frank Sinatra & he had a talk show? He had Billy Idol & "Sinead O'Connor" (Jan Hooks) on. Every time "Sinead" would answer a q, "Frank" would say things like, "Can't understand a word." That's how I feel about Wino.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Wino should market her own cereals:
Count Crackula
Crackie-O's
Crack Flakes
Honey Bunches of Rocks
Apple Cracks
Ok, I'll stop, now.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Tuesday cannot come fast enough for me.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
As usual, Mitch can't stick to what he says or does. She probably told him she was going to church and he believed it. I find it amazingly tragicomic that she was running away from her own father. This is the same woman that punches random people at concerts and headbutts innocent bystanders; she coulda taken Mitch in round one.
Submitted by eidolem on July 4, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Amen, my fellow Canuck. Lazy ass American bloggers!
Anyway, I didn't know crack was kosher. The more you know...
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Where the hell is Will Truman to clean up that nastay ass-cum crack Jewess mess?
Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 4:40am.
night, angel!... by the way, i like the beard on A-Rod's wife... nice touch!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 5, 2008 - 3:29am.
OT: what the fuck is the topic?.. oh yeah, Wino...
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Ok, NOW I'm sleepy!
I wish I could keep up with you, ESE, but my brain just halted. I think I'm suffering from skeezer overload.
(;x) a wonk-eyed kiss for you!
G'nite!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 4:27am.
sleep?... i think i'm allergic
OT: what the fuck is the topic?.. oh yeah, Wino... nah
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Yeah, Ese...
So far that idea has gotten me as far as fixing A-Rod's makeup twice. You don't do the sleep thing, either?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 4:06am.
I need some sleep already
hehehe!... "sleep"... good luck with that!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Submitted by yucko
God, PLEASE tell me that's not what all this is about! Being sexy? Yeesh! She was fine sexy the way she was before. Maybe she wasn't "pretty" but what the hell has that ever had to do with anything anyway? Barbie doesn't equal sexy, dammit! What are we, all of us 15 now? That so better not be why she's all fucked up. The whole Blake issue doesn't make me feel much better about the idea, that's fersure.
End rant. I need some sleep already.
PS. Thanks for writing that note - I hope she gets it.
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She actually looks somewhat healthier, her skin is different and she looks a bit plumper.. why can't she just drink! She's kosher but can stick drugs inside her hmmm. She is actually looking pretty, a month ago she looked like some crazed crackhead.. uhmm oh yeah that's what she is/was lol.
She was probably just being "cheeky" but...
(Not so) Dear Amy,
You're not sexy. Give it up. And pretty much everything you do to try to be sexy only exacerbates the condition.
who let crackpunzel out of her crack den? somebody better tell her to get her bony ass home before papa crackhead cracks the crackpipe and not in the good way
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oh crackpunzel crackpunzel let down your crackpipe
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Submitted by thebiglebowski on July 4, 2008 - 8:02pm.
where the hell did that "the sword of time" poem come from? i would like to know who wrote that
it's part of a song.. "Suicide is Painless" the M*A*S*H theme song, written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics)
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Is that lady in the last pic a wizard masquerading as a muggle? They never get it right!
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Love is a Losing Game at Rock in Rio, Madrid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krh_ookbVQc
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10th thumb the clerk is wondering what Amy put in the hive.busted! :>
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Guess that lockdown did some good. Wino actually sounded decent at that concert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UDpnTNNPrY
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she looks fat in the main pic waist up. Amy has one of the ugliest bodies I have ever seen. Zero ass, super skiny masculine legs, yet barrel chested, and on top bloated. And you cant even blame the drugs entirely because she had the same body proportions, when she was younger and healthier in her "Frank" album days. With how important her "image" seems to be to Amy I can see why her unfortunate looks drove her to drugs. At least she has her musical talent for what its worth.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Wino had to perform Rock in Rio in Spain, today: http://music.sympatico.msn.ca/abc/newsandfeatures/contentposting_news.as...
Probably the reason for the 'lockdown'.
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Ew at her arm pit.. it looks like its dying or something..... gross..
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Submitted by rotten_egg on July 4, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Wow! She sort of looks clean
...define clean.
because I stay clean and she looks nowhere close to my level.
oh...and she's still a cunt!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 1:44am.
DAE, Kian E makes me wish I was twenty allllll over again.
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I know the man is soo hot.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/Kian%20Egan%20...
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
In the main pic it looks like she's about to add one more brownie to the bakery display case.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 7:41pm.
altho once a guy handed out a bunch of Cohibas from Canada for a celebration.
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Yes...I can't remember if LCT's in Ontario, tho...
He speaks English so it's all good with me (j/k;p)
Um...I'm pretty sure Cohibas are Cuban, yes? O! I just got it! I've been sitting here tryna figure that one out but you guys aren't talking to Cuba, right?
I used to hang with a bunch of Cuban refugees(?) living on a beach in Vancouver. They were awesome fun:)
ONT: She looks like she's flashing the lunchmeat.
I was born in Cali but my mama said: Ain't no way I'm raising a child in this crazy place! And took me to the Yukon. Taking various detours for no particular reason, I got to the Tdot before I was 2. At any right, my mama was right. She was crazy enough all on her own and really didn't need any help;p
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DAE, Kian E makes me wish I was twenty allllll over again.
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Hey? Canuck like LCT? I am the only one in all of the US of A that likes Bare Naked Ladies. Loved them since the early nineties... That is just about as Canadian as I get altho once a guy handed out a bunch of Cohibas from Canada for a celebration. I got several of them from him. He was delightful.
Oh, and then there are those Mounties...sigh.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Off Topic -
sorry but i HAD TO post these pics of my fave Irish men, sexy & talented to boot. (all pics SFW)
Kian Egan
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/Kian%20Egan%20...
♥♥♥♥♥♥Mark Feehily♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/Mark%20Feehily...
Nicky Bryne
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/Nicky%20Byrne%...
Shane Filan
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/Shane%20Filan%...
*ahem* yes. I need to cool down now.
random funny
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/Xtinasimplythebest/r7tb9u.gif
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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Nope. I'm a Canuck! KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrookookoo KoorookooKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How's it goin', eh?
And I was thinking that Ms. Carter must had some kind of AMAZING rejuvination therapy! But it also mighty clean looking for Chyna - mind you, I never really knew her until she was busted.
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All I see is lice and crabs all over that counter. Poor owners. Grab the lysol. Time to delouse the joint.
Angel, I thought both you and DAE were in England now.
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She looks completely out of place in all those pictures. It's funny. What the hell is the guy in the orange shirt up to? He looks like he's pretending to pump her, for goodness sake.
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Angel,
laughing, it is Chyna! But she would make a great nutcracker...practice they say.
Luved REM and B-52s. Dispite "shiney happy people". Kate P reminded me of Grace Slick, vocally. Magical times.
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