Thursday, July 3rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Jizzzzz on the beach! - Egotastic!

Eva LongWHORIA getting it from a fire hydrant (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A-Rod and his she-hulk wife have split up - IDLYITW

Cheryl Tweedy got fucking skinny - Hollywood Tuna

Save this baby - Just Jared

A Dragon Tales Twins sighting! - Lainey Gossip

Sad Clown Baby goes to work with mommy - Popsugar

Here we go again...Vadge doesn't want Guy to move to NYC with her - Hollywood Rag

Suri trades in her barley water for a $100 bill - Cityrag

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parkrangerpete's picture

She's lookin pretty hot

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Steffe's picture

She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!

DannKnee's picture

Damn! Someone get Cheryl Tweedy a hamburger! She is stick thin...But she still looks hot! Ashley Tisdale looks perfectly fine in that picture...until you put it side by side to Cheryl Tweedy's pic. Cheryl makes her look like a cow.

Kaya's picture

I find it amusing that Eva Longwhoria is riding a fire hydrant in public while wearing a t-shirt tha reads "I WANT MORE PRIVACY."

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Submitted by Kolimpah on July 3, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Katie and Suri are such cute little zombies! And Suri can't get her bangs cut. If she did she would no longer be Suri with the fringe on top!
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gucci's picture

j-whore's twins can't be that big already.what hell is she feeding them? rocks with symaloc?

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Cheryl Tweedy was in Girls Aloud, not Girls Allowed.

Regarding A-Rod and his wife--supposedly their marriage has been on the rocks for 3 months. So after 90 days of trouble, you go out and cheat on each other and split up? Sheesh, why get married if you have no sense of commitment "through good times and bad?"

Mrs. Cruise: head over to Target and pick up a set of hairbands for your youngin'. They're like $1 each. I know you're used to shopping at Barney's, but this is an emergency!

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Sad clown baby is one ugly baby. YEAH, I said it!

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Kolimpah's picture

Katie and Suri are such cute little zombies! And Suri can't get her bangs cut. If she did she would no longer be Suri with the fringe on top!

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I guess I better start shooting up steroids or something, because A-rod is single and he likes these muscle girls, and I'd definatly hit it, no pun intended

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mary jane's picture

Can someone cut Suri's bangs already for fuck's sake? She looks like a sheep dog.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

God, I thought that was Reese Witherspoon! I'll bet she does have a tight tummy like that even after popping out two kids.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Vadge's marriage is so over. I wish she'd stop lying through her ugly gapped teeth about it.

Cindyloo's picture

Thanks for the info on who Cheryl Tweedy is. I hope she doesn't take her cheating husband back.

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Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 3, 2008 - 2:36pm.

George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Ashley Tisdale? I thought that was Cameron Diaz!

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Ashley Tisdale tries REALLY hard to be cute, but she's just not. She was like #10 on Maxim's Hot 100 list, too. Goes to show you that all those lists are complete bullshit.

Anyone else still find it weird that Nicole Richie is a mother?

They need to cut Suri's bangs AT LEAST.

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Submitted by Cindyloo on July 3, 2008 - 7:24pm.
OK, I'll say it; who is Cheryl Tweedy?

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Two/three years ago I(if not longer) there was a sho on UK TV to create a boyband & girlband. The boyband lasted about a month. the girlbad, called "Girl's Allowed" became very popular. (sadly). Cheryl is one of the members, she more famous than the other girls, because she married a UK footballer, who then cheated on her. *sigh* She's now going to be a judge on the UK version of AI.

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mmmhhh i thought sad clown baby was xtina's kid

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oklahoma's picture

I like how Katie Holmes looks at the camera there. Like "Satisfied!!!" And she looks so anemic there.. *spoons feeds her some of my blood*

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Cindyloo's picture

OK, I'll say it; who is Cheryl Tweedy?

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Stay-lo,
That piece of shit on DS is offensive period. I don't even click on those links. He's foul.

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Mawy's picture

I'm not mad at A-Rod's wife for cheating on him. He's been doing it to her for years! I mean, instead of cheating back I would have just left him, but why is everyone getting mad at the woman for cheating when the husband did? Doesn't matter if you're male or female, cheating is wrong. I'm so sick of this double standard that women are supposed to put up with. A slut is a slut, period! Male or female! It's not cute for either of the sexes.
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Hekki's picture

My blanket statement covering all the "celeb" babies is: I feel so sorry for those poor little things.

A-Rod is a complete douche, and I know I should not be criticizing his wife, but she is a whore skank and she needs to get some goddamn integrity. Having a fling when your baby is three months old is NOT COOL. My mom fucking HATED it that my father was cheating and being an asshole, but she sucked it up and put her energy into being the good parent. She didn't go out having revenge sex and trying to regain her sexy. Bless her. Sometimes it sucks to be the adult in the relationship, but that's what you sign up for when you have kids with a schmuck.

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Submitted by Stay-lo on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.

Okay usually I’m not easily offended but the dude on drunken stepfather sent a little wave of rage to me I have a sister that’s mentally retarded and I have used the word retard and tard on occasion but for some reason the way he just said that shit infuriated me.
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I agree, the overuse of the words retarded and retards isnt cool.

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I was going to go off about you crazy Americans and your hair fascisim but, luckily, I clicked the link first.

You know it's bad when I'm saying it: Cut the child's hair, for goodness sake! Yeesh!

Um...and what a scary hag her mommy's turning into!

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Somebody needs to tell Aunt Jess she needs more practice. If that kid ate along with them, it won't be long 'til his food reappears the way she's holding him.
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chefcammi's picture

Seriously, SeH!

either clip the bangs back or cut it!
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Stay-lo's picture

Okay usually I’m not easily offended but the dude on drunken stepfather sent a little wave of rage to me I have a sister that’s mentally retarded and I have used the word retard and tard on occasion but for some reason the way he just said that shit infuriated me.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Sad Clown Baby goes to work with mommy - *taking deep breaths* Dont DO that to me MK!! For a hot second minute I thought you were talking about Max!!

A Dragon Tales Twins sighting - Cute!

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DebFrmHell's picture

When exactly are the Cruises going to get the hair out of that child's face? Even grownups trying to grow back bangs have the sense to get the hair out of the way so why not do it for your child.

Kid is going to get damaged eyes while looking like a sheepdog.

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SeH's picture

Can't they buy Suri a GD haircut?!

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