Megan Fox Made A BIG Mistake

Angelina Jolie wannabe and probably the worst hackstress on the planet, Megan Fox, has reportedly dumped Brian Austin Green. The 22-year-old dumbo called off their engagement, because she thinks she's too young to get married. A source told Star Magazine, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Who cares if Long Dong David Silver spends his day at the unemployment office and probably begs Megan to lend him $20, he has a big dick! That counts for a lot. Rule #2 in the "How To Choose A Boyfriend" handbook is: MUST HAVE A BIG DICK. Rule #1 is: MUST BE RICH AS HELL. Wait...okay...Megan made the right choice.

It was time for Long Dong David Silver to move on anyway. He needs to Switch It Up:

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Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 1:26am.

She realized she needs to date someone more high profile to get where she wants to go in Holllywood. David Silver should re-sign with 90210.

Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 6:18pm.

OH MY GOODNESS! That is the worse electric slide dance I have ever seen in my life.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

Submitted by Piper on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 4:46pm.

Does that pic look oddly out of proportion to anyone else? BAG's head and hand look HUGE, and the rest of him looks really small. It's freaking me out.

I also thought it was John Travolta at first, and I wondered what random woman was grabbing his crotch in public like that.

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Submitted by Miss P on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 1:48pm.

for the love of all that is sacred!!!!
Completely forgot about the mini-dress + Docs look of back in the day & leave it to Brenda to add a pair of white socks into the ensemble.

As for Mr. Green's peen, I'm realizing taller men are more & more the way to go....

Submitted by cupid92 on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 9:59am.

Guess he was good enough to get engaged to before she got famous. Now that she's 'somebody' he's left in the dust. Shame on her.
Are they still dating even though they are disengaged?

Submitted by parkrangerpete on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 9:33am.

Oh Megan. When will you learn to stop this rat race in life and just take your clothes off for the world to see.

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 8:05am.

Her talent/looks quotient is not balanced, so B.A.G. was the perfect selection for this skanktress.

She just needs to release the sex tapes, feign surprise, cash the checks, and then fall into relative obscurity.

Angelina Jolie she is not.

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Submitted by Countess Olenska on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 7:46am.

I don't like this Megan chick's vibe. At least Angelina has something genuine about her... this one looks like she might as well swing it in storyville si tu comprends...

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Submitted by platypus on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 4:50am.

peaches- seriously?!

they other girls should have been ginger =))
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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Submitted by Steffe on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 4:41am.

He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:44am.

Viva la Lohan: she wanted to stand out. As the beautiful brunette,so the only other pretty girls had to be blondes

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:43am.

Watch, I'll bet she'll be dating some skeaze in less than six months. There's probably more to it than "not being ready for marriage".

Better not gain 30 pounds, or your career and sex life will both be over.

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:35am.

Stock broker: if she snags clooney aj will go apeshit and no playtime for Brad and George, being George is really gay, and Megan would steel Brad, guys often leave wives/girlfriends for younger versions of them. And then Jenny a would send Megan flowers!

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Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:34am.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:21am.

Whaaa? Peaches I know nothing of this story. Spill!

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"I thought they were going to fight! This went in a completely different direction. Look at him, he's all greased up and shaved now." - my bf, who just saw Purple Rain for the first time

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:20am.

When I heard about the no other brunettes but her allowed in transformers 2 story I knew this was coming! Guess fame finally got to her head! You know her manger and PR team have been trying to get her to do this for months!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:18am.

lol Damn Platy! I heard that all the way in Vegas!

Submitted by platypus on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:17am.

FUCKING HATE THIS CUNT
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Submitted by happyface on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 3:09am.

She's attractive in a trailer-trash sorta way. Definitely not remotely like Angelina, who may be trailer trash on the inside but doesn't look like it. All Megan has is youth.

AND IS ANYONE ELSE REMINDED OF BRENDA WALSH WHEN THEY SEE MEGAN FOX?

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Submitted by Possum on July 3, 2008 - 6:15pm.

Andrea always dressed like a mom.
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exactly, so never bought that the others were her BFFs or the many times she was included in their Walsh house estrogen gatherings they would have tackled her into some of their own outfits.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:45pm.

*snort*...the electric slide?...i've got nothing else to say...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:16pm.

Damn he actually looks kind of sexy in that pic

Submitted by I_FUCKING_LOVE_GRITS on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:15pm.

hmmm... classy broad, giving a public handjob, at what looks like a resturaunt
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ya digg?

Submitted by Ginalicious on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:26pm.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 3, 2008 - 3:38pm.

I'm with M.E., how do we know he has a big cock?
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Me too, I require proof for inspection!
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We must get to the bottom of this. I want pics!

This episode was painful to watch the first time around.

BTW: This nasty skank has ugly feet.

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Swiggity switch it up!

Submitted by Ginalicious on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:13pm.

Submitted by Iffy - I swiggity switch it up!
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LMAO @ Iffy. I was just about to type that shit. I just found me new siggy.

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Swiggity switch it up!

Submitted by UFLauren on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:15pm.

Not surprised

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Submitted by Bella on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 7:33pm.

She´s hot but too fake for my taste, doubt she will be able to rise any higher than she already has...
I was surprised to see BAG in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, but he managed to pull it off. If that show becomes a regular then he might be able shed the Beverly Hills image once and for all, he´s a very good looking guy and definitely not the worst actor out there.

Submitted by RJII on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 7:31pm.

GO White Girls! Go White Girls! Hoooo, Heyyy.

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 7:16pm.

OT: Is Meghan going for the package in that picture?

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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 7:15pm.

Ok, MK: you've put up that damn video twice now and I can hold back no longer: what the HELL is Tori doing? And how do you have a whole group of people doing an off beat Electric Slide? *Shudder*

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Submitted by aneurysm on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 7:00pm.

she's an idiot. some generic wannabe angelina won't have any longevity. tick tock. she should have held onto him.

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Submitted by Faith on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 6:50pm.

I was wondering when she was gonna dump his sorry ass.

Submitted by Shoebox on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 6:27pm.

I remember my sisters and their friends wearing outfits like those, I believed they burned all the evidence that they ever did.

"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."

Submitted by Possum on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 6:15pm.

Andrea always dressed like a mom.

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:51pm.

Stockbroker:Thanks! It's good to be back at work with nothing to do. And yes, this is my wedding pic, it was great!

Submitted by I used to rule ... on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:39pm.

Damn, this bitch was born in 1986?!?! I thought she was like 25 or something. I'm a year older and look 8 years younger. I don't even think she is that special.

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:36pm.

She's nast. She'll be doing porn eventually.

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:24pm.

I don't know what's funnier, the rap or all the white kids doing the Electric Slide. LMAO

God, I miss 90210.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:20pm.

Albino Squirrel!
Gina!
its great to see the old gang around!

Albino...how was the wedding? Is that you in the pix? Muy Caliente!

On Topic: I bet she she snags Georgie Clooney. That will jump start her career.
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Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:19pm.

I don't buy it. If that dude's got a giant cock, then I am the (formerly) pregnant man.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:09pm.

Yeah...she always seems to me like she's just tryna be a more whoretastic version of AJ. If that's possible.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:06pm.

Its always a difficult decision for a self-inolved feelings-worker to decide when to get their first marriage and divorce out of the way.

Either decision would have been the right decision for her.

Submitted by Crunchy on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:05pm.

She may be a shitty actress and a whore, but she's still pretty hot. I'm sure she'll find someone instantly, if she didn't already have a couple on the side.

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:00pm.

I thought that was Christian Slater for a sec...

I knew Megan wasn't going to marry this douche.

Now she's single and has more liberty to slut it up. More power to her...and i think she's hot.

But she's starting to ruin it by injecting her lips and looking like a two dolla hooka

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Submitted by Devore on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 4:54pm.

and you WANT to see 90210 return to the air?

unbelievably bad.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 4:53pm.

Her ex-fiance is giving her the same look a disgruntled pimp gives to thieving whore.
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Submitted by radio siren on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 4:40pm.

I see an Asian gayelle in her near future, with the ultimate douchebag prize, Brad Pitt, as a long-term goal. I can see it in 3 or so years from now, when they do a movie together and become "best friends" on set.

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Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 4:36pm.

I think MK had a story/pictures a while back where you can see the outline of it and he is big. I will do a little searching myself and see if I can find it.