Sonya Thomas Did Not Win
WTF?! Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest was today and Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas did not win! Okay, she wasn't really expected to win, but she's the only reason why I watch this gross dry vomit fiesta. Sonya placed fourth or fifth or some shit. Oh well, she'll get them next year.
The 10-minute competition ended with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi tying with 59 dogs each! The contest went into overtime and Chestnut and Kobayashi were given 5 dogs each. Whoever swallowed all 5 first, won. Chestnut won that bitch. It was rumored that Kobayashi was going to retire, but he denied it and said he'll be back next year.
I should enter that shit next year. I can probably swallow 10 weiners a minute....AT LEAST. Below is the clip of Chestnut and Kobayashi battling it out until the end. That shit is nasty.
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this whole concept makes me waht to barf...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I support Thomas though he didn't win.He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
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i was kobayashi's cheerleader and he should of won =]] next year chestnut is going down!
kobayashi didn't win? i demand a recount!
aphid..."boom baba, boom baba..."
I love these competitions! The commentators are hilarious. "The passion is raw but the hot dogs are cooked!" LOL
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 11:12am.
woo hoo!! on-topic!!... i'm marking this down as a personal milestone!! hahaha!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 11:09am.
no donut left behind!!... see, i got standards!
OT: geezus, where am i?
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You're in the "I like to stuff my face till I puke" category! You're on topic, too. You said donut.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 11:06am.
no donut left behind!!... see, i got standards!
OT: geezus, where am i?
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 11:02am.
my advice... smack 'em!
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Yeah, good idea! I'm wasting the donuts I stole from the reception area on those fools! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 11:00am.
my advice... smack 'em!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 10:55am.
i see anger management's doin' wonders for ya!... mornin' Sock!
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Yeah, I keep gettin' kicked out of the class! I always fail the "motivation to change" category of the course. Grrrrrr....
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 10:52am.
i see anger management's doin' wonders for ya!... mornin' Sock!
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
Submitted by ESE on July 5, 2008 - 10:44am.
it's like asking why bees buzz, why flowers bloom, why the world turns... why Paris can't keep her legs closed... some things just are, Socky
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What!? *jumping off top of hamper* *grabbing your shirt front* *attempting to shake you till your teeth rattle* You ain't got an answer!! Pfft!
Good Morning, ESE! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 5, 2008 - 10:38am.
What makes people choose to enter these type of contests? I don't get it.
it's like asking why bees buzz, why flowers bloom, why the world turns... why Paris can't keep her legs closed... some things just are, Socky
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"And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die."
What makes people choose to enter these type of contests? I don't get it. Afterwards...all they do is puke the shit they stuffed down their throats.*nauseous*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I like how an American won this year. Proving the world's sterotypes about us true, that we are a bunch of fat fucks.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I saw this shit on CNN and had to leave the room to puke.
Kobayashi is good fucking looking, but not even a beautiful Asian man can keep me interested in watching that shit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 4, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Lohan should've entered, she has plenty of experience at sucking down multiple meat sticks in a short amount of time.
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I think Paris, KimStew and Sienna Miller can all join in that contest..
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"I don't want to be the filler, if the void is solely yours; I don't want to be the glass of Single Malt Whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer...."
-Alanis Morrisette "Not The Doctor"
competitive eating is ufcktarded.
that is all.
Kobayashi's androgynous hotness scarfing hot dogs gets me all atwitter
Lohan should've entered, she has plenty of experience at sucking down multiple meat sticks in a short amount of time.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ugh! You haven't seen truly nauseating greed until you've seen a lobster eating contest. It's flying everywhere and they're wearing giant plastic bibs. Man at his most dignified.
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I always wonder if these contests were once fun rather than disgusting. like maybe the winner ate a non disgusting amount of food in a quick but normal manner. but then I remember they had vomitoriums in the days of the roman empire.
Submitted by mike on July 4, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Competitive eating is just about the height of vulgarity.
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It sure is.People in Haiti are trying to make pancakes out of dirt, and we waste food. Obesity is rampant, and we host eating contests. No wonder the rest of the world wants to vaporise us.
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Oh God! I'm going to go throw up FOR them now! Ugh!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 5:48pm.
God Forbid I go 2 1/2 hrs w/o checking DL if I have access to a computer....*rolling eyes at self*
we all have our addictions, dahlin'.... me?.. i have MANY!!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Awww, ESE...I love hotdogs...pure crap, but they taste so friggin good....hehehehe
P.S. Obviously I am home now.....God Forbid I go 2 1/2 hrs w/o checking DL if I have access to a computer....*rolling eyes at self*
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Maybe proofreading might work better next time. Doh!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I was really bored and watched one of these once (yuck!). You must keep everything down during ....uh....competition. They consider it bad form to throw up right after the bell rings, but you can and some do. What's even worse is that some of them say they do not purge. Kobayashi says he doesn't and they showed him well after a 'competition' with a huge knot in his gut. I feel really, really bad for the plumbers and maintenance/plumbers working at the hotels they stay at! Nothing like shitting/puking up a solid, compacted bowling ball to clog up the works! I bet they even sweat hod dog smell. Nasty!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 4, 2008 - 5:30pm.
ok, hotdogs have to be one of the worst things to puke up.
and the one of the worst things goin' down, fuckin' disgusting
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
Kobayashi looks good
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
ok, hotdogs have to be one of the worst things to puke up. I have done a lot of puking in my lifetime, and that just sounds horrendous. Plus, you know they don't chew that shit, so it's GOT to hurt on the way back up.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
yeah, but can they beat me at a drinking contest?.. pfft!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in.
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin."
ewww, thanks for the link to him puking. I'll pass on that one. ;)
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 4, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Hey Balenciaga! Happy 4th!
Submitted by dustbunny on July 5, 2008 - 4:52am.
So how long do they have to hold down the dogs?
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Just til the end of the competition... If you puke during the match, you're disqualified.
And I can't fucking believe I actually looked for an answer. There's even a video of Kobayashi throwing up in 2001's competition: http://www.fasthack.com/posts/1951/
Simply disgusting. Not the puking, 'cause that's only natural, but the whole idea behind the competition.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
I agree mike....and is it considered a "sport"?
hehee
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Is it wrong that I find Kobayashi kinda hot?
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Nevermind, I already know the answer. Where's my shotgun?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by dustbunny on July 4, 2008 - 2:52pm.
So how long do they have to hold down the dogs?
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Ive always wondered that too. Do they get to go puke? I cant watch it, it makes me sick, and I think of all of the starving people and babies. Yuk.
Im outta here for a BBQ...Have a wonderful holiday slutz!
Hola Mike! How have you been??
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Competitive eating is just about the height of vulgarity.
I wonder what do those african starving people might think after taking a look at these shit-fest food competitions. That's such a nice and useful way to waste food, isn't it?. Oh, wait. It's one way of saying how a nation is so rich. My bad.
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Submitted by Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Hi Sayonara! Doing well, enjoying my day off. :) How are you doing?
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Not too bad. We started our summer vacation last week.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
So how long do they have to hold down the dogs?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
That is the most digusting thing i've ever seen.
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this competition disgusts me....and I am someone who can PACK IN plenty of food when high.
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-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
How do you train for that???
"I should enter that shit next year. I can probably swallow 10 weiners a minute....AT LEAST."
LOL! you and I both baby!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Hi Sayonara! Doing well, enjoying my day off. :) How are you doing?
"Shit like this always reminds me of Stand By Me."
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Thanks for reminding me of that. (No, seriously.) I haven't seen the film since it was released and I'd forgotten where I'd seen that pie-eating puke-off, though the scene haunts me still.
Competitive eating is a good reason for evolution to have second thoughts about us.
Hey Aphid, how are you?
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz