Own A Piece Of Pure Elegance
The Empress of Lucite has offered us peons a chance to own a piece from her collection of elegant treasures. Shauna Sand is auctioning off an exquisite robe bought from Linens N' Things on the exclusive and private website, eBay. The auction reads:
Playboy Playmate & TV & Film Star Shauna Sand's Size L Pink Frottier Cawo Robe worn during her Playboy Playmate shoot and an amazing one-of-a-kind photo of Shauna modeling the robe just for you autographed by Shauna herself and Certificate of Authenticity! Direct from Shauna's Bedroom to Your Doorstep!An amazing bonus brought to you by Shauna herself! Shauna is also going to send you a one-of-a-kind photo of her modeling therobe just for you! Shauna has autographed the photo (in real ink!) especially for the winner! This photo can be found nowhere else on the planet!
What a collector's item!
I'm pretty sure Size L stands for Size LUXURY. And what the hell does "real ink" mean? Shauna probably means liquid gold, because that's the only thing she uses to sign things.
This isn't the first time Shauna has put her elegant goods up for sale. A couple of months ago, she tried to sell rocks on eBay! Speaker rocks! I envy the lucky bitch who owns those things.
If Shauna's royal robe isn't under my Christmas bonsai tree this year, I'm going to be livid. You whores better start putting your dimes together, because this auction is going to reach at least $1 million. Luxury like this doesn't come cheap!
Click here to bid! BID!!!!
Thanks Brucie
It didn't sell. So maybe the percentage of smart peeps in this world is higher than I had originally estimated .... Makes Monday easier to take.
Still no bids! Hahaha. How humiliating if no one buys it... But, really. Who the hell would?
No thanks. She can keep that crab infested thing.
What fuckery is this. The first clue that something's way way off is TV & Film Star. L..O..L But I do have a few dimes to rub together. I think, "Hell, do it for M.K., think of Christmas." What really scares me is that someone might find out (yeah, it better come in a discreet box) and I'll be the butt of everyone's (they're a viscous bunch) jokes until I die. Which I would actually deserve. Pass.
HAHA, PSL. You mean nobody wants to pay the $399? Are they charging extra for the crabs?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
STILL ZERO BIDS.
hahahahhahahaha
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"You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before....."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
so ss has moved on to hawking robes...what happened to gig of whoring herself out for those nifty rock speakers on ebay a few months ago?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
OMG,she looks so sexy!I just want to make love with her.hehehe... I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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They should have started the auction at 99 cents no reserve. It isn't like anyone actually cares about her or she has fans. At least the speaker rocks were functional.
I have to say: I would not pay three dolla and ninety-nine cents for that thing even if she WASN'T wearing it, never mind three hundred. It's, actually, pretty damn atrocious, if you ask me. But it looks comfy, that's true.
Still no bids. Imagine!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 -11:28am.
STILL no bids.....LMAO
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For real! Shauna should take her heap of mess to one of those consignment shops so they can try and sell her things.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
STILL no bids.....LMAO
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"The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you...."
-Aretha Franklin "Say A Little Prayer (For You)"
She's embarrassing. She looks like a drag queen.
On eBay you can send questions to the seller. I think we should all write in and ask her if she washed it to get all the jizz stains and racing stripes out of it.
sweet. I want to buy it and sleep in it so then i can look like an absolute man like her.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Trannies could give this bitch a run for her money...and not one would purchase that stupid robe.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ZERO bids!!!
lol
ZiggyStardust, I heart you.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Playboy is so sleazy. It makes my skin crawl.
I hate the way that it's become some permanent fixture of popular culture, and it's a complete mind fuck how people can still hold appearing in this magazine as an achievement. Even ten plus years after the event!
Every time I see a piece of Bunny branded merchandise, I want to punch somebody.
You couldn't give that rag to me for free.
I bought two "autographed" glossys from e-gay, and they turned out to be real autographs, but COPIED in blue ink. Fucktards.
to bjork you
it is almost too good to be true... his name is spencer pratt.
ot... shuana and the bathrobe. the real ink and discreet shipping box are the elegant touches to be expected in a shauna ebay auction.
damn my chest hurts so much (cry)
0 bids... classic! HAHAHAHA!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Dumb Bitch can't even spell her own name right. Here is a sentence from her over-blown description;
"Here is what the winner of this very special auction will receive from SHAUAN:"
Ugh!
Her daughters are doomed to slutdom.
Is there anything Lorenzo can do to save his poor offspring?
Holy shit Sheeps- I haven't watched local news yet, had no idea.......
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
PSL, there was a fire in Malibu Canyon all afternoon. It was smoky as shit out here.
I wonder if she'll trade back the speaker rocks I bought.
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Deb there are fires near Santa Barbara too....puppies think it's the end of the world. They don;t know what the fuck is going on....seems like it is finished over here, but I am keeping volumes up, just in case.....
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
poor pooch.
They just don't understand how silly humans are about the 4th and New Years Eve. Got home from work one New Years Eve to find a quivering hot furry mess hiding in the jacuzzi tub in bathroom.
This is the same furry mess that had to be led into the shower in master for bathtime because he would have nothing to do with that tub. Just looking for somewhere dark to hide.
I din't realize you have fires going on that close to your area. you can smell the smoke? i know Big Sur has Big Probs but that is all I hear over here on the third coast.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Nice camel toe.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
Puppies are freaking? Hell, I'M freaking at the fireworks. I can't decide if they're actual fireworks or gunshots. The holiday adds confusion to what is normally a clear conclusion.
OT: Does Shauna send her crabs along with the garment?
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 9:17pm.
He's a big baby who needs to grow some stones. He's shivering and skulking into rooms where he's not allowed to go. He's now lying by the front door with his head down over his paws, eyes wide open. It must seem friggin loud for dogs. Plus we're having a local wildfire so strangeness is in the air for him.
Sheeps, Is your puppy better now? Is there a serious hug-a-thon going on in CA? I have my nose to screen trying to see...
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
I just got my stomach settled from puking up brats and beer......here we go again, thanks a lot
Oh no Sheeps!
Mine seems to be ok so far....windows closed, A/C and Fan on full blast, plus television is loud.... but your poor puppy!
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
Sheeps, I will fedex you a huge Sherlock Holmes size magnifying glass and next time you can tell granny you need to look into getting bifocals.
You made me laugh out loud (IRL) over nose to screen image. I thought I was the only one who did that. Sometimes, inquiring minds just need to know...
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I am surprised it's a size L.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Yeah, I had my eyes an inch away from the monitor, staring at her snatchal area. My grandmother walked in and now wants an explanation.
Ack, my puppy is freaking at the fireworks.
Deb, you sure were brave to enlarge that picture!
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
Sheeps, it was easy. clicked on ebay link and went to enlarge picture. took about 20 seconds. Oh My Dog! I got you for a change.... LOL.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JUPITER!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 7:05pm.
"PARIS IS FOR LOVERS" IS THE QUOTE ON UNDIES.
*bowing down, expecting smack on head* How did you figure that out? And isn't Paris more for fuckers?
As of 8:10 pm, West Coast time, 0 bids! (maybe MK has a chance!!!)
Ooo, Deb...Impressive! Maybe we can write a book one day: Little Known Facts About Shauna Sand. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to whore it around for us:)
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Shauna is also going to send you a one-of-a-kind photo of her modeling therobe just for you!
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Just watch. Everything will be exactly the same but she'll be flashing her crooked (and then photshopped) nipples! O man! I may even introduce myself to the schmo that buys it just to find out. If he buys it quick before my ADD kicks in.
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Angel. I got your bored and raised you by one.
E online should buy the house behind her. They are a garage and a shed away from the logo of E!.
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Barbie Doll Syndrome. Affects many Hollyweird types. nothing correct about it.
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Is it just me, or does she look like she might not be anatomically correct?
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MTV had this show of people embarrased of their parents. There were some teens with parents who were clowns, but there was also one who had a whore slut mom who dressed like she was jailbait but looked 5 years away from getting her senior citizen benefits. Has to suck to have Shauna as your mother, her body is tight but she looks so old in her neck and face, time to retire it honey.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
LOL, Deb...
I did that too. Turns out, if I do that I get pictures of every sleazy famewhore that ever lived. It's a goldmine!
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@Angel, you win you ARE more bored than I am...lol.
Googled images of Shauna Sands some times back. I thought I had peaked then
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 4, 2008 - 9:05pm.
"PARIS IS FOR LOVERS" IS THE QUOTE ON UNDIES.
Yes i am truly bored.
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LOL! Don't feel so bad. Look what I just did ;s
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@PSL...
ok, curiosity killed the cat, i guess...
but one looks like a cover for someone who's keeping things on the downlow. Perhaps Shauna is her idol?
One (the one I quoted) could ACTUALLY be a Myspace "fuck you" from one of her dear, dear frenemies.
The other two (becuz I'm doing math Shauna Sand style tonight) look real. Check out the About me blurb!:
Hi im Shauna, I am no longer shauna lamas, I got divorce with lorenso lamas, so now i am no longer shauna sands lamas, now i am shauna sands, well hope you enjoy my profile. lots of love Shauns miss 1996 playboy playmate!!!
She has some kinda degree, don't she? Maybe it's the result of severe dickmatization.
The really, really official looking space says: Shauna Sand-Lamas. Go fucking figure.
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