Own A Piece Of Pure Elegance
The Empress of Lucite has offered us peons a chance to own a piece from her collection of elegant treasures. Shauna Sand is auctioning off an exquisite robe bought from Linens N' Things on the exclusive and private website, eBay. The auction reads:
Playboy Playmate & TV & Film Star Shauna Sand's Size L Pink Frottier Cawo Robe worn during her Playboy Playmate shoot and an amazing one-of-a-kind photo of Shauna modeling the robe just for you autographed by Shauna herself and Certificate of Authenticity! Direct from Shauna's Bedroom to Your Doorstep!An amazing bonus brought to you by Shauna herself! Shauna is also going to send you a one-of-a-kind photo of her modeling therobe just for you! Shauna has autographed the photo (in real ink!) especially for the winner! This photo can be found nowhere else on the planet!
What a collector's item!
I'm pretty sure Size L stands for Size LUXURY. And what the hell does "real ink" mean? Shauna probably means liquid gold, because that's the only thing she uses to sign things.
This isn't the first time Shauna has put her elegant goods up for sale. A couple of months ago, she tried to sell rocks on eBay! Speaker rocks! I envy the lucky bitch who owns those things.
If Shauna's royal robe isn't under my Christmas bonsai tree this year, I'm going to be livid. You whores better start putting your dimes together, because this auction is going to reach at least $1 million. Luxury like this doesn't come cheap!
Click here to bid! BID!!!!
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"PARIS IS FOR LOVERS" IS THE QUOTE ON UNDIES.
Yes i am truly bored.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Lipstick: Mr. Hekki has a "collectors" issue with a photo of her in it. It's the top 100 Playmates issue. I was looking for photos of Mimi Rogers' spread (Yes, the former Mrs. Tommyboy was in Playboy!) and I saw the Shauna photo. She used to be pretty, and had a fantastic body. She's another Jenna Jameson; used to be hot, lost it all to drugs and the scalpel.
Wow MK is getting in the spirit of July Fouth today with his favorite all american Elegant beauty Shauna Sand! hahha! Well I'll take Shauna over Brangelina. But I still like CoCo the best!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
hey angel! why the hell does someone have three myspaces?
what a joke.
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
Is this bitch really that broke?
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by Sheeps on July 4, 2008 - 7:56pm.
What's written on her undies?
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It's downtime. I tried to find out - it looks like the first word said: Paris but I can't make out the second one.
She has, like, 3 myspaces and one says: I keep my husband's last name because it makes me feel important. Anyhow, she used to be kinda pretty before she started fucking around the knife.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
I think the L stands for leprosy!
guaranteed to be carrying some nasty disease...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
"Film star"?????
Award-winning actor Carrot Top...
High fashion model Jordan...
Trend-setting style icon Phoebe Price...
Multi-talented celebrity Heidi Montag...
Business entrepreneur Spencer (What's that douchebag's last name?)...
I could go on and on and on and on and on...
Submitted by Pernicious on July 4, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Thank God for the genius that inserted the arrows in the picture cos I wasn't sure what they were selling
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LOL! I thought she was gonna be selling her house!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
What's written on her undies? I'm sure it's tasteful. The eBay pic is slightly easier to read but I suspect you have to know what it is already to make sense of it.
What? No lucite heels thrown in with the robe? I'll pass.
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Thank God for the genius that inserted the arrows in the picture cos I wasn't sure what they were selling
I wouldn't take it if it was free. It's effin ugly.
From the auction~
Your collector's item will be shipped very discreetly in a plain post office box.
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Yeah, because you wouldn't want anyone to know you bought that lice riddled thing on eBay.
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Dick happens! - MK
Heh, heh, heh angel_i.
"DListese". A secret language of its own. Ya gotta keep up. It's a fluid language.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 4, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Gawd. TWO posts about Shauna Snatchal in ONE day??
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and the only two times I've ever seen the word "snatchal" - both times in regards to Shauna. I can't IMAGINE why that is!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Gawd. TWO posts about Shauna Snatchal in ONE day??
This is worse than MK's obsession with PP.
Ooooh. Maybe those two beechez will get into a cat fight for MK's attention. Sweet!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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what is particularly disturbing, besides her delusion that she looks good, is the fact that she appears to suffer from famewhoritis. Her greatest claim to fame is being on the receiving end of Lamas sperm and MK's obsession with her lucite heels. Someone needs to tell her that "paint by numbers" does not apply when it comes to makeup!!!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
what is particularly disturbing, besides her delusion that she looks good, is the fact that she appears to suffer from famewhoritis. Her greatest claim to fame is being on the receiving end of Lamas sperm and MK's obsession with her lucite heels. Someone needs to tell her that "paint by numbers" does not apply when it comes to makeup!!!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
...and also disturbed
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
her crotch looks disturbing.
I wouldn't waste my hard-earned money on that garbage. It's probably laced with fleas anyways.
no, MK, "L" is for eLegant!
I'd like to see her Playboy playmate shoot. She must 've looked completely different then. I mean they have some ugly broads in Playboy but not THAT ugly...
What?!?!?! $399?!?!?! I would buy it for you, MK, if it were cheaper. But then again, u probably make more than me with ur successful blog :)
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shauna mixes her own ink. it's a hobby. ;)
WTF is MK thinking? There is NO WAY in Hell you can EVER wash the skank out of that thing, let alone FUMIGATE it. He's more drunk than I am. So far.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Eh...never heard of her.
http://danceontheroof.com
you can rub a plastic fuck doll on a robe... same thing
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Bitch must be DESPERATE for cash.
And when the fuck was she playmate? 1926?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Mike - I feel your pain! These posts and this Miller Lite does not a party make.
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
She looks as if she is draped in funeral curtains! She is the epitome of tackiness.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Two Shauna posts in one day, MK? Goddamn you!
She looks like stale beef jerky in hot pink panties.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
If the bidding started at like $10 I was going to bid. I'd get at least $50 entertainment value out of buying it for MK (I'm not rich, but that would be significantly entertaining). $399, though, sorry MK I'm neither that rich nor would I be that entertained.
Ok maybe I'd be $399 entertained, but my husband would probably stab me in my sleep for spending that much on a pink robe to give to a trashy celebrity blogger.
Now wait let's analyze that previous statement... I always refer to dlisted as "My favorite trashy celebrity blog" but you could also interpret that statement as calling MK trashy... hmmm...
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Nice robe, shame about the nipples.
does that robe have shoulder pads?
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
MK is totally trying to make me blow chunks today with these nasty posts.
The first thing I thought when I read "(in real ink!)" was "what was she autographing shit in Acme Disappearing Ink before?"
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
I thought that was Paris Hilton
same day, different ho...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
wtf is that robe made of anyway? it looks like it should be a bathroom rug...
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
funny, hookers will let ya keep the clothes for an extra fifty... not that i know
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Pic taken on the balcony of her townhouse in Palmdale.
SHAUNA IS PERFECTION ON EARTH
In real ink??? Holy cow
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
I wouldn't pay a penny for this nonsense.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
too bad it wasn't up for bid before your birthday MK....
where do you find this shit? Are you set up for "Shauna Alerts" or something?
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton