Friday, July 4th 2008

Fourth Of July Crumbs

I'm totally doing this tonight - Cityrag

HoHan and SamRo's special prom night - Popsugar

Mandy More is single - Lainey Gossip

Asshole needs to give up this whole "knocked up hippie" look already - Just Jared

Tila Tequila is topless and airbrushed to hell and back - Hollywood Tuna

It looks like Halle Berry's bodacious chichis have simmered down - Egotastic!

Peta offers Sharon Stone a free brain scan - I'm Not Obsessed

Pink is still alive? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

LL Cool J hates shirts and wrinkles - A Socialite's Life

Peter Cook's mistress isn't so innocent - Celebitchy

Gayer than gay! Posh & Becks the musical?! - Holy Moly!

Not surprised - Mimi's marriage is already on the rocks - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by mike
Switched to Page Two for topic, sorry. I tend to rant and don't want to take up the main page.

No, I am doomed to repeat myself. I am not a history buff. I watched these things because I was there, aliving and kicking thru the hatred, the Jim Crow laws, the Civil Rights Act, Equal Housing Amendment, etc. as a reminder that we really haven't gone that far.

Everyone gave the credit to John Kennedy for legislation that if LBJ hadn't stepped up for we would never have gotten. LBJ would rip the balls off of anyone who crossed his path on getting those bills/amendments thru and BBQ them to be served later after the signing. He left office thinking no one would ever appreciate all that he had done because Viet Nam over shadowed his hard work. Died believing that.

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PETA freaks are so pathetic, they must be skinned for leather goods themselves.

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I can't stand "Just Jared" what a fruit loop.

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That guys ass looks like mine after eating a big plate of Tex-Mex food.

ChiliGurl's picture

This gayelle would still fuck Pink like some guy looking like Brian Poshein (sp) fucking a blow-up doll.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 5, 2008 - 2:51am.

lucid?... yeah, i hope he was lucid... and i hope it hurt when he went

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT:
On the Fourth of July, when Americans are celebrating their Independence, Senator Jesse Helms, a conservative Republican who was against the rights of minorities, gays, gayelles, and just about every other downtrodden soul in the US of A should die? He worked tirelessly to keep people under the thumb of big business and government. Glad he lived long enough to see that same sex marriage was beginning to take hold and I hope he was lucid enough to know that all his miserable years were for naught.

"The one-time radio commentator turned congressional power broker pursued an ideological agenda that was anti-communist, anti-liberal, anti-gay and anti-affirmative action. He also held a deep distrust of international organizations and many foreign governments."-from AP

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Aphid on July 4, 2008 - 2:57pm

MEOW BUNNY!

I saw the Governator ask that no fireworks be purchased or set off in CA.

On T: Mandy Moore is always single.
LL Cool J needs to hang with Matthew McConaughy.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 4, 2008 - 10:36am.
Wow, that's exactly how my butt feels after having Indian food the night before.
Tikka Masala ain't for amateurs.

HAPPY HWORETH OF JULY BITCHES
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Same to you my love. xoxox

P.S. I'm so shocked about Mariah and Nick...wow...

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Submitted by The C word on July 4, 2008 - 1:45pm.

...or at the very least, a Hello Kitty purse holder.

OffT: EastEndGirl and I were discussing earlier if this is Stampede Day - can you confirm? And if so, why aren't you out getting drunk and having fun?
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It's Stampede week - it's on from now until the 13th I think it is... and unfortch, I have to work. I wish we all got Stampede week off :(

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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Wow, that's exactly how my butt feels after having Indian food the night before.
Tikka Masala ain't for amateurs.

HAPPY HWORETH OF JULY BITCHES!

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by madam s. on July 4, 2008 - 10:33am.
That whole Sharon Stone is in Mensa thing is hilariously bogus.

I once spent far too much time online trying to confirm or debunk that tale, because I also find it incredible. I even contacted her PA school, but got no response. She claims she tested at a genius level at around 14, I believe. I used to think I was a genius when I was 14, too.

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Ah, nothing says Independance Day like a drunk dude with a rocket up his ass!!

God bless us, everyone!

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On the plane last nite, they showed "Posh & Becks," a documentary based mostly on the book by Andrew Morton. It confirmed they are two boring simpletons.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on July 4, 2008 - 1:55pm.

I have to ask myself if Mariah wasn't born inside a very very poor dumpster...

She's a completely delusional and insecure poor woman in her head, so she has to reassure herself of her worth by wearing all those stupid jewel-encrusted ensembles.
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and by feeding bullshit to the press -- like that Russian billionaire buying an assload of furs and jewelry. I'd believe someone with money to burn might have the bad taste to pay her to SING, but that item said the billionaire was "head over heels in love" and my eyes haven't stopped rolling. If this was true, she wouldn't have hired that starfucker joker to marry her. Miss Piggy wrote that bull herself; then her PR bitch transcribed it from the silver-pink scrawls on Hello Kitty stationery.

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Hahaha! Damn! Those PETA fuckers are true comedians, aren't they?. Saying Sharon Stone has an "under-developed" brain is like the pot calling the kettle black. These people have the nervious system of an amoeba.

I have to ask myself if Mariah wasn't born inside a very very poor dumpster. True "nouveau riche" people are the ones acting like divas once they have money. She's a completely delusional and insecure poor woman in her head, so she has to reassure herself of her worth by wearing all those stupid jewel-encrusted ensembles. So sad.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 4, 2008 - 1:40pm.
It's too bad for Nick that Mariah didn't realize that what she needed wasn't a husband but a maid.
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...or at the very least, a Hello Kitty purse holder.

OffT: EastEndGirl and I were discussing earlier if this is Stampede Day - can you confirm? And if so, why aren't you out getting drunk and having fun?

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

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It's too bad for Nick that Mariah didn't realize that what she needed wasn't a husband but a maid.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

It doesn't sound like Mimi's marriage is on the rocks. It sounds like she bosses him around and he likes it. And why shouldn't she wear a jewel-encrusted earpiece? She has her persona to maintain.

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I'm liking the free brain scan for Sharon Stone as well. That whole Sharon Stone is in Mensa thing is hilariously bogus. That woman is powered by pure, unadulterated delusion. She probably went to a site called something like Men-sah.com where they charge you a $100 to be a certified member of "a real smart person's group" and then you get to print out your diploma.

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If Posh and Beck's three boys are played by midgets in the musical, I will consider seeing it.

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As much as I detest PETA, that brain scan idea is pretty funny. MENSA my arse.

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Mish's picture

Tila Tequila is a fucking alien with fake tits.

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Hahaha, ass-rocketing! I'll be ass-rocketing, but it'll be done in the toliet. SALSAAAAAAA!

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Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.

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Now THAT is a Firecrotch!

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