Is Crazy Abdul's Ex Going To Be The Next Bachelor?
This is definitely excellent news. The New York Post reports that Paula Abdul's bug-eyed ex-boyfriend, J.T. Torregiani, is in talks to be the next "The Bachelor." He talks?! I just assumed he communicated through grunts and pointing. That's why he lasted so long with Crazy Abdul.
A source said that 33-year-old J.T. was asked a couple of years ago to by the producers of the show, but he met Crazy so he turned down their offer. The two broke up last month, because whatever Paula drugged him with finally wore off and he realized who he was waking up to every morning.
J.T. is a partner at The Dolce Group, a restaurant group in Los Angeles founded by Mike Boogie from Big Brother.
"The Bachelor" is good shit, because it tries to be all high-class and shit, but it's just as trashy as "Flavor of Love!" J.T. and his crystal ball eyes will fit right in. I mean, he's basically going from dating one major crazy to dating 25 major crazies. He's been well trained by Paula.
She looks like his Mom.
Look...his pupils are HUGE! I want what he's on...and some of what Paula's on too.
what's next? kfed the bachelor?
is he grabbing his junk in a "YO BOOIIIII" manner?
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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time
Submitted by Leatherette on July 4, 2008 - 9:20am.
Has this chick had a respectable fuck since Emilio Estevez? Her man-picks since then have gone down hill and off the cliff along with her sanity.
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LMAO!
he reminds of Rafaello Follieri
Oh Wheeee! Sign me up for a chance to get with that!!!!
Wait, scratch that, he has "i touch little boys in inappropriate places" eyes.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
what a catch...
not!
Dude, he is totally adjusting his balls. She is rolling her prescription-drug addicted-eyes in complete obliviviosicity.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Did he slip her a mickey in her drink?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
That guys a complete twat.
The next Bachelor should be Jeremy (from The Bachelorette).
Has this chick had a respectable fuck since Emilio Estevez? Her man-picks since then have gone down hill and off the cliff along with her sanity.
Submitted by mike on July 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Good day, Sockie! Aren't you usually a late-night poster?
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Decided to get up early and visit DListed while the BF is at the gym playing basketball and watching the girls with the bouncing boobles play volleyball in the next court. LOL
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 4, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Good day, Sockie! Aren't you usually a late-night poster?
Submitted by madam s. on July 4, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Sock-Monkey,
His eyes say to me (or the authorities, rather) "You will never find the lady parts I have buried under my house. Never."
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*screaming* *jumping into hamper* Wait! *grabbing extra bottle of "hooch"* lol *closing lid*
Yeah, he's got Ted Bundy eyes!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Socky,
His eyes say to me "I want a small child!"
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Is he saying prune??
Sock-Monkey,
His eyes say to me (or the authorities, rather) "You will never find the lady parts I have buried under my house. Never."
The Bachelor is still on the air?
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Paula's face has got that 'caught in a wind tunnel' look to it....streeetched! Yikes!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I'm going to interpret it as a sort of salute to the dead Jesse Helms.
His eyes say he's about to "get off" any second now...Fuck! Everybody stand back!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think he's caressing his own taint.
Is he diddling himself? Or making gang signs?
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What is he doing with his hand?