The Drama Continues....
Yesterday during day one of Christie Brinkley's divorce trial against Peter Cook, we learned that he spends $3,000 a month on porn, has taken nudey pics of himself for swingers website and also gave his teenage mistress $300,000 to shut the fuck up. Day two was a little less dramatic, but Christie did manage to cry on the stand.
Christie broke down when she told the court the day she found out her husband was doing sexy sexy times with an 18-year-old girl. The day she found out, Christie was giving a speech at some high school graduation when a mystery dude tapped her on the shoulder. The man told her, "That husband of yours just won't knock it off. He's having an affair with my teenage daughter and that bastard won't knock it off and I have to come to you." Peter and her son Jack were standing right next to her. Oh snap! Why wasn't there a reality crew filming this shit?!
Peter at first denied it, but later admitted it to her. He became so desperate to win Christie back that he threatened to off himself by driving in a tree. Oh please. Peter has probably done that before. You know he's totally into getting off in car crashes.
During recess, Peter had this to say about Christie crying on the stand, "Shrek was more believable than that." Huh? Shrek isn't a true story?
Source: New York Post
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Submitted by The C word on July 3, 2008 - 3:01pm.
The best thing Peter could do right now is to suck it up and shut up.
As for Christie, she put spite before her kids and that’s shameful.
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Your avie reminds me of Saw, haha
How does this happen? You fall madly in love and then BOOM! You HATE each other.
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What shocked me the most was the allegation that he had pushed her daughter Alexa down a flight of stairs and shoved her head in a bucket because the girl's shower had leaked. Oh, and Alexa was only wearing a towel at the time. Brinkley should have left his ass then and there.
Bejebus this is a sordid affair.
At this point I don't think I want to know anymore.
The best thing Peter could do right now is to suck it up and shut up.
As for Christie, she put spite before her kids and that’s shameful.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
The nastiest part of this whole story is the fact (as told in court) that Peter Cook had porn on the computer in his children's room
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 6:27pm.
WORD. ITA. This is a true sleazeball who's only in it for what he can get out of her. Trying to paint her as 'just a woman scorned' doesn't fly, as you said, this is old news. She didn't want it brought up again, he just didn't leave her any other choice. Lawyers ALWAYS negotiate out of court first. It's a lot easier that way.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 3, 2008 - 6:26pm
You being Italian means you never had to, you know many much better ways already, doll!!! LOL Take care!!
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All of this crap came out in the tabloids, was it only early last year? What possible vindication could Christie get now? It is all about the money.
We know he is not in it for the sole custody of those children. He is in it for the sole custody of the child support that Christie Brinkley would have to pay. She has money! I doubt that he can support himself as an architech anymore.
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Agh! I gotta jet, Slutz! My hubby just called and we have family that just showed up in town, so I have to try to clean up.
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Oh, and Kizzy...You are probably right. I didnt think about it that way.
Momus....God Bless your grandmother. They are the sweetest dogs ever.
Phoebs~ xoxoxoxo
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MK~ 07/01/08
I feel I have to comment on the picture from yesterday. Does anything scream "skeezy freak" more then a dude who wears a shirt and tie with jeans? Damn Cook! Take a napkin to that brow!
Not everyone can be as put together as I am though.
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Good luck Cristie Brinkley, hang hid balls high for the buzzards.
Balenciaga, I'm Italian too : )
This whiny hag doesn't care that he was doing all of this - she's in a rage that it became public !
That's why she wants all this out - to embarrass him more.
I think some people are just spiteful when wronged and I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. I was so devoted to my college boyfriend of two years and felt blindsided when I found out he was cheating on me left and right with this nasty fat girl everyone called troll. When I found out, the first thing I did was tell everyone, cause I wanted to humiliate him. After that, I took all the clothes and jewelry I had bought him and gave it to his friends on the football team so he could see other people wearing all of his shit. I don't regret it, it made me feel better.
ubmitted by Migraineuse on July 3, 2008 - 5:58pm.
That people think this behavior is "vanilla" or even "normal" shows how low we've collectively sunk.
And nobody seems to realize that the reason the more shocking stuff goes on is precisely because we've become so tolerant of the "vanilla" stuff. Personally I think tolerance is overrated.
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riiiight, that's why that 70 year old Austrian fucker sex-slaved his daughter since forever: internet porn and ALL that openly available wanking material available in HIS youth. Thank you for playing.
P.S. -- I got a couple of souvenir burkas for sale, wanna buy?
Submitted by Leatherette on July 3, 2008 - 5:05pm.
I predict a long ass, soft-filtered interview with Diane Sawyer or B Walters blaming the ubiquitous porn industry waaaaaaa!
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Ugh! And they'll stroll her Hampton estate and boohoo over her "bad luck" with men. Lame.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 3, 2008 - 6:10pm
Do you not think she tried that negotiation BEFORE allowing the case to go public? This was not her first option, it was her last. Look at the timeline, she didn't immediately jump into the public courtroom to settle this, she tried to handle it privately, the same way she has her other divorces. This asshole didn't want to be reasonable, so now he's getting slammed. Christie has been in the biz long enough to know she's not going to come out looking good in this situation, either. This is what happens when a bastard leaves no other alternative.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 3, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Bostons are great dogs ... except for the gas.
My grandmother had two that she rescued from a puppy mill where they were (ab)used as a breeding pair. They were so affectionate.
Her vet told her to give them the least-strong GasEx daily. It didn't get rid of the gas entirely but it did cut down on the butt-bombs a lot.
I'm at work, in California, and can't get to a TV to see if Grace is pontificating. Maybe tonight.
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Kizzy, Im not saying she wanted it, but Im saying that I love my son more than my own life, and I would find a better way to get back at a man that did that to me, besides all of the drama in the courtroom. Im Italian, and I can think of a lot of better ways without me even having to be in court if ya get my drift.
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MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Hekki on July 3, 2008 - 5:06pm.
They're BOTH assholes.
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Too true. Team Human Race on this one. Wait, does that even make sense?...Aw...you know what I mean...
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I have three of these little lovlies, and they all fart with a vengence. Plus its getting ready to storm, so they are ALL under my feet.
Bostons are notorious for their gas.
I woke up this morning with one's butt right up to my nose and dreamed I was in a place that stunk like rotton eggs. then I woke up and knew.
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Oh HOLY hell! Nancy Grace will grill his balls. I think Ill look and see if shes already started.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I'm sorry, but it's not ok for him to be that big of a cheater, not only with the 18-year-old, but others, as well as the porn addiction, and then have the balls to resist custody negotiations privately? You damned right, he deserves his public muckraking, it's his muck, he created it, and then refused to be reasonable. Those of you who think that Christie Brinkley honestly WANTED all of this shit to be aired publicly, have never had a bad breakup.
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I'm waiting for Nancy Grace to stick her pointy nose into this mess. Even though this is not a criminal case, she can't resist the publicity and the opportunity to excoriate Cook on the air.
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They're BOTH assholes.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 3, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Devore on July 3, 2008 - 2:23pm.
dude fucked up big time.
and he disgraced his family.
this so called scandal is totally vanilla.
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Totally agree with you. I'm simply not even the least bit shocked. Maybe because you hear stories like this everyday. He's a sex addict and a porn addict, plain and simple. There are probably at least 10 million other men in this country exactly like him. Bo-ring!
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I predict a long ass, soft-filtered interview with Diane Sawyer or B Walters blaming the ubiquitous porn industry waaaaaaa!
Puritanism on both left and right in this country refuses to die because it makes for such handy scapegoats to personal issues.
She is a complete bitch and asshole for insisting this whole thing go public. So your husband watched a lot of internet porn and had an extramarital affair, welcome to the real world, Christie, of about 40% of married women. I don't blame her for being hoppin' mad and wanting to divorce him. If you can't forgive the son-of-a-bitch and work it out, at least have the grace and class to do it privately. Her one and only soul purpose for doing this was to publicly humilate him. No one in the entertainment/modeling industry will want to touch her with a ten foot pole after this outrageous display of extreme disloyaly.
This guy is a mess. He must be one helluva perv to warrant all the public whoop ass Christie Brinkley is throwing out.
That people think this behavior is "vanilla" or even "normal" shows how low we've collectively sunk.
And nobody seems to realize that the reason the more shocking stuff goes on is precisely because we've become so tolerant of the "vanilla" stuff. Personally I think tolerance is overrated.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 3, 2008 - 2:50pm.:
How's your poochie? Is it still blasting you with methane bombs?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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You would think that if you're posting nude pics on swinger sites and banging an 18 year old you would just shut the fuck up and go away. Christie is just not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Submitted by Devore on July 3, 2008 - 2:23pm.
dude fucked up big time.
and he disgraced his family.
this so called scandal is totally vanilla.
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Totally agree with you. I'm simply not even the least bit shocked. Maybe because you hear stories like this everyday. He's a sex addict and a porn addict, plain and simple. There are probably at least 10 million other men in this country exactly like him. Bo-ring! I love the way the media keeps saying his mistress was a teenager, as if she's a child. She was a consenting adult. There's no crime there. She's just one step short of Spitzer's hooker, although she certainly did take a lot of money after sleeping with Cook.
I don't like Christie Brinkley at all. I think she's blessed with great physical beauty, but she's very sketchy herself. Too "Miss Perfect" with the crisp shirts and sweaters tied on her shoulders. You can tell by looking at her that she's got tons of issues behind that smile. Obviously with her four divorces, she simply does not know how to pick a man. She's the same ho who was married to Richard Taubman for 10 minutes and then somehow convinced him to sign away parental rights. Who would choose a man that quick to disown his son?!
Maybe she has teefs in her cha-cha, and thats why he was looking elsewhere.
Hes a prick, shes a dumbass for not having a clue. You just "dont have a clue" that your man is banging someone else, be it another woman or sitting in front of the puter wanking off all day.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
LOVED Crash: I was mesmerized watching it.
Christie Brinkley is beautiful. She is more beautiful than most women half her age. WTF was he thinking?!?!?! And I agree he is a grade A asshole for what he did to her.
True, she shouldn't have made the trial public, for her children's sake. (Butt I still wanna hear all the freaky ass stuff - the freakier the better)
Submitted by DeeDee on July 3, 2008 - 5:38pm.
ITA Leatherette, Crash is a cool ass movie. David Cronenburg is one of my favorite directors.
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right on, and to think how it was booed and hissed in Cannes, and now the bullshit (looking at Trangeline and Manpussy's last few creations) that gets tongue-bathed.
Here's Cronenburg talking about the making and meaning of Crash:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QVg3wNXu_nc
not saying she's all innocent herself, but what a grade a asshole he is for doing all of this to her in the first place.
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Devore: some sick shit, really.
This is fluff compared to those heinous situations.
this makes hubby #20? right on track Christie.
Peter's the worst so far. :P
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ITA Leatherette, Crash is a cool ass movie. David Cronenburg is one of my favorite directors.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
I agree with everyone that CB should not have insisted on a public trial. Shame on her. She is putting her kids in the middle of this.
So she is upset at what she has heard so far. What the hell does she expect? She is the one that wanted the trial.
Up until now I thought CB was a helluva a classy woman. Not anymore.
She's pissed cause he used her money to pay off the mistress. Must be humiliating to not notice the affair or the missing money.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Ms. CoverGirl Needs to cover her yapping flap.
You dont subject your kids to shit like this. Me thinks she is an old Yugo that thinks shes a Jaguar.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
& Crash: highly underrated cinematic masterpiece.
And may I add, yes, the man is a foul-tool but Brinkley should've kept this from open trial.
I've lost respect for Brinkley on this one: their children should NOT be subjected to this deluge of X-rated info,p so publicly disseminated.
but seriously... NOT saying that dude is off the hook or right or ANYTHING but I wonder why it is that CB has gone through 4 husbands?
Is it ALL their fault (divorce)? Is CB not to blame at all???
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This jerk just crowned himself "Asshole of the Century".
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don't you mean, "He became so desperate to win Christie back that he threatened to jack-off himself by thrusting into a tree."
must be a typo.
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dude fucked up big time.
and he disgraced his family.
but compared to the real scandals that have been in the press recently, ie: the austrian fiend who kept his daughter locked in cellar for two decades and sired 7 children with her, the scott peterson types,
the wacko cult with teen brides, the 40 year old teacher who had her 15 year old student's child- this so called scandal is totally vanilla.
no drama here.