Thursday, July 3rd 2008
Megan Fox Made A BIG Mistake
Angelina Jolie wannabe and probably the worst hackstress on the planet, Megan Fox, has reportedly dumped Brian Austin Green. The 22-year-old dumbo called off their engagement, because she thinks she's too young to get married. A source told Star Magazine, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."
Who cares if Long Dong David Silver spends his day at the unemployment office and probably begs Megan to lend him $20, he has a big dick! That counts for a lot. Rule #2 in the "How To Choose A Boyfriend" handbook is: MUST HAVE A BIG DICK. Rule #1 is: MUST BE RICH AS HELL. Wait...okay...Megan made the right choice.
It was time for Long Dong David Silver to move on anyway. He needs to Switch It Up:
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Wait a minute....is that the guy from kriss-kross???
Someone needs to email Ice-T this (painful) video! Maybe he and Kfed should hook up and do some plain white rapper douchery together! Maybe they can call themselves the White Dwarves, because they can both suck all the blackness out of the musical universe.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
BAG is a major character in The Terminator tv series. It's not like he's not doing a thing.
they couldnt look more stupid if they wore high top reeboks with their evening dresses...oh wait
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
She's trading up. Or so she thinks. Too bad she has all those tattoos. If she had played her cards right, gone upscale and not inked herself all up, she could have had the pick of the top tier money in Hollywood. She's pretty enough.
I feel bad for David Austin Green, but he won't be lonely for long.
All of you young whippersnappers and your 90210. I am the real old school - I watched Brian on Knots Landing as Abby's son.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
These 90210 clips are the best. They make my day. SWITCH IT UP!
It must be big, she's fondling it in public.
Love his "Eveready" tshirt.
she is a fool! BAG was on Freddie Prinz Jr's sitcom like 3 years ago. He can still make a comeback
For those who can't remmber that ep:
From IMDB:
Season 3, Episode 10: Home and Away
Original Air Date: 7 October 1992
After a West Beverly football game is canceled because of the gang violence at the opposing school, Brandon meets with Jordan Bonner, the class president from the rough South-Central school, who together they decide to make a stand by inviting some of the students from the school to a West Beverly High dance, being headed by Brenda and sponsored by Gil Meyers. Meanwhile, Kelly goes to meet with her long-absent father. Also, David gets a DJ gig at the dance and a groupie, who is Sue, much to Donna's jealousy.
/yeah I'm sick...
You guys don't remember this? It was the one where the Beverly High's football team was going to face the inner city kid's team, but they called off the game because of gang violence, or drugs (or both). So Brandon, being the hero that he is, decided they would throw a dance for both schools to promote UNDERSTANDING! Of course everyone forgets their animosity the minute the broke Vanilla Ice steps to the mic, and all that's left to do is the electric slide...
Like nobody saw this coming? As soon as her star started rising it was bound to happen.
And not for nothing, but I totally had that corduroy multi-colored J.Crew shirt back in the early 90's. Don't be too jealous of my wardrobe.
I agree, rule #2 is very important.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I'm with M.E., how do we know he has a big cock?
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I'm not sure. Just tried a fast google image search. nothing but a cover for playgirl and a pic of him mooning.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
Submitted by Pernicious on July 3, 2008 - 3:47pm.
First of all, who the hell let Andrea out of her cage. Second, I know that everyone thought it was funny how 30 y.o. played teenager back in the day, BUT today all teenagers look 30!
WTF happened?
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makes those theories about hormones and other shit pumped into meat and everything else by consecutive Republican regimes sound plausible. "Got milk?" Yuck.
Drama!!! Just taking a quickie DL break. I'm being much more a lazy hor than I should be!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't remember that fuckery!
Oh and is it just me or does BAG look kinda Travoltaish on that pic?
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
First of all, who the hell let Andrea out of her cage. Second, I know that everyone thought it was funny how 30 y.o. played teenagers back in the day, BUT today all teenagers look 30!
WTF happened?
22? Maybe her makeup is that old.
Gina! Long time no see! What is up, my friend?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I'm with M.E., how do we know he has a big cock?
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Me too, I require proof for inspection!
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Dick happens! - MK
GINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I was glued to 90210, I don't think I missed an episode, but I do NOT remember this craptasticness.
Ah...phase #3 in the Jolie Road to Fame book. She'll be dating Ellen Paige in a matter of weeks.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
M.E., I have no recollection of it either! Maybe it's a deleted scene or something...
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Wow… did NOT see this coming.
And it’s true: white 30 year old chicks playing white 17 year old chicks can’t dance.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
hot clip !
you rule michael.
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Who hasn't been engaged to Brian Austin Green other than Kate Hudson?
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Why doesn't that clip register in the memory banks?
Oklahoma, I'd say looking at the hairstyles, that's maybe 3rd season? Maybe I did watch that ep and just blocked it out. David Silver's "rapping" always reminded me of "Informer I licky boom boom" Snow.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
wtf is brenda walsh wearing? those socks and hiking boots are quite fetching!
and, that white mini-dress really brings out the albinism in her skin.
I'm with M.E., how do we know he has a big cock?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
MF is definitely on top of the talentless list, but she still doesn't beat Heidi Montag. Heidi holds the lead when it comes to completely useless, talent lacking actresses and failed singers.
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Sexy Russian Cheerleaders (non nude)
Wow... kelly and brenda dance about as good as amy whinehouse sings...LIKE SHIT!! I would love to bang this megan fox chick, but she does have some weird ass nipples!!
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cant wait to see!
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he was too hot for that "OOOH LOOK HOW SMOULDERING AND POUTY AND CONSTIPATED I LOOK IN EVERY PIC" ho-bag anyway!
Gina Latina.. What is that clip of..I loved the 90210.. do tell!! I tried to watch it all, too..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
i was gonna get 90210 on blu ray, but your clips have kept me in the red! brenda "looks like a duck" walsh is much better at the electric slide than the others...especially kelly taylor.
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Well she'll never be Skeletina now, you're supposed to steal them, marry them and get divorced 4 months later.
Who's on deck to be her gayelle friend?
Has she started filing adoption requests from random third world countries?
Is the Brad in the loop on this?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
How the hell do we know Silver has a long dong?
I thought I'd seen every 90210 episode, how did I miss that gem??
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
"She'll be sorry when Brian makes it big in the 90210 remake.. She'll be sorry.. boy o boy!"
LMAO!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
She thinks she's hot shit, so that's why she called it off. Truth is, she's really skanky and probably can't/won't do much better than Brian Austin Green (ugh, i hate his name).
She'll be sorry when Brian makes it big in the 90210 remake.. She'll be sorry.. boy o boy!! lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I swiggity switch it up!
That was just a matter of time.. Bitch was having a hard time keeping her legs shut. She must sleep around to "try" to get more parts in movies.. dumb Whore!!! I love Brian A Green.. Ole Bag..
T-Bag..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?