Monday, July 7th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Crap, the dinner menu for Jamie-Lynn's welcome home party just got up and walked away. - Fifi
Runners-up:
"Richard Geres got Diarrhea, lets go!!" - El Bastardo
That's what happens when you get Ashley Tisdale wet or feed her after midnight. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Alice
OMGOMGOMG, I'm all honored and stuff! Wheeee!
(Also, big ups y'self to ElB and TFBF!) =D
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
OMG those are all brilliant, especially the last one.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Thanks MK and funny peeps!!
Fifi and TFBuckFutter good job!! Fifis and CWords 12 road pizza were my picks, funny stuff! :o)
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Nice job FiFi
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Congratulations, hawt sluuutz!! WTG ElBastardo!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
All hail El B.!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
ELB: LMAO!
Those are FUNNY, FUNNY, AND FUNNY!!!
LOL-Congrats
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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El Bastardo - You are the king of Caption This! I am SUCH a jellus H8ter! No, seriously.
Congrats, winners.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Congrats to the winners!
It does look like Tisdale. lol.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Just when you think Joe Francis couldn't sink any lower.
Next on Animal Network: meet the duggar's family pet!
Goddamn Sharon Stone, always looking for a photo op.
Submitted by did_the_littles... on July 3, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Wino washes hair.Possum family homeless.
Bee-yoo-ti-full!
I'm bored with you now.
Anti fur activists were unsure how to proceed when presented with a possum wearing a possum skin coat.
I'm bored with you now.
Dear my beloved Wonky,
I am writing you this letter to bid you farewell. It hurts so much to say because we both knew we were for each other. I remember when we were little, we used to enjoy playing and telling stories. Then you hit puberty and you started to treat me differently. When I sweat , you shove me something hard instead of wiping me! I can't even believe that white crap you've been feeding me everyday! I thought I can take it, but I've reached my limits! GOODBYE!
Your other half,
Your vagina
P.S. I'm taking the kids too; Herpesia, Gono Ray Marie, Syphilia and Chlay Maddie!
Angelina Jolie one of the hardest working bitches in showbiz.....Hi....HOE....HI... HOE it's off to adopt and deliver more kids I go la...la... la... la... la....la
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)
I'm here for the gang bang
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
After all the punishment it is getting, Wonky McValtrex's vagina tries to make a run for it, only to realize that the anus, the ovula, the esophagus and even that bitch the eardrums have had enough too.
Single motherhood sucks...sincerely, Angelina Jolie
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Angie has announced the arrival of her twins.
So lovely.I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Its hard out here for a pimp.
Michelle Duggar mused "if only I had a little more body surface area I could transport ALL of my children this way..."
K-Fed in 10 years.
Damn, Brad is a HOT MESS!
Puts new meaning to going out and getting a little tail.
Looks like another one of Sharon Stone's outfits has just escaped.
Hollywood is breeding so many money-grubbing bitches, they even have thumbs on their feet!
Angie Jo is looking BEAT! It's hard to be a working mother, keep the baby daddy happy, stay glamourous and be an ambassabor to foreign nations with all those monkeys, metaphorically speaking, on your back.
Submitted by City Barbie on July 3, 2008 - 3:10pm.
I know the midwest sucks darlins but I'm not raising you in Hollywood. If we stay there, you'll either end up in some bitch's accessory drawer or up some queen's ass.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the last time I respond to a "brooding, loaded single mother offering tail" personal.
A Philadelphia Possum Fuck?
Be careful what you wish for, Angelina, you just might get it.
If you can eat the entire "Special" at the Roadkill Roadhouse in Kentwood, Louisiana, you get it for free.
Where is peepaw possum when you need him?
Angelina Jolie's surrogate gets started on her Octuplets.
What else would the Duggar family have for a pet? That 'possum mama represents!
Britney didn't manage to steal Jamie Lynn's new baby girl, but she came back from Louisiana with as many other stolen children as she could carry on her back. She was last heard screeching..."I gots me sum more beeeebuhs!"
"Queercat Manor"- proof that porn can spoof almost any subject...stay tuned for "Planet Girth" and "The 700 Club (in my mouth)"
(P.S. I know they're possums)
Michelle Duggar showing them flakey FLDS women how not to loose your kids to the State of Texas.
Dude, the express shuttle to Richard Gere's house gets SO busy during rush hour.
Mama Possum (muttering to herself): "Fuck Angelina Jolie. I'd like to see her try this shit."
This is how me & my poss-e roll, bitches!
jon and kate plus 8
When Mrs. Spears finally sheds her human shell and shows all the kids she has really had we will truly see her.
Whaaat?..... you've never seen a mink wearing a mink coat before?
It's the first of the month...so cash your checks and come on (BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY)
Hey, Bitchez! Why *I* always have to ride on the tail!?
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
That's so fucked up..... ever since Jon left Kate, it's been Kate plus 8.